site event The Big Goof Off RP Event!

[Emerald Heart]

17 hours ago, Trilby Hatter said:

Trilby's eyes go wide with surprise. He begins to smile, pulling his hat off. "You really like my hat? I put a lot of work into it, but you're the first one to actually compliment my hat in a long time. Thank you." Trilby says, touched. He then realizes something and shakes his head, putting his hat back on. "Hay now, what kind of switcheroo is this? I'm suppose to be cheering YOU up, and here you are cheering ME up!" Trilby laughs a little at the situation. "Well then, if you wanna be friends with a hat maker, then it's a pleasure to know you. I'm Trilby Hatter." Trilby bows. He then hears Dynamo addressing everyone. "Excuse me. Duty calls~" With a bow, Dynamo walks off.

"Hey, I'm used to it. My talent is literally 'unlocking people's hearts.' I help ponies who have trouble opening up emotionally and be amenable to love, trust and connections with other ponies. I've been told I'm easy to talk to."  Emerald Heart shows him her cutie mark- a keyhole inside a pink heart with a twirled edge. Across the heart is a golden key. "I'm basically a freelance therapist." She rolled her eyes jokingly. She giggles as she watched Trilby leave, curtsying in return. 

On 2025-05-03 at 8:43 PM, Dynamo Pad said:

As Dynamo stayed near the steps that lead up to the stage, the gaming unicorn looked around the waiting area. Keeping an eye on anyone that would be interested in taking part in the Goof Off. As more and more time has passed, Dynamo had noticed that nobody was taking any interest. He even looked down at the clipboard he held in his magical grasp of a levitation spell. As more and more participants had taken part, he made sure their names were checked off. Signifying that they had already gone, while also seeing who was left to go up on stage. With one last look as he took a deep breath, the gaming unicorn slowly let that breath go as he started making his way back towards the center of the stage. As he grabbed the microphone, he took notice of the crowd. The smiles all around, the laughter being shared, everyone partaking in beverages, snacks and cake batter lying around from the beginning of the show. Smiling as he was happy to see everyone having fun, he began to speak.

"Hello, everypony! I'm really sorry on the delay! We've searched high and low to see if anypony wanted to take part in the Goof Off. However, it seems that nobody is feeling up to take their chance in the ring, or on stage in this instance. If anyone still wishes to take part, now's the time to raise your hoof or to speak up! We'd love to see what you've all got, before we begin taking everyone's votes on who wins in this year's Big Goof Off!" Dynamo exclaimed, keeping his eyes peeled for anyone that wished to step up on stage. He had recalled @ChrysalisM Cimex was waiting for their team to arrive. The gaming unicorn wasn't entirely sure if the team had arrived yet or needed more time, but he waited with baited breath on who would appear next.

Emerald Heart shakes her head and facehooves herself. Great. A competition. She had unwillingly entered a competition. Emerald had never enjoyed being pitted amongst others. "In through the nose, out through the mouth." Emerald reminded herself as she took ten breaths to calm herself down. 

12 hours ago, Discord said:

"Really, Dynosaurus, I'm a very busy draconequus and I've hardly the time to sit around looking for every flyer in Equestria!" He said rather offended while subtly pushing down a paper into his pocket. "Ignore this, by the way."

He got on the microphone and tapped it several times, accidentally (or not so accidentally considering who this was) causing a large burst of reverb to bounce off the walls and into everyone's ears.

"Ahem! Attention, to all the participants of this year's Goof Off! Whilst this event will be coming to a close, I believe there is one last order on our itinerary! I know that all of you wouldn't want to miss what this frankly dashing being has in store for you all!" He chuckled as he pulled @Dynamo Pad to his side. "And it wouldn't be possible without this fine gentlepony here! Now then, for MY performance today, I'm going to need a volunteer." As he said that, he flashed a dastardly look at his audience and chuckled. Discord had something grand prepared for his big show to close everything off, and he wasn't going to let it go to waste just because of some interdimensional traffic stopping him from getting there early.

Emerald Heart chuckles at the nickname and stays still backstage. She is both excited and terrified of what is to come next.

[Trilby Hatter]

18 hours ago, Discord said:

Almost as though it was out of thin air, a mallet slammed down upon the floor of the stage.

"OBJECTION!"
A booming voice sounded off before the one holding the hammer revealed himself, cackling maniacally. "AhAHAHAHAAAAGH! Boy, oh boy, does it feel good to be here tonight, folks!" Discord himself appeared into the fray, dressed in a pink suit with a bowtie and a microphone in hand. "I'm shocked, SHOCKED and appalled that you were all having a comedy get-together without ME! For shaaaaaame."

He ruffled Trilby's hat and swiped it off, perching it on his head. "I knew I was missing something from my wardrobe tonight. Thank you very much for your generosity, friend!" He said with a smirk, before applauding. "Everypony here has done magnificently with their performances! Bravo, bravo~ It's such a sad sight, however, that our time here is coming to an end! Isn't that right, @Dynamo Pad?"

At first, Trilby is shocked, confused, and a little frightened. However, before he can say anything, the newly-arrived draconequus snatches his hat! "NO!! Not my hat! Thief!!" Trilby runs over and reaches up, but he's not exactly tall enough to get it. "Please! Anything but my hat!! Have a heart. I worked hard on that hat!! You can't just snatch up my pride and joy like that!!" Trilby begs.

17 hours ago, Dynamo Pad said:

@Discord

As he looked around in the crowd, Dynamo didn’t notice a giant mallet that was just from behind him and Pinkie. From the impact of the slam, the gaming unicorn jumped as if he had been scared from something or someone. His arms and legs flailing around, before he landed back on the ground in a sprawl. “W-W-What in the name of Celestia was that!?” He asked to nobody in particular, before getting to his hooves to look around him. As he heard a booming voice, Dynamo turned to see a familiar Draconequus had made his appearance known. “D-Discord? What are you doing here?” He asks, wondering if he had seen a video game effect upon Discord’s ‘objection’. He was also truly thankful that the mallet wasn’t in his path, but he wouldn’t let Discord know that. 

