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[Sae 33]

"What would you not want the police to find in the back of your car?"
"Pickles..."

[Number62 1,247]

Any girl who can get ready in less then three seconds has has my stamp of approval.

[Sparklefan1234 161,877]

“I have a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza.”

[Cwanky 17,457]

On 4/2/2020 at 7:04 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

“I have a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza.”

You thought I was kidding? I don’t kid when it comes to jazz. 

 

[Number62 1,247]

It would have been glorious. I was creating the perfect world all in my image .

That's the problem; you're ugly.

[Emerald Heart 24,588]

I love this show

[Cwanky 17,457]

Thing's are getting hot! 

[Number62 1,247]

Who are you working for?

You can't understand a word I'm saying, and I wouldn't tell you anything if you could.

I can... and you will.

Edited April 7, 2020 by Number62

[Cwanky 17,457]

      

[Sparklefan1234 161,877]

The Ashley's: *In unison* "Scandalous!"

[Cwanky 17,457]

24 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

The Ashley's: *In unison* "Scandalous!"

 

[Spidey10 845]

"We all wear masks Spider-Man, but which one is real? The one that hides your face? Or the one that is your face?" 

 

Green Goblin (The Spectacular Spider-Man)

[Sparklefan1234 161,877]

On 3/23/2020 at 3:15 PM, Cwanky said:

 

                

 

Male Scientist: Who's gonna buy a pill that makes you blind? 

 

Female Scientist: We'll let marketing worry about that.            

[Cwanky 17,457]

         

[Sparklefan1234 161,877]

2 hours ago, Cwanky said:

         

 

 Not, Lenny! *Not*, Lenny! 

[Cwanky 17,457]

                  

[Emerald Heart 24,588]

"Zombie zoo, zombie zoo. Who let them zombies out that damn zombie zoo? Uh oh, watch your back Laura."

[Cwanky 17,457]

Time for the quarantine song! 

 

[Number62 1,247]

Hey, don't I know you?

I don't think so.

Something about that chin... I know! You're Bruce Wayne, the boy billionaire!

[Emerald Heart 24,588]

"Like Tamaki? He says he's just acting like a rich idiot. The truth is like, he is a rich idiot."

[Cwanky 17,457]

         

[Number62 1,247]

Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot to Hell.

[Cwanky 17,457]

4 hours ago, Number62 said:

Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot to Hell.

 

[Spidey10 845]

"Look streamers! Now it is a party!"

[Yoshi89 5,291]

 Let's go drink til we can't feel feelings anymore!