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[Cwanky 17,734]

On 9/19/2019 at 1:04 PM, Flutterstep said:

Don’t have a bull, guy!

 

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

Any of these

 

[Number62 1,267]

Ah, nothing like a warm plasma bath to calm the nerves, and clean off the tomato stains.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,334]

"The Wooly Rebellion. In 193 years, there's a total renegotiation of the sheep-human relationship. Utter bloodbath."

- The  Doctor

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

"I used to think that my Uncle Jessie was a normal person, but then I found out that every Sunday, he would soak his feet in chicken fat."

 

Edited November 10, 2019 by Emerald Heart

[Prince Doopliss 2,353]

                

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

"Hey! What about the guy who first landed on the moon? He said "one small step for man" I woulda just said "oh my god I'm on the moon!""

[Cwanky 17,734]

      

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

Dippy Fresh is my Spirit Animal

 

[PiratePony 8,489]

I'm not superstitious. But I am a little stitious.

[Sparklefan1234 179,280]

1 hour ago, Emerald Heart said:

Dippy Fresh is my Spirit Animal

 

 

I like skateboarding, supporting my sister and punctuating every sentence with a high five! 

Edited November 11, 2019 by Sparklefan1234

[Flutterstep 47,324]

Smithers, there’s a rocket in my pocket. 

You don’t have to tell me Sir. 

[Cwanky 17,734]

                      

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

2 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

I like skateboarding, supporting my sister and punctuating every sentence with a high five! 

YOU STAY OUTTA THIS DIPPY FRESH!

 

[fare67t 243]

 

Edited November 11, 2019 by fare67t

[Cwanky 17,734]

    

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

London: "And I'll be a better student?"

Bailey: "Yes."

London: "And my Daddy'll be proud of me?"

Bailey: "Yes."

London: "And Moseby won't have to become a goat herder?"

Bailey: "Yeah! Huh?"

[Number62 1,267]

I've got a gesture for you, but my hands are tied.

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

"It has smarticle particles?"

Edited November 14, 2019 by Emerald Heart

[Sparklefan1234 179,280]

"I'm 'specially fond of strained beets." 

[Fritzy 2,032]

‘Bill, can we talk for a minute?’

’No go away’

Edited November 15, 2019 by Larksy

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

London: "Bailey! Thank goodness you're here. Alyssa tricked me into the closet."

Bailey: "How did she trick you?!"

London: "She said, "Get in the closet!" And I fell for it."

[Number62 1,267]

Who are you?

If I wanted you to know that, would I be wearing a mask?

[Emerald Heart 25,125]

"Yes! It's just that I'm not used to dressing like a plumberess. Is that what you call a female plumber or is it a toilet sweep or, or a clog wench? In any case, that's how I'm dressed."

[Cwanky 17,734]