“What are you doing here, Discord? Came for a visit or is today your weekly tea hangouts with Fluttershy?” Dynamo wondered, before blinking in both surprise and confusion upon hearing Discord’s disappointment. “I’m really sorry to hear that, Discord. To be honest, we did hand out flyers for the event around Ponyville. I thought you had at least gotten a flyer.” He says in an apologetic tone. Upon hearing that the event was coming to a close, the gaming unicorn had to sadly nod in agreement. Just then, an idea formed in his mind. “It honestly is a shame as everypony has done a magnificent job in their performances. Yet, the show isn’t over just yet. We were just looking for anyone that would want to give a performance. You wouldn’t happen to know anyone, do you? Or perhaps, would you like government us a spectacular finale?” Dynamo did understand that anything and everything could happen with the master of chaos taking the stage. However, it looked like Discord wanted to have some fun and Dynamo did say that anyone was allowed to take part. 

 

Trilby then notices Dynamo and turns to him instead. "Dynamo, you know this creature? Can you please convince him to give me my hat back? Err... And also, not to harm any pony here. That would be good too." Trilby asks kindly.

17 hours ago, Discord said:

"Really, Dynosaurus, I'm a very busy draconequus and I've hardly the time to sit around looking for every flyer in Equestria!" He said rather offended while subtly pushing down a paper into his pocket. "Ignore this, by the way."

He got on the microphone and tapped it several times, accidentally (or not so accidentally considering who this was) causing a large burst of reverb to bounce off the walls and into everyone's ears.

"Ahem! Attention, to all the participants of this year's Goof Off! Whilst this event will be coming to a close, I believe there is one last order on our itinerary! I know that all of you wouldn't want to miss what this frankly dashing being has in store for you all!" He chuckled as he pulled @Dynamo Pad to his side. "And it wouldn't be possible without this fine gentlepony here! Now then, for MY performance today, I'm going to need a volunteer." As he said that, he flashed a dastardly look at his audience and chuckled. Discord had something grand prepared for his big show to close everything off, and he wasn't going to let it go to waste just because of some interdimensional traffic stopping him from getting there early.

Trilby goes back to begging. "Please, Mr. Discord, sir. I'll give you whatever you want to get my hat back. Would you like me to make you a custom hat? You strike me as someone that would look good in a dark orange zoot suit fedora."

However, his pleading is interrupted with a sudden announcement. After a moment of shock and rubbing his ears, Trilby shrugs and raises his hoof. "I'll volunteer, if it means getting my hat back."

9 hours ago, Pinkie Pie said:

Without any notice or warning, Pinkie soon found herself being launched into the air with @Dynamo Pad. "Woah! Yippee!!!! Looks like the stage was a fun bounce house!" Pinkie giggled as pulled herself into a ball, before looking like a pink pinball. Bouncing as if a basketball was being dribbled, before the bounce slowly came to a stop. Un-morphing out of the ball with some electric sound effects, the pink pony marveled at the giant mallet. "Nice mallet, @Discord! Wherever did you get it? Is it new!? Can I borrow it!?" She asked rapid-fire, before a sudden thought occurred to her. "Wait a minute. OBJECTION!? I see to your objection and raise you with one of my own!" She exclaimed, taking a deep breath, before the pink party pony pointed at the draconequus.

"OBJECTION!!" She exclaimed once more, red words appearing above her to emphasize her claim.

"I've always wanted to do that. If we have to have a giant mallet, then of course we need my Big Bertha party cannon. Now that thing will send you sky high. Potentially to the moon, but that's still a work in progress." Pinkie giggled as Discord had mentioned that he wanted to take part. "Oooooh~! It's never too late to enter! Got to add a bit of chaos to a party. Am I right?" Pinkie gave a smile, gasping at the mention of a volunteer. "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" The pink mare waved her arm as if in a flailing motion, while trying to get Discord's attention. "I'd love to be a volunteer. Seeing everypony's performances, so far? It all looks super duper fun! That, and I've wanted to be able to take part in a performance at some point during this Goof Off! No better time than the present!" Pinkie smiled, waltzing up to Discord as she prepared for whatever the draconequus had in mind.

 

 

6 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

*As soon as @Discord requested the help of a volunteer for his performance, the high pitched screamings of Shiny Silvermoon were heard once more among the crowd.*

Shiny : "ME! ME! ME! CHOOSE ME! DO IT!" *The mare was frantically waving her free hoof high above her head, while bouncing on her seat.*

*Croissanto, on the other hand (litterally since he was in the other hoof of Shiny), seemed more reserved about approaching a god of chaos. Misfortunately, he didn't have much choice but to follow his partner in crime.*

 

5 hours ago, Emerald Heart said:

"Hey, I'm used to it. My talent is literally 'unlocking people's hearts.' I help ponies who have trouble opening up emotionally and be amenable to love, trust and connections with other ponies. I've been told I'm easy to talk to."  Emerald Heart shows him her cutie mark- a keyhole inside a pink heart with a twirled edge. Across the heart is a golden key. "I'm basically a freelance therapist." She rolled her eyes jokingly. She giggles as she watched Trilby leave, curtsying in return. 

Emerald Heart shakes her head and facehooves herself. Great. A competition. She had unwillingly entered a competition. Emerald had never enjoyed being pitted amongst others. "In through the nose, out through the mouth." Emerald reminded herself as she took ten breaths to calm herself down. 

Emerald Heart chuckles at the nickname and stays still backstage. She is both excited and terrified of what is to come next.

While Trilby still finds Croissanto hilarious, and wishes to say more to Emerald Heart, he can feel his heart breaking. It also hurts that Pinkie Pie is saying nothing, a pony that has been ignoring him this whole event. "Does no pony care that my hat was stolen?"

Trilby takes a moment to think about what he should do next. There might not be any way to get his hat back. A sacrifice to the chaotic god, as it were.

[Discord 302]

10 hours ago, Pinkie Pie said:

Without any notice or warning, Pinkie soon found herself being launched into the air with @Dynamo Pad. "Woah! Yippee!!!! Looks like the stage was a fun bounce house!" Pinkie giggled as pulled herself into a ball, before looking like a pink pinball. Bouncing as if a basketball was being dribbled, before the bounce slowly came to a stop. Un-morphing out of the ball with some electric sound effects, the pink pony marveled at the giant mallet. "Nice mallet, @Discord! Wherever did you get it? Is it new!? Can I borrow it!?" She asked rapid-fire, before a sudden thought occurred to her. "Wait a minute. OBJECTION!? I see to your objection and raise you with one of my own!" She exclaimed, taking a deep breath, before the pink party pony pointed at the draconequus.

