How would you run your own country?

[ScottishUnicorn 284]

After one second I'm pretty sure the country would spontaneously explode somehow.

[~Sugar Sprinkles~ 638]

Everything would go my way and i would make more people bronies, cause it'd be the law

[Espionage 113]

My inner fun time and brony: CHEESE...FOR EVERYONE!!! Bronies get a 60% discount on ALL CHEESE after passing a state brony test. Haters are re-educated and Friendship is Magic is integrated into social science classes and all historical reference episodes are used in Civics classes.

 

My analyzing leader type

 

Type of Government: Constitutional Totalitarianism (I create a constitution and every dictator after me must follow it, enforced by a small group called the "Ring" that I create with my closest friends and their children inherit positions in the Ring)

Type of Economy: Capitalism with socialist principles when it comes to human necessity

Type of Social System: True Meritocracy with Egalitarian principles amongst all social classes

 

Domestic Policies:

- Freedom of Speech (all complaints towards the government must be legitimate and well thought out. Simply saying that democracy is good and dictatorship is bad with no legitimate reason will result in summary execution)

- Freedom of Action except when it restricts the freedom of others

- Freedom of Press

- Welfare will not exist. Instead, a rehabilitation program will exist to put unemployed people in jobs.

- Taxation of the rich will be 50% of all income, provided they gained their wealth through merit and not exploitation. Taxation of the poor will be 10%. Everything in between will be mathematically calculated.

- 420 Legalized

- Abortion legalized

- Freedom of Religion and Freedom from Religion. All religious institutions that prevent scientific advancement with no logical reason will be slapped with 100% of all income being taxed until they relent and apologize or go bankrupt.

- Education, Art, Music, and Science put on high priority.

- Military is the highest priority, just above science. Military power regulated heavily by dictator and the Ring.

- All social classes required to get the same high quality education.

- Wealth and class based on how much you can provide to either the government, community, humanity, or all of the above.

 

Foreign Policy:

- Respect the sovereignty of other nations. If a revolution goes on and they themselves don't ask for help, we're not helping no matter how much the U.N wants us to.

- All dealings with nations will be neutral and unbiased. Help in wars will be limited to justifications of the nations in question

- Geneva Convention is in my toilet right now. If another nation attacks us for resources or because they think they're crusaders of justice, every single combatant on their side is getting bubonic plagued.

- If another nation sent a terrorist or spy and killed our civilians, we'll kill 10x as many of their civilians.

- Depending on the reason for war, prisoners will either be treated well or crucified. If a war is our fault, we'll bear the responsibility for the aftermath and treat their prisoners with some kindness. If a war is their fault, we'll be neutral and slightly hostile. If a war kills many of our civilians and it's their fault, break out the wood and nails.

[Strafe 594]

Why with a fascist and a totalitarian mindset of course.

[Nah 3,182]

First off, make internet piracy legal, allow free rights (speech, religion, right to gather and protest peacefully, gay marriage, etc), education will not be mandatory, abortion will be abolished, and people with common sense will be voted into office.

[Prince Luneth 4]

weapon research, build our arsenal, nuclear batteries to power electric railguns. The Government will support all engineering programs in schools and colleges. The taxes will be rather high to support this. It will be an Improved democracy in which there is no one true leader, instead there will be a college of about 12 shared leaders. And a "senate" of 500 members. I will be the overseer of the weapons and supreme commander of the army(Which has a seat on the College of Leaders) And if a bill passes the senate, it must then pass the college, and lastly the masses. Then finally be put into order.

 

The anthem will be a song of my own, which I will write myself.

 

The Flag will be a Luminescent Radiation symbol on a black and White background

 

the schools will also stress heavily the dangers of overpopulation so as to avoid the situation that china is in.

 

As said, engineers will be prized at near the importance of the army.

[CUINJALE 120]

Possibility 1: My first and only move as president/czar/high king is to hand the nation down to someone who knows how to do things

 

Possibility 2: Hardcore Communism. National anthem is 'Insane in the Brain' by Cypress Hill. Currency is BitCoin. New leaders come into power by slaying and consuming the heart of the previous one. National language is Swedish, because it's easier to understand.

Edited June 3, 2012 by Bames Jond

[DashingRainbow36 264]

Cookies for everyone, and saturday would officially be caturday, and no one can work on that day.

 

And free drugs.

[Guest]

I'd make 60s Spiderman my advisor and rule with a jell-o fist.

