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My crappy life.


                 

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A remake of Star Wars pt1 but this time Jar-Jar sucks

...oh, sorry, my bad Mr Lucas :-P

 

 

14 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

I'd make a film called "The Dogfather" It would be just like The Godfather... Except with dogs. Badly trained dogs. :-P

I seem to remember photoshoping the Godfather logo into "The Goatfather"

(Did I transplant a goats head onto Hulk Hogan for his Mr Nanny film?)

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, a remake of Reservoir Dogs - 90 mins of dogs swimming in a reservoir


My awesomeness is only second to my modesty B)

 

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A women and her kids wear blindfolds for the bulk of the film, while the woman recaps her backstory about an invisible monster that mysteriously causes mass suicidal thoughts on a whole country which the film doesn't even bother revealing what the monster really is

...Ohhhhh it exists? My bad

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Sharknado 4: The Sharkening

Starring: Tommy Wiseau


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𝕿𝖆𝖐𝖊 𝖒𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖌𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙, 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊! 𝖂𝖊 𝖉𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙, 𝖜𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖔𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊! 𝕴 𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖎𝖙, 𝖑𝖊𝖙'𝖘 𝖋𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖎𝖙, 𝖜𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖊 𝖜𝖊'𝖗𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖓𝖌 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖋𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘! 𝕷𝖊𝖙 𝖌𝖔 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙, 𝖋𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊! 𝕱𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊! 𝕲𝖎𝖛𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝖘𝖎𝖉𝖊!

If you are not yet subscribed to Syrex, frankly, what are you even doing with your life? Best Nightcore & artist cooperation ever <3

 

 

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A movie about a vegan vampire? :ooh:


„I shall be quiet as a calm sea. Which is... not... very quiet.“

„This is intolerable!“

„Even combat is a partnership... for a little while.“

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A rated R Disney movie. 


                 

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♪ "I practice every day to find some clever lines to say, to make the meaning come through"♪
 

 

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