"OBJECTION!!" She exclaimed once more, red words appearing above her to emphasize her claim.

"I've always wanted to do that. If we have to have a giant mallet, then of course we need my Big Bertha party cannon. Now that thing will send you sky high. Potentially to the moon, but that's still a work in progress." Pinkie giggled as Discord had mentioned that he wanted to take part. "Oooooh~! It's never too late to enter! Got to add a bit of chaos to a party. Am I right?" Pinkie gave a smile, gasping at the mention of a volunteer. "Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!" The pink mare waved her arm as if in a flailing motion, while trying to get Discord's attention. "I'd love to be a volunteer. Seeing everypony's performances, so far? It all looks super duper fun! That, and I've wanted to be able to take part in a performance at some point during this Goof Off! No better time than the present!" Pinkie smiled, waltzing up to Discord as she prepared for whatever the draconequus had in mind.

 

Discord leaned his head back and grimaced as Pinkie Pie got up into his face, before lifting a finger and using his magic to levitate her in place. As much as he adored insanity, Pinkie's hyperactivity tended to more often than not distract him from his workings than anything else. "My dear little pink... Thing. I appreciate your enthusiasm but there is such a thing as too many questions."

When she had brought out her party cannon, Discord's wince turned into a smirk and using his prehensile tail, he wrapped it around the cannon and swept it up to his side. "Actually, you've given me a rather grand idea!" He waved his hand and dropped her onto the floor with a THUD. As he turned the cannon around to face the audience, he gave Pinkie a command. "When I say to fire, you light this thing and send it off. Understand?"

 

 

6 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

*As soon as @Discord requested the help of a volunteer for his performance, the high pitched screamings of Shiny Silvermoon were heard once more among the crowd.*

Shiny : "ME! ME! ME! CHOOSE ME! DO IT!" *The mare was frantically waving her free hoof high above her head, while bouncing on her seat.*

*Croissanto, on the other hand (litterally since he was in the other hoof of Shiny), seemed more reserved about approaching a god of chaos. Misfortunately, he didn't have much choice but to follow his partner in crime.*

Hearing the blue unicorn cry out from the audience, Discord clapped his hands and made her disappear, before she reappeared directly beside him. "Welcome, friend! And what might your name be?" he held the microphone towards Croissanto's mouth. "I must say, I really adore your handiwork there. What an abomination you are! Why, I could just eat you up!" He said while pinching Croissanto's cheek and taking a bite out of him.

[Discord 302]

28 minutes ago, Trilby Hatter said:

At first, Trilby is shocked, confused, and a little frightened. However, before he can say anything, the newly-arrived draconequus snatches his hat! "NO!! Not my hat! Thief!!" Trilby runs over and reaches up, but he's not exactly tall enough to get it. "Please! Anything but my hat!! Have a heart. I worked hard on that hat!! You can't just snatch up my pride and joy like that!!" Trilby begs.

Trilby then notices Dynamo and turns to him instead. "Dynamo, you know this creature? Can you please convince him to give me my hat back? Err... And also, not to harm any pony here. That would be good too." Trilby asks kindly.

Trilby goes back to begging. "Please, Mr. Discord, sir. I'll give you whatever you want to get my hat back. Would you like me to make you a custom hat? You strike me as someone that would look good in a dark orange zoot suit fedora."

However, his pleading is interrupted with a sudden announcement. After a moment of shock and rubbing his ears, Trilby shrugs and raises his hoof. "I'll volunteer, if it means getting my hat back."

 

 

While Trilby still finds Croissanto hilarious, and wishes to say more to Emerald Heart, he can feel his heart breaking. It also hurts that Pinkie Pie is saying nothing, a pony that has been ignoring him this whole event. "Does no pony care that my hat was stolen?"

Trilby takes a moment to think about what he should do next. There might not be any way to get his hat back. A sacrifice to the chaotic god, as it were.

Discord chuckled while Trilby desperately tried to receive his hat back, before removing it and throwing it upwards into the air. "Catch, my friend! Don't worry, that hat is far too tacky for my pristine head! I have one far better." He snapped his finger's, giving himself a wide-brimmed fedora and a zoot suit instead. "If you can tailor this one for me and make it more into my size, I'd greatly appreciate it." He stuck his tongue out and slid his head back.

[Pinkie Pie 624]

1 hour ago, Trilby Hatter said:

While Trilby still finds Croissanto hilarious, and wishes to say more to Emerald Heart, he can feel his heart breaking. It also hurts that Pinkie Pie is saying nothing, a pony that has been ignoring him this whole event. "Does no pony care that my hat was stolen?"

Trilby takes a moment to think about what he should do next. There might not be any way to get his hat back. A sacrifice to the chaotic god, as it were.

Turning her attention over towards Tribly, she walked over towards him, before patting his shoulder. “It’ll be okay! I think you’ll get your hat back very soon.” She reassured the hat salepony, before a sudden thought caused her to gasp with a grin. “Oooooooh~! What if Discord wearing your hat could be a way to promote your work? He could have a way to transform it into multiple hats. That way, you get a lot more hats to change into whatever party you’re trying to host. I know I’d be buying three, no, maybe 5 of those hats.” She clapped her front hooves together as the thought of transforming party hats filled her party planning mind with glee.

Pinkie smirked playfully as her response caused the draconequus to falter slightly. It was just like in the games, but she knew it wasn’t over just yet. Suddeyband without warning, she felt herself floating in place thanks to Discord’s levitation. “Ooooooh~! Floaty!” She giggled once more, before shaking her head at Discord’s response. “That’s a silly thing to say as too many questions are never enough questions. Like, what am I having for breakfast today? Balloons or no balloons, party hats, or fancy party hats. Oh! Maybe…” Pinkie was unable to finish her thought as Discord’s levitation ceased. Causing the pink party mare to fall back onto the stage. Shaking her head quickly to regather her bearings, she frowned slightly, while staring up at Discord. “Heeeeeeeey. Why did you do that? The floating was fun! Just like when I floated around town, while wearing balloons, before learning from Twilight about a potential disaster that was never going to happen.” The frown immediately vanished as she gasped with a grin upon mentioning of needing Discord’s help. “You’ve got it, Discord! It’s time to turn this Goof Off into an party of epic proportions!” While she was saddened at the fact that she wouldn’t be the volunteer, she was still in glee at the idea of helping out with her Big Bertha party cannon.

