Ask Doctor XFizzle

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

 

Here you go, Tom. You've got your wish.

 

Hello I am Doctor XFizzle. Feel free to ask me anything blah blah wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey vashta nerada blah blah.

 

Give me your best shot humans

[Tom The Diamond 1,831]

So have you got a lady assistant yet?

[Nas 2,873]

What is it with you and your epic thrusts of the pelvis?

[Chigens and Kay 3,832]

Remember that time when you said that funny thing and made people laugh?

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

So have you got a lady assistant yet?

 

If you don't have a lady assistant yet, can I be your lady assistant?

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

So have you got a lady assistant yet?

 

Sadly I do not. However, I plan to take advantage of this bachelor time til the very end. You know bachelor stuff. Drinking milk out of the carton, putting your feet up on the coffee table, scratching yourself in places deemed indecent exposure in public.

 

What is it with you and your epic thrusts of the pelvis?

 

The thrust is a must!

 

Remember that time when you said that funny thing and made people laugh?

 

It's hard to remember every waking second of my day

 

If you don't have a lady assistant yet, can I be your lady assistant?

 

You can be whoever you want to be Larpy

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

You can be whoever you want to be Larpy

 

Does that mean I can be a Doctor XFizzle?

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

Does that mean I can be a Doctor XFizzle?

 

Only if I can be Lady Rarity Pony with a huge package of Snickers!

[MrL0LZ 866]

Doctor, How do you like neurotoxin? and Bullets? and Science? and Death?

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

Doctor, How do you like neurotoxin? and Bullets? and Science? and Death?

 

Neurotoxin - I like it a decent amount. I mean, the toxin part sounds a little dangerous, but the neuro part sounds awesome. I wonder who started the base neuro. The Greeks? How did that person think of it? I imagine a Greek fellow sitting in the city market (or "polis") watching people go by when suddenly he sees a man get tazed by the Greek police. The poor soul uttered some gibberish which sounded like "NURRRUUUHHH" and thus the bystander linked neuro to all things dealing with nerves

 

Bullets - The Washington Bullets were a pretty bad team in the early 1990s. Their logo was also hella lames. All it was was the word "Bullets" with hands coming out of the top of the two Ls trying to grab a basketball. Like what? Luckily they switched to the Washington Wizards in 1998 I believe.

 

Science - Science was an interesting subject. I did not care for it in school but for some reason I excelled at it. Maybe I should devote more of my time to science. *ponders*

 

Death - Seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind or the sun or rain. We can be like they are (don't fear the reaper), come on baby (don't fear the reaper), come and take my hand (don't fear the reaper), baby I'm your maaaaannnn. *smokes a [REDACTED] in a 1973 Stationwagon*

[PoisonClaw 8,166]

Dear Doctor, as you are more than likely aware, you are the twelth incarnation of...well, yourself. Thus I feel the need to inquire as to which of your previous eleven appearances would rank as your favorite? If you have one that is...

 

Also, does it really ding when there's stuff? Or is that just wishful thinking?

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

Dear Doctor, as you are more than likely aware, you are the twelth incarnation of...well, yourself. Thus I feel the need to inquire as to which of your previous eleven appearances would rank as your favorite? If you have one that is...

 

Also, does it really ding when there's stuff? Or is that just wishful thinking?

 

There's 11 others of me??? Well I'm sure they're all awesomely handsome as I am. Let us see who these fine chaps are. *stops time to watch all 11 Doctors* The incarnation who I most adored is Mr. Ten himself, the 10th Doctor. Although I do say Mr. Eleventh is doing a wonderful job as well.

 

It dings like a bicycle bell choir at a bicycle bell convention held inside a giant bicycle bell.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Doctor can you find the secret of this post? Hint: It's Invisible............................................................yay! you found it! have some cake.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

Doctor can you find the secret of this post? Hint: It's Invisible............................................................yay! you found it! have some cake.

Silly GlAceMOSCord, posts are inanimate objects used to reinforce some type of structure. They do not contain secrets as they cannot form thought or speech.

 

Also gotcha! Quote box giving a grey background for the huzzah!

[MrL0LZ 866]

Silly GlAceMOSCord, posts are inanimate objects used to reinforce some type of structure. They do not contain secrets as they cannot form thought or speech.

 

Also gotcha! Quote box giving a grey background for the huzzah!

 

Dayum.

Doctor, How do you like Time travelling all the "time"? <- *Le bad Pun*

If you don't like it, could you lend your TARDIS to me? I have a plan to stop a fat orphan from murdering somepony.......

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

Dayum.

Doctor, How do you like Time travelling all the "time"? <- *Le bad Pun*

If you don't like it, could you lend your TARDIS to me? I have a plan to stop a fat orphan from murdering somepony.......

 

Oh I absolutely enjoy time travel AceMOS, it is the coolest thing anyone in the history of...well time...could do! One second I'm signing the Magna Carta and the next second I'm feeding grapes to Cleopatra, then a few more seconds later I'm being chased by the pharaoh and his royal guards for trespassing.

 

So while I do love it, I am keeping my TARDIS. It's sexy. Sorry about your...plans. Maybe I'll have to be the one to intervene eh? Ahaha, nah I'm off to the pub for a little brew.

[FedoraMemes 582]

What is love?

[Killian Jones 2,655]

Strangest thing happened last night, I died, and then suddenly flashy glowy stuff from limbs and head, and I turn into a new person. What am I?

[Ezio Auditore 702]

Was the draft lotto fixed?

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

Do you realize that Timelords only have 13 natural regeneration's?

[Killian Jones 2,655]

Do you realize that Timelords only have 13 natural regeneration's?

 

I heard it was 502.

[Scotch 15]

What, exactly, do you have a doctorate in?

 

(Must... resist urge... to reply to... DylanKLJ...)

[Doctor XFizzle 8,670]

What is love?

 

Some say love, it is a river that drowns the tender reed. Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed. Some say love, it is a hunger an endless aching need. I say love, it is a flower, and you it's only seed.

 

Strangest thing happened last night, I died, and then suddenly flashy glowy stuff from limbs and head, and I turn into a new person. What am I?

 

Do you also do what you want 'cause a pirate is free? Then you may or may not be a pirate.

 

Was the draft lotto fixed?

 

As bad as 1985 with the Knicks and Patrick Ewing, yes. Why won't they televise the actual picking of the lottery balls? I thought so. CONSPIRACY!

 

Do you realize that Timelords only have 13 natural regeneration's?

 

LOL sucks for my next incarnation

 

What, exactly, do you have a doctorate in?

 

(Must... resist urge... to reply to... DylanKLJ...)

 

I am a Doctor of time travel, sports, and Thuganomics. Word life.

[Killian Jones 2,655]

Pretty sure I did not have an eyepatch or a bottle of rum in my hands. oh yes, I got shot by an arrow but I am fine now. Also new teeth, that is always weird. You're the Doctor, help me figure this out.

[Scotch 15]

Which school does one attend in order to earn a doctorate in "time travel, sports, and Thuganomics"?