300 million dollar crap movie

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

You are given 300 million dollars to make a movie but, it has to bomb. What would you make?

Me i would remake the matrix with Morpheus being played by Owen Wilson, neo is Bruce Campbell, agent Smith will be played by a woman by name of Lucy lui

[Octavia Heartstrings 28,411]

I'd make a movie about some guy who does nothing but drink beer in a bathtub all day. 

[Props Valroa 26,046]

I'd make a movie about various alternate realities, and me and my friends, crushes traveling to them.

[SharpWit 2,472]

A fourth Cloverfield movie but this time it's just one person trying to find a 4 leaf clover with a city in flames in the background.

[Here No Longer 5,270]

A really, really bad sequel of Back to the Future starring Adam Sandler.

Edited March 2, 2019 by ~Dusky~
Had a better thought than a dumb meme.

[Twilight Luna 30,941]

Make a prequel to Mars Needs Moms.

[Kevin Tang 2,422]

Make a movie about the MLP Kirins

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

I would make a movie called "Springtime for Hitler", but only if I could get Max Bialystock to produce it for me.

[Treeglow Flicker 13,034]

I'd make a film called "The Dogfather" It would be just like The Godfather... Except with dogs. Badly trained dogs.

[TBD 17,228]

My crappy life.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,087]

A remake of Star Wars pt1 but this time Jar-Jar sucks

...oh, sorry, my bad Mr Lucas 

 

 

14 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

I'd make a film called "The Dogfather" It would be just like The Godfather... Except with dogs. Badly trained dogs.

I seem to remember photoshoping the Godfather logo into "The Goatfather"

(Did I transplant a goats head onto Hulk Hogan for his Mr Nanny film?)

 

Ooh, ooh, ooh, a remake of Reservoir Dogs - 90 mins of dogs swimming in a reservoir

[Odyssey 5,713]

A women and her kids wear blindfolds for the bulk of the film, while the woman recaps her backstory about an invisible monster that mysteriously causes mass suicidal thoughts on a whole country which the film doesn't even bother revealing what the monster really is

...Ohhhhh it exists? My bad

[The Kaeya Simp 13,968]

a black screen for 3 hours, then my name as all the credits, and make it on an iPad, and line my pockets

[Flutterstep 46,311]

I’d make a Fast and Furious movies but feature no vehicles.

[Dashy 4 Ever 4,832]

I'd probably make a finale Pirates of the Caribbean movie to tie the rest of the movies nice and tight.

[Passion 3,478]

Sharknado 4: The Sharkening

Starring: Tommy Wiseau

[DasCapschen 7,764]

A movie about a vegan vampire?

[TBD 17,228]

A rated R Disney movie.