 

[Shiny Silvermoon]

On 2025-05-05 at 5:04 AM, Discord said:

Discord leaned his head back and grimaced as Pinkie Pie got up into his face, before lifting a finger and using his magic to levitate her in place. As much as he adored insanity, Pinkie's hyperactivity tended to more often than not distract him from his workings than anything else. "My dear little pink... Thing. I appreciate your enthusiasm but there is such a thing as too many questions."

When she had brought out her party cannon, Discord's wince turned into a smirk and using his prehensile tail, he wrapped it around the cannon and swept it up to his side. "Actually, you've given me a rather grand idea!" He waved his hand and dropped her onto the floor with a THUD. As he turned the cannon around to face the audience, he gave Pinkie a command. "When I say to fire, you light this thing and send it off. Understand?"

 

 

Hearing the blue unicorn cry out from the audience, Discord clapped his hands and made her disappear, before she reappeared directly beside him. "Welcome, friend! And what might your name be?" he held the microphone towards Croissanto's mouth. "I must say, I really adore your handiwork there. What an abomination you are! Why, I could just eat you up!" He said while pinching Croissanto's cheek and taking a bite out of him.

*Misfortunately for @Discord who attempted to take a bite out of Croissanto, he was an inedible puppet made of fabric.*

Croissanto : "My name is Croissanto and it's funny to hear you call me an abomination. Have you found yourself in the same room as a mirror lately?"

*Meanwhile, Shiny Silvermoon was too excited to be part of Discord's performance. She was bouncing on the stage with so much joy.*

*However, her happiness was suddenly interrupted by the sight of @Samurai Equine Trilby pleading for his hat. The mare felt sad for the poor hatmaker and wanted to help him. Shiny turned her head and glanced up at the draconequus beside her.*

Shiny : "Mr. Discord, it would be highly appreciated if you would give back the hat that you stole. Stealing is a crime that Fluttershy wouldn't be proud of learning that you commited." *She tried to take him by the feelings by speaking about Fluttershy.*

Edited May 6 by Shiny Silvermoon

[Trilby Hatter]

16 hours ago, Discord said:

Discord chuckled while Trilby desperately tried to receive his hat back, before removing it and throwing it upwards into the air. "Catch, my friend! Don't worry, that hat is far too tacky for my pristine head! I have one far better." He snapped his finger's, giving himself a wide-brimmed fedora and a zoot suit instead. "If you can tailor this one for me and make it more into my size, I'd greatly appreciate it." He stuck his tongue out and slid his head back.

 

14 hours ago, Pinkie Pie said:

Turning her attention over towards Tribly, she walked over towards him, before patting his shoulder. “It’ll be okay! I think you’ll get your hat back very soon.” She reassured the hat salepony, before a sudden thought caused her to gasp with a grin. “Oooooooh~! What if Discord wearing your hat could be a way to promote your work? He could have a way to transform it into multiple hats. That way, you get a lot more hats to change into whatever party you’re trying to host. I know I’d be buying three, no, maybe 5 of those hats.” She clapped her front hooves together as the thought of transforming party hats filled her party planning mind with glee.

Pinkie smirked playfully as her response caused the draconequus to falter slightly. It was just like in the games, but she knew it wasn’t over just yet. Suddeyband without warning, she felt herself floating in place thanks to Discord’s levitation. “Ooooooh~! Floaty!” She giggled once more, before shaking her head at Discord’s response. “That’s a silly thing to say as too many questions are never enough questions. Like, what am I having for breakfast today? Balloons or no balloons, party hats, or fancy party hats. Oh! Maybe…” Pinkie was unable to finish her thought as Discord’s levitation ceased. Causing the pink party mare to fall back onto the stage. Shaking her head quickly to regather her bearings, she frowned slightly, while staring up at Discord. “Heeeeeeeey. Why did you do that? The floating was fun! Just like when I floated around town, while wearing balloons, before learning from Twilight about a potential disaster that was never going to happen.” The frown immediately vanished as she gasped with a grin upon mentioning of needing Discord’s help. “You’ve got it, Discord! It’s time to turn this Goof Off into an party of epic proportions!” While she was saddened at the fact that she wouldn’t be the volunteer, she was still in glee at the idea of helping out with her Big Bertha party cannon.

Trilby takes a second to snatch his hat as it falls and put it back on his head. As he does, he listens to Discord's challenge, as well as Pinkie's advice. For only a second, he closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, then looks up again. "I'll do it. But for Discord, I'll make a personalized hat. One just for him. I'll even use my last teleportation spell to make it happen. I hope it meets your standards, mon capitaine."

Trilby focuses and magically summons his hat making supplies via teleportation. First, he uses his tape measure to get a measurement of Discord's head and figure out the placement of his horns. Getting out some raw material and some tools, Trilby gets to work! With the help of his skills and his magic, he steams, tucks, scrapes, burns, sews, shapes, and polishes until he has made a colorful fedora with a black band, adorn with spikes and metal finishes, a roughed edge on the brim, a hidden dragon scale pattern at the top of the crown, a two-tone feather, and various other custom details you cannot get anywhere else.

Spoiler

The hat is based on this.

 

With this hat made in record time, no quality lost, Trilby makes sure the hat has special holes for Discord's horns. And then, he presents it to the draconequus. "Here you go, Discord sir. A custom hat fitting of a grand vizier of ceremonies such as yourself. For you, no charge."

After giving it up, Trilby looks at the audience and speaks into his microphone. "And remember, you too can have a custom-made hat as well! Find the perfect representation of your personality at Trilby Hatter's Headwear Emporium. Open on most Tuesday's through Saturday's."

3 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

*Misfortunately for @Discord who attempted to take a bite out of Croissanto, he was an inedible puppet made of fabric.*

Croissanto : "My name Croissanto and it's funny to hear you call me an abomination. Have you found yourself in the same room as a mirror lately?"

