Hate You All

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Basically, you use this thing and change it around to your needs. Spoiler'd for some language.

 

 

Hey Faggots,

 

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

Hey Bronies,

 

My name is Tiziano, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, un-awesome, unicorn-lovers who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of unicorns. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any rainbows? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of their favorite ponies, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than liking Applejack.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the hoofball team, and starter on the Wonderbolts. What sports do you play, other than "posting on Forums"? I also get straight A's, and have Rainbow Dash as my marefriend (She just did a sonic rainboom; Shit was SO cash). You are all buckheads who should just like Spitfire. Thanks for listening.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

Hey Humans,

 

My name is The Doctor, and I loathe every single one of you. All of you are fat, helpless, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass television shows. You are everything bad in the universe. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any intellectual enlightenment? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of humans because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than spazzing off to Daleks on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the general of the Timelord army, and starter on my cricket team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to Snooki from Jersey Shore"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot companion (She just cranked my sonic screwdriver; Shit was SO cash). You are all rubbish who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Edited May 27, 2012 by Doctor XFizzle

[Fox 5,330]

This is a horrible game... you suck!

[Senor Citizen 516]

Afternoon, retards.

 

Have I ever told you how much I HATE you guys? All of you poorly educated, monosyllabic dolts, pretending to like this show so you can fit in. Every day, I make a dummy made to look like one of you and dismember it in the most disgusting way possible. But that just fuels the rage. I've tried everything. I'm going to go jump off a bridge now. Fuck you all.

(Whew! That was hard.)

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

This is a horrible game... you suck!

 

suck what? :3

(why yes, I am an idiot)

 

I'm terrible at this game :3

[VladmireV.S.(Crank) 1,096]

i know how to insult you all:

 

Trixie is the best pony ever to be seen on that show. her episode is the only reason that show is there!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

i know how to insult you all:

 

Trixie is the best pony ever to be seen on that show. her episode is the only reason that show is there!

 

[VladmireV.S.(Crank) 1,096]

 

lol i knew someone was going to post that!

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

If that is what being "perfect" entails, I don't wanna be perfect.

 

anyway, will edit in a second.

 

Hey

 

My name is Buttcrack, and I hate every single one of you. I'm so content with my life, and obviously, since I am so content with MY life I am going to spend up my valuable time analyzing and demeaning yours. Since I am such a good person, I am going to judge you even though I don't actually know you. It's safe to say that you are a BAD person. I like to use slang words for vagina also, cuz that makes me sound tough. I used to jerk off to pictures on Facebook.

 

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect, cuz everyone know's that perfect people are mean people with nothing better to do that demean others. I was captain of the football team cuz I took steroids, and starter on my basketball team, because I also took steroids.. What sports do you play? I also get straight C's, cuz I threatened to beat up this n3rd name Steve Urkel if he didn't give me the right answers during Study hall. I have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; I had to pay her cash). I'm such a happy and wonderful person that I want you to kill yourself. Thanks for not listening.

Edited May 27, 2012 by glitterlicious

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

i know how to insult you all:

 

Trixie is the best pony ever to be seen on that show. her episode is the only reason that show is there!

 

You're not getting the point of the game.

[VladmireV.S.(Crank) 1,096]

You're not getting the point of the game.

 

i do! it was a joke! i joke around alot on this forum. everypony knows that!

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Umm..hello!

 

My name is Serenity, and I love every single one of you. All of you are wonderful, special ponies who spend every second of their day helping out each other and being happy. You are everything good in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever said a mean word to somepony else? I mean, I guess it's fun helping out people who are in a bit of a rut, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even better than discussing ponies with my friends on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me up on skype. I couldn't hope to compare to how amazing you all are. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "Just be generally awesome and post ponies"? I also get straight A's, but I still don't think I match up to you. I have a great friend (we just played halo; it was SO fun). You are all Great people who should just keep being awesome. Thanks for listening. ♥

[Fox 5,330]

suck what? :3

(why yes, I am an idiot)

 

I'm terrible at this game :3

 

I feel the same way.

[JhonHipster 124]

THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME

[null123456 759]

Dear Haters,

This is calirolls speaking. Yes I am a brony, WHATCHU GONNA DO BOUT IT MOFO?! Love and Toleration is the code of honor. And if you can't respect that? Go into fluttershy's shed.

 

Sincerely,

Calirolls

 

How did I do?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Good afternoon Mods,

 

My name is Impudent Lexicon, and I deplore all of you collectively. All of you are obese, brain damaged, aimless sheep who spend every second of their day locking inane threads. You embody all the negative aspects of this world. Honestly, have any of you ever engaged in consensual heterosexual activity? I mean, I assume it's an enjoyable experience to be deleting people's posts as a consequence of your own internal insecurities, but collectively, you all take this to a whole new level. This is arguably just as deplorable or even more so than ejaculating in a disgusting and revolting manner to photo images of Feld0.

 

Do not be humble in your futile rebuttals. Just present your weak logic to the best of your mediocre ability. Personally, I represent the symbol of absolute perfection. I was brilliant enough to take a leadership role in the football team, and persevered to become a key piece for my basketball team. What sports, pray tell, do you play, other than "masturbating feverishly to photo images of Feld0"? I also achieve a high academic standard, achieving A's exclusively, and I have, in my possession, a highly aesthetically and sexually attractive heterosexual partner (She recently stimulated my genitals orally; it was an immensely enjoyable experience overall). You are all depraved homosexual heathen who should simply proceed to self-immolation for the benefit of society. My thanks go out for your consideration of the matters at hand.

Edited May 27, 2012 by Whiteshade

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

THIS IS A TERRIBLE GAME

 

This is a terrible post, and you should feel terrible.