[Croaks 251]

EVERYBODY MUST BE NAMED EITHER, GUSTAV, VLADIMIR, JAMAL, LAPEESHA, OR SHENIQUA.

[Sky 746]

Law1 no hate

Law2 Education is free

Law3 (no murder, No stealing etc)

Law4 No war

Law5 Be happy

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

I'd make 60s Spiderman my advisor and rule with a jell-o fist.

 

Why aren't you president of the world already? XD

[Devixicus 2]

By law, everything must be cheap. We don't care how much money we have, everything is cheap. Also, the government pays you for being a citizen, and everything is easy and fun. We don't have time to make life hard. We only want you to be happy. Goodbye, America being considered the best country ever!

[Aureity 3,055]

1) Construct a few supply depots to accomodate the overcrowding population.

2) Siege all my tanks around my country's borders to deter enemy threats.

3) Build nuclear silo. Destroy the world.

[Guest]

kill everyone who disagrees with my views.

 

 

 

 

hahaha.... just kidding....

totally..... :I

[Fire_Fly 499]

*Expand my territory in every compass direction through colonization.

*Deploy military barracks for security purposes.

*Make Knowledge of MLP: FiM mandatory by law.

*Sit at a big desk and play with a stapler.

*Suddenly realize I'm in charge of a country.

*...........*evil grin*

Edited June 7, 2012 by Fire_Fly

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[RiuChan 17]

How would I control my country?

I'd be a dictator!

However us Bronies and pegasisters would live freely and awesomely.

But the others would be forced to watch ALL the episodes of My Little Pony.

To be honest I would probably control my country very badly....

Edited June 9, 2012 by RiuChan

[Scotch 15]

Hmm... I'll try this.

 

Type of Government- Monarchy.

 

Economy- The kind with the money!

 

Flag- Saint Andrew's Cross. (With Scotland's express permission, of course.)

 

Anthem- "What is Love" by Haddaway.

 

Currency- Euro.

 

Laws-

1. Abortion is completely and totally forbidden.

2. The government allows these freedoms-

I- Assembly.

II- Press.

III- Religion.

IV- Speech.

V- Go naked in the streets.

VI- Tapdancing in class from grades 1-4, so long as the only song you tap dance to is "The Sailor's Hornpipe."

VII- Homosexual marriage.

VIII- Marriage to robots with the ability to sign marriage documents.

3. Clothes are not mandatory.

4. It is forbidden to wear red underwear, and you will be checked before entering government buildings.

5. It is legal, with a permit, to sell explosives to people who provide I.D.

6. You may not, at any time, say the words "Clatu Verata Nictu".

7. Cursing is illegal.

8. Citizens are required to take a national nerd test, "NNT", their results will be used to determine social status.

9. You will not speak ill of Luigi.

10. There is a 30 sign maximum at protests.

11. You may not wear more then 5 shirts at a time.

12. The penalty for wearing shoes as gloves is 2 years in a minimum security penitentiary.

13. There is no law #13. Bad luck.

14. You are only allowed to sing Haddaway.

15. All government bodies shall hold science as a field more important than all others.

 

Foreign Policies/War-

We shall act with humility in the face of nations other than our own. We shall respect their leaders, and adopt their ways when in their countries. If one of our citizens is murdered by another country's, we'll sentence two of theirs to 5 years in a minimum security penitentiary. We shall only fight with the Enfield rifle, that we may only have to produce factories for the one gun. While we are not allowed to use Aerial methods of attack, we are permitted to send blimps carrying supplies to our troops. You must have an impressive moustache to be able to cross the border.

[Radiance64 7,053]

Horribly, probably. I'm not much of a leader... anarchy would probably ensue.

[Croaks 251]

BALLOONS AND GLITTER EVERYWHERE

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

I already have a pony-based nation online....it's a dictatorship run by Fluttershy but the citizens are humans..

[Glaceon 793]

Three words: CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR2FYemIokE

[ElementOfTenacity 47]

everyone would get 1 square mile of land to build there house on each square would have access to water and electric , you are provided with house building materials but you cant build anything that would damage or disturb sumone elses land or be of massive damage to they enviroment. electric would be solar, wind and wave but would have old school power plants incase of failure, t.v stations would air MLP daily because its awsome , food can be purchashed or grown your land its really up to you .

[Gozutennou 36]

I would rule my country with my iron hoof !! Muhahaha

 

An anarchist Equestria sounds... nice...