*Meanwhile, Shiny Silvermoon was too excited to be part of Discord's performance. She was bouncing on the stage with so much joy.*

*However, her happiness was suddenly interrupted by the sight of @Samurai Equine Trilby pleading for his hat. The mare felt sad for the poor hatmaker and wanted to help him. Shiny turned her head and glanced up at the draconequus beside her.*

Shiny : "Mr. Discord, it would be highly appreciated if you would give back the hat that you stole. Stealing is a crime that Fluttershy wouldn't be proud of learning that you commited." *She tried to take him by the feelings by speaking about Fluttershy.*

As Trilby collects his supplies and moving them away from the theater area, he smiles and bows to Shiny. "Thank you for saying that. And I hope Croissanto visits my store some day." Trilby gives a happy little giggle, but tries to stay professional.

[Discord 302]

3 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

*Misfortunately for @Discord who attempted to take a bite out of Croissanto, he was an inedible puppet made of fabric.*

Croissanto : "My name Croissanto and it's funny to hear you call me an abomination. Have you found yourself in the same room as a mirror lately?"

*Meanwhile, Shiny Silvermoon was too excited to be part of Discord's performance. She was bouncing on the stage with so much joy.*

*However, her happiness was suddenly interrupted by the sight of @Samurai Equine Trilby pleading for his hat. The mare felt sad for the poor hatmaker and wanted to help him. Shiny turned her head and glanced up at the draconequus beside her.*

Shiny : "Mr. Discord, it would be highly appreciated if you would give back the hat that you stole. Stealing is a crime that Fluttershy wouldn't be proud of learning that you commited." *She tried to take him by the feelings by speaking about Fluttershy.*

Discord continued munching on the piece of Croissanto's head he had bit off, swallowing it. "Fabric has better nutrition away. And I'm so glad you've noticed my beauty, by the way! You know, they say differences are what make us special and if that's the case, I must be the most special of all!"

When Shiny brought up Fluttershy, Discord's face dropped into a frown. He pointed his finger downwards, causing Trilby's hat to fall back onto his head. "Next time, you might want to better your fashion sense. It didn't suit me anyway."

 

 

14 hours ago, Pinkie Pie said:

Turning her attention over towards Tribly, she walked over towards him, before patting his shoulder. “It’ll be okay! I think you’ll get your hat back very soon.” She reassured the hat salepony, before a sudden thought caused her to gasp with a grin. “Oooooooh~! What if Discord wearing your hat could be a way to promote your work? He could have a way to transform it into multiple hats. That way, you get a lot more hats to change into whatever party you’re trying to host. I know I’d be buying three, no, maybe 5 of those hats.” She clapped her front hooves together as the thought of transforming party hats filled her party planning mind with glee.

Pinkie smirked playfully as her response caused the draconequus to falter slightly. It was just like in the games, but she knew it wasn’t over just yet. Suddeyband without warning, she felt herself floating in place thanks to Discord’s levitation. “Ooooooh~! Floaty!” She giggled once more, before shaking her head at Discord’s response. “That’s a silly thing to say as too many questions are never enough questions. Like, what am I having for breakfast today? Balloons or no balloons, party hats, or fancy party hats. Oh! Maybe…” Pinkie was unable to finish her thought as Discord’s levitation ceased. Causing the pink party mare to fall back onto the stage. Shaking her head quickly to regather her bearings, she frowned slightly, while staring up at Discord. “Heeeeeeeey. Why did you do that? The floating was fun! Just like when I floated around town, while wearing balloons, before learning from Twilight about a potential disaster that was never going to happen.” The frown immediately vanished as she gasped with a grin upon mentioning of needing Discord’s help. “You’ve got it, Discord! It’s time to turn this Goof Off into an party of epic proportions!” While she was saddened at the fact that she wouldn’t be the volunteer, she was still in glee at the idea of helping out with her Big Bertha party cannon.

 

Discord rubbed his hands together and with a flick of his wrist, Big Bertha began filling up with something indistinguishable. The cannon grew larger and larger,  until it was aiming steadily at the audience. "Now that you've all come to the end of our little journey, it's time for you all to receive your grand prizes! I spent a lot of counterfeit money on this so you'd better be ecstatic! @Shiny Silvermoon, you're  a very lucky mare, you get to be the first one to try what I and @Dynamo Pad have prepared." He was once again his jaunty self, and facing the audience, began speaking in a deep southern accent. "Now, everypony raise yer hooves for the true magnum opus of our show! Let the light of the god of chaos shiiiiiiiine upon you tonight! Pinkie, fire when rrrrready-yuh!"

[Shiny Silvermoon]

12 hours ago, Discord said:

Discord continued munching on the piece of Croissanto's head he had bit off, swallowing it. "Fabric has better nutrition away. And I'm so glad you've noticed my beauty, by the way! You know, they say differences are what make us special and if that's the case, I must be the most special of all!"

When Shiny brought up Fluttershy, Discord's face dropped into a frown. He pointed his finger downwards, causing Trilby's hat to fall back onto his head. "Next time, you might want to better your fashion sense. It didn't suit me anyway."

 

 

Discord rubbed his hands together and with a flick of his wrist, Big Bertha began filling up with something indistinguishable. The cannon grew larger and larger,  until it was aiming steadily at the audience. "Now that you've all come to the end of our little journey, it's time for you all to receive your grand prizes! I spent a lot of counterfeit money on this so you'd better be ecstatic! @Shiny Silvermoon, you're  a very lucky mare, you get to be the first one to try what I and @Dynamo Pad have prepared." He was once again his jaunty self, and facing the audience, began speaking in a deep southern accent. "Now, everypony raise yer hooves for the true magnum opus of our show! Let the light of the god of chaos shiiiiiiiine upon you tonight! Pinkie, fire when rrrrready-yuh!"

*Croissanto's glass-made eyes rolled up to stare directly at the missing spot of fabric on the top of his head. @Discord had taken a bite out of it.*

Croissanto : "Great. I'll have to get this repaired by an artisan. For now, I need to hide this. An hat would do the job. If only I knew somepony who could make me an hat." *The croissant-shaped puppet said with his mild annoyance transpiring in his voice.*

*Then, Croissanto waited for a certain pony to react. When he realized that @Samurai Equine Trilby was too overjoyed to have his hat back to pay attention to him, the puppet in Shiny's hoof repeated himself.*

Croissanto : "Ahem! If only I knew somepony who could make me an HAT!"

