Post a Random TV Quote

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Intended. Pool-God. King of the cues. Prince of the planet potters. 

[Number62 1,258]

Whose hand is that?

Sorry.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Who produced the world's stickiest bogey?

[Tao 7,734]

"Don't just sit there and waste your precious time. When you want to do something, do it right away. Do it when you can. It's the only way to live a life without regrets."

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

I still think it has something to do with triangles

 

Edited February 21, 2020 by Dawnchaser

[Woohoo 34,114]

There's a car in the kitchen! 

Edited February 22, 2020 by Woohoo
Wrong thread -_-

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Excellent

[Number62 1,258]

He trashed my car, Alfred. Between a couple of guys, that's real personal.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"First of all, how do you get the "of" in your name? Is it where you hung out the most? Am I Eleanor of the Cheesecake Factory Bar?"

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Ice-cream. With cones..

[Woohoo 34,114]

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and... I like to kiss my own butt. 

[O-78 28,606]

Ye're a muckle nuisance! It's tae leave ye behind I'd be wantin!

You can't! I'm essential!

Och are ye? Ye're naethin but a screechin and a noise when all's said and done! Spite Douggie would ye! Take that!

[cuteycindyhoney 13,307]

"Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but...that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

I’m eating scrambled eggs, with a comb... from a shoe!

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Deep fried shoe! Deep fried shoe!

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

I have a cunning plan

[Woohoo 34,114]

Lynner, Lynner, chicken dinner!

[Number62 1,258]

You understand that if we do change the past, you – this version of you – will never have existed?

Nothing would make me happier.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"I don't vent, I scream into a pillow."

[Number62 1,258]

I feel naked, and not in a fun way.

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

"You just showed mercy to a sadist."

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Everybody's dead Dave

[Emerald Claus 24,865]

Happy: "You know, I don't think it's nice to beat up on girls, especially if they're your friends."

Natsu: "A girl, a guy, friend, enemy. Who cares?"

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,088]

Don't tell them you're a pacifist

[Tao 7,734]

"Pika Pika"