*Without any warning, Shiny and Croissanto found themselves in the line of fire of a giant and menacing canon.*

Shiny : "FEAR NOT CROISSANTO, I'LL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO SAVE YOU!!!" *The mare yelled to the croissant-shaped puppet.*

Croissanto : "What do you mean? You can just step asid- Waaaaah!" *Before he could finish his sentence, the unicorn with a silver mane launched him into Trilby's hooves. She was now waving at the two with a surprisingly serene expression.*

Shiny : "Goodbye, guys!"

Edited May 6 by Shiny Silvermoon

[Pinkie Pie 624]

Pinkie grinned as Trilby was able to recover his hat, before gasping at the hat salespony’s declaration of making said hat. Watching diligently as @Samurai Equine Tilly’s hat making supplies were teleported to him via his magic. The pink party mare got to see the unicorn’s designer skills at work, Pinkie was in awe at the end result of said hat. “Oooooooh~! Now that’s what I call a fancy looking hat.” Pinkie smiled, while making a mental note of Trilby’s business. “You may have found two new customers! I’ll keep this place in mind for when I want to order those custom party hats.”

With the help of @Discord, Pinkie grinned in glee as the Big Bertha party cannon had appeared. Hopping over towards it, the pink party pony pulled the giant party cannon into a big. “It’s so good to see you again, Bertha! I thought I lost you after hiding you and numerous party cannons across Ponyville. I’ve got to say, you’re one amazing hide and seek player.” She giggled, before the cannon began to become bigger as it aimed at the audience. Holding onto the rope, Pinkie waited with baited breat on Discord’s signal. She had to admit that she wanted to launch the party cannon without hesitation, but she knew the wait would be worth it. The wait didn’t last long as Discord had given her the green light to begin. “Now it’s time for the grand finale!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!” She exclaimed, pulling the rope to cause the Big Bertha party cannon to fire at the audience. What Discord added, she didn’t know, but she knew this would be a finale that nopony would forget anytime soon. 

 

[Discord 302]

12 hours ago, Pinkie Pie said:

Pinkie grinned as Trilby was able to recover his hat, before gasping at the hat salespony’s declaration of making said hat. Watching diligently as @Samurai Equine Tilly’s hat making supplies were teleported to him via his magic. The pink party mare got to see the unicorn’s designer skills at work, Pinkie was in awe at the end result of said hat. “Oooooooh~! Now that’s what I call a fancy looking hat.” Pinkie smiled, while making a mental note of Trilby’s business. “You may have found two new customers! I’ll keep this place in mind for when I want to order those custom party hats.”

With the help of @Discord, Pinkie grinned in glee as the Big Bertha party cannon had appeared. Hopping over towards it, the pink party pony pulled the giant party cannon into a big. “It’s so good to see you again, Bertha! I thought I lost you after hiding you and numerous party cannons across Ponyville. I’ve got to say, you’re one amazing hide and seek player.” She giggled, before the cannon began to become bigger as it aimed at the audience. Holding onto the rope, Pinkie waited with baited breat on Discord’s signal. She had to admit that she wanted to launch the party cannon without hesitation, but she knew the wait would be worth it. The wait didn’t last long as Discord had given her the green light to begin. “Now it’s time for the grand finale!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!” She exclaimed, pulling the rope to cause the Big Bertha party cannon to fire at the audience. What Discord added, she didn’t know, but she knew this would be a finale that nopony would forget anytime soon. 

 

Discord cackled as the cannon fired with a large BOOM, sending large swathes of deep blue coloured cake flying towards the unsuspecting audience, including directly into @Shiny Silvermoon's face. The cake flew about in large splatters, landing on everypony present. In fact, it almost filled the whole auditorium before shrinking away. Discord pulled out an umbrella and opened it up, shielding himself from the blowback. "YES! Great job, my little ponies! Now FEAST! FEAST! FEEEEEAST!"

Discord clasped his hands and watched eagerly for everyone to consume the goodness that laid before them (and on top of them). He snapped his fingers and summoned a video camera. "Just something to preserve the moment~!" He announced giddily.

[Shiny Silvermoon]

37 minutes ago, Discord said:

Discord cackled as the cannon fired with a large BOOM, sending large swathes of deep blue coloured cake flying towards the unsuspecting audience, including directly into @Shiny Silvermoon's face. The cake flew about in large splatters, landing on everypony present. In fact, it almost filled the whole auditorium before shrinking away. Discord pulled out an umbrella and opened it up, shielding himself from the blowback. "YES! Great job, my little ponies! Now FEAST! FEAST! FEEEEEAST!"

Discord clasped his hands and watched eagerly for everyone to consume the goodness that laid before them (and on top of them). He snapped his fingers and summoned a video camera. "Just something to preserve the moment~!" He announced giddily.

*As a tsunami of deep blue colored cake was shot directly onto Shiny from the gigantic cannon, Croissanto thought that it was the end for her so he made a military salute toward the mare, or rather imagined himself doing that, since he doesn't have any arm. In his mind, everything was going in slow motion.*

Croissanto : "I shall avenge your death, comrade, by becoming a symbole that the forces of evil will learn to fear! I might not be the croissant that Ponyville deserves but I'm the croissant they get! Blablabla… Great powers! Blablabla… Great responsibilities! Blablabla… I will be justice! I will be the night! I will be Bat-…" *As the delicious flood washed away and revealed the unicorn's figure completely covered in cake batter.*

Croissanto : "Never mind, she's still alive." *The croissant-shaped puppet in @Samurai Equine Trilby's hooves said with a neutral tone of voice.*

*Shiny shook the cake batter off herself, alike a dog would do, getting herself all clean. However, there was still some remaining on her hoof for her to taste which she did.*

Shiny : "Mmmmh! Yummy! What's the flavor, @Discord?"

[Trilby Hatter]

22 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

*Croissanto's glass-made eyes rolled up to stare directly at the missing spot of fabric on the top of his head. @Discord had taken a bite out of it.*

Croissanto : "Great. I'll have to get this repaired by an artisan. For now, I need to hide this. An hat would do the job. If only I knew somepony who could make me an hat." *The croissant-shaped puppet said with his mild annoyance transpiring in his voice.*

*Then, Croissanto waited for a certain pony to react. When he realized that @Samurai Equine Trilby was too overjoyed to have his hat back to pay attention to him, the puppet in Shiny's hoof repeated himself.*

Croissanto : "Ahem! If only I knew somepony who could make me an HAT!"

*Without any warning, Shiny and Croissanto found themselves in the line of fire of a giant and menacing canon.*

Shiny : "FEAR NOT CROISSANTO, I'LL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO SAVE YOU!!!" *The mare yelled to the croissant-shaped puppet.*

Croissanto : "What do you mean? You can just step asid- Waaaaah!" *Before he could finish his sentence, the unicorn with a silver mane launched him into Trilby's hooves. She was now waving at the two with a surprisingly serene expression.*

Shiny : "Goodbye, guys!"

Trilby hears his name being called. "Did the show contin--OOF!" Before he can finish his sentence, he gets hit by a flying puppet. Holding it up, he is surprised. "Croissanto? What the... YOU'RE MISSING A CHUNK OF YOU!! This looks like a job for an artisan." Wasting no time, Trilby gets to work. First, he examines Criossanto, making note of the different materials. Then, he gets out a small power washer and cleans Croissanto. "To start, I need to clear away any years of weathering so that I can see the material's true color. ...Ah! I think I have some matching material with me." Trilby gets out some various fabrics, including one that looks a lot like Croissanto's body. As he begins to sew, he hears Pinkie Pie complimenting his work, and looks over to see if anything important is happening.

14 hours ago, Pinkie Pie said:

Pinkie grinned as Trilby was able to recover his hat, before gasping at the hat salespony’s declaration of making said hat. Watching diligently as @Samurai Equine Tilly’s hat making supplies were teleported to him via his magic. The pink party mare got to see the unicorn’s designer skills at work, Pinkie was in awe at the end result of said hat. “Oooooooh~! Now that’s what I call a fancy looking hat.” Pinkie smiled, while making a mental note of Trilby’s business. “You may have found two new customers! I’ll keep this place in mind for when I want to order those custom party hats.”

With the help of @Discord, Pinkie grinned in glee as the Big Bertha party cannon had appeared. Hopping over towards it, the pink party pony pulled the giant party cannon into a big. “It’s so good to see you again, Bertha! I thought I lost you after hiding you and numerous party cannons across Ponyville. I’ve got to say, you’re one amazing hide and seek player.” She giggled, before the cannon began to become bigger as it aimed at the audience. Holding onto the rope, Pinkie waited with baited breat on Discord’s signal. She had to admit that she wanted to launch the party cannon without hesitation, but she knew the wait would be worth it. The wait didn’t last long as Discord had given her the green light to begin. “Now it’s time for the grand finale!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!” She exclaimed, pulling the rope to cause the Big Bertha party cannon to fire at the audience. What Discord added, she didn’t know, but she knew this would be a finale that nopony would forget anytime soon. 

1 hour ago, Discord said:

Discord cackled as the cannon fired with a large BOOM, sending large swathes of deep blue coloured cake flying towards the unsuspecting audience, including directly into @Shiny Silvermoon's face. The cake flew about in large splatters, landing on everypony present. In fact, it almost filled the whole auditorium before shrinking away. Discord pulled out an umbrella and opened it up, shielding himself from the blowback. "YES! Great job, my little ponies! Now FEAST! FEAST! FEEEEEAST!"

Discord clasped his hands and watched eagerly for everyone to consume the goodness that laid before them (and on top of them). He snapped his fingers and summoned a video camera. "Just something to preserve the moment~!" He announced giddily.

Seeing the cannon go off, Trilby dodges. He protects Croissanto, his hat, and the fabrics he picked out by doing some expert flips and lunges. When it is over, Trilby lands gracefully on his hooves. "...? Oh wow! That's the first time I ever did that! I guess it's true what they say, a pony can do anything when their fight-or-flight response is trigged. What did I dodge anyways?" Trilby looks at everyone. "More cake? Heh. Isn't that a little old hat by now?" Trilby laughs at his own joke, bet then notices the rest of his hat supplies are covered in cake. "NO!! Not my hat-making supplies! When will the madness stop?!" Trilby falls to his knees.

56 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

*As a tsunami of deep blue colored cake was shot directly onto Shiny from the gigantic cannon, Croissanto thought that it was the end for her so he made a military salute toward the mare, or rather imagined himself doing that, since he doesn't have any arm. In his mind, everything was going in slow motion.*

Croissanto : "I shall avenge your death, comrade, by becoming a symbole that the forces of evil will learn to fear! I might not be the croissant that Ponyville deserves but I'm the croissant they get! Blablabla… Great powers! Blablabla… Great responsibilities! Blablabla… I will be justice! I will be the night! I will be Bat-…" *As the delicious flood washed away and revealed the unicorn's figure completely covered in cake batter.*

Croissanto : "Never mind, she's still alive." *The croissant-shaped puppet in @Samurai Equine Trilby's hooves said with a neutral tone of voice.*

*Shiny shook the cake batter off herself, alike a dog would do, getting herself all clean. However, there was still some remaining on her hoof for her to taste which she did.*

Shiny : "Mmmmh! Yummy! What's the flavor, @Discord?"

Trilby looks at Croissanto, suddenly afraid. "...Do I even want to know how you said all that while you were in my hooves? Well, nevermind. Nothing I can do now but finish my job and make you delicious again." With the supplies and tools Trilby saved from a cake batter burial, he gets to work. First, he sews some more material onto Croissanto, replacing the parts that Discord ate. Now he looks like a brand-new puppet! You can't even tell that he was chewed seconds ago. "And now, the finishing touch..." Using some spare straw and the last of the fabrics, Trilby makes a small cowboy hat and puts it on Croissanto's head. "There. Now you're all better! Or should I say, freshly baked?"

With a smile, Trilby walks over to Shiny and presents her with the fully repaired Croissanto. "Here yo go, good as new."

[Dynamo Pad 11,649]

While @Pinkie Pie was getting the party cannon prepared, Dynamo had tilted his head in confusion upon hearing @Discord's words. "Wait a moment. Did you say that this would be the first something you and I prepared? I had a hoof involvement in something? If that is true, then why don't I remember helping out?" He placed a hoof upon his chin as he didn't recall what he had done. He tried recalling anything in the time he and Pinkie had prepared for the Goof Off, but nothing seem to come to mind on the draconequus' involvement. That was until, he had seen the party cannon being aimed at the audience. His ears fell slightly as his eyes shrank in increasing shock. "Uh...that doesn't look really safe." He started, before the cannon fired out large chunks of deep blue colored cake. Each landing on other audience members, or slamming into their face. "Dear, sweet, Celestia!" He exclaimed as the surrounding area was nothing, but a sea of cake. He took a deep breath and sighed slowly as everyone was okay. It looked like the audience was beginning to eat cake, while he had heard the sound of a click. Looking up, the unicorn had seen that it was Discord, who had opened up an umbrella to shield himself from the flying debris of cake batter. As he looked at the color of the cake, the unicorn's mind suddenly came to a realization. "Wait a minute. I remember this cake. This was something Pinkie had told me was going to be a surprise. She had received a letter of ingredients, but she didn't say what it was. I didn't expect the cake to be blue, but this looks really good. The only question is, what kind of cake is this?"

 

[Pinkie Pie 624]

Upon firing the party cannon, everything seemed to have flown in slow motion. The audience members looked terrified with a giant party cannon looking ready to be fired at them. Pinkie looked to have a giant grin on her face as she looked to have been floating. The giant swathes of deep blue colored cake batter flying out of the cannon. The slow motion feeling soon dissipated as the area was becoming more and more filled with a deep, dark, blue sea of cake. "WOOHOO!!!! Mission accomplished! Now that's what I truly call a grand finale." She giggled, marveling at her work as there were audience members, who were recovering from the cake being fired at them. All the while, others were enjoying eating some of the cake. Upon @Dynamo Pad's remark, Pinkie had given the blue unicorn a nod. "That's right! You and I collected some of the ingredients of this cake. Although, some of the ingredients were a little confusing with some of the paper having scribbles on it. I also remember that there were big bold letters mentioning us with, "DO NOT EAT THE CAKE UNTIL IT'S SHOWTIME!!!" When she heard @Discord had mentioned for everyone to feast, the pink party mare looked at the sea of cake and audience. She then looked back at Discord, before looking back at the audience. With a shrug of her shoulders and her face forming a small smile, the pink party pony couldn't resist. "Well, as the old saying goes. When in Rome, let them eat cake!"

Just before she dived, she pulled a plastic straw from out of her mane. "Can't go into a battle of cake without you, Fernando." She cradled the straw with a caring expression, before breaking out into a run. As she dove off the stage, she disappeared within the dark, blue cake confection. The only thing that could be seen that would show it was Pinkie Pie, was the straw, Fernando, sticking up out of the cake batter. Using the straw as a snorkel, Pinkie maneuvered around the audience members, while eating the cake confection along the way. Eventually, she managed to pop up next to @Samurai Equine Trilby Hatter and @Shiny Silvermoon. As she ate the cake she had consumed, she hummed in delight at how delicious the dessert was. "Mmmm...this is some good cake. I need to save that recipe in the future." She says, turning towards Trilby and giving his shoulder a comforting pat. "It's okay, Trilby. All we need to do is eat the cake and some of your hat-making supplies will appear. It's sort of like find the needle in the haystack, but " Whatever she tried to say next, no words had appeared. Instead, what appeared from her mouth were on emoji after another. 'Huh? What was this? That's a bit odd. That wasn't what I was going to say. I was going to say that we could eat the cake too and then I laughed, but my words weren't this.' She thought, before testing this out again. "" She tried different noises or words, but all that appeared were the emoji's. "" With realization setting in, the pink party mare gasped as she zipped and zagged around the audience members, while trying to wipe away the cake contents off of her tongue. 'I've lost my voice! My voice has been replaced by emoji's. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!' She thought as she tried to find a way to get her voice back.

 

[Discord 302]

16 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

*As a tsunami of deep blue colored cake was shot directly onto Shiny from the gigantic cannon, Croissanto thought that it was the end for her so he made a military salute toward the mare, or rather imagined himself doing that, since he doesn't have any arm. In his mind, everything was going in slow motion.*

Croissanto : "I shall avenge your death, comrade, by becoming a symbole that the forces of evil will learn to fear! I might not be the croissant that Ponyville deserves but I'm the croissant they get! Blablabla… Great powers! Blablabla… Great responsibilities! Blablabla… I will be justice! I will be the night! I will be Bat-…" *As the delicious flood washed away and revealed the unicorn's figure completely covered in cake batter.*

Croissanto : "Never mind, she's still alive." *The croissant-shaped puppet in @Samurai Equine Trilby's hooves said with a neutral tone of voice.*

*Shiny shook the cake batter off herself, alike a dog would do, getting herself all clean. However, there was still some remaining on her hoof for her to taste which she did.*

Shiny : "Mmmmh! Yummy! What's the flavor, @Discord?"

Discord was really enjoying himself now. He grinned as he watched everything splatter onto the entire audience. Now everypony would reap their rewards, and the Goof Off was concluded... Or so it seemed.
"The flavour is one I have created myself! My blood, sweat and tears of joy went into this, so you'd better not waste it, friends!" He cackled before turning to Croissanto and staring. It had only just dawned on him what a frightening creature this was, and with a shudder, muttered under his breath, "What a freakish thing you are..."

 

 

5 hours ago, Dynamo Pad said:

While @Pinkie Pie was getting the party cannon prepared, Dynamo had tilted his head in confusion upon hearing @Discord's words. "Wait a moment. Did you say that this would be the first something you and I prepared? I had a hoof involvement in something? If that is true, then why don't I remember helping out?" He placed a hoof upon his chin as he didn't recall what he had done. He tried recalling anything in the time he and Pinkie had prepared for the Goof Off, but nothing seem to come to mind on the draconequus' involvement. That was until, he had seen the party cannon being aimed at the audience. His ears fell slightly as his eyes shrank in increasing shock. "Uh...that doesn't look really safe." He started, before the cannon fired out large chunks of deep blue colored cake. Each landing on other audience members, or slamming into their face. "Dear, sweet, Celestia!" He exclaimed as the surrounding area was nothing, but a sea of cake. He took a deep breath and sighed slowly as everyone was okay. It looked like the audience was beginning to eat cake, while he had heard the sound of a click. Looking up, the unicorn had seen that it was Discord, who had opened up an umbrella to shield himself from the flying debris of cake batter. As he looked at the color of the cake, the unicorn's mind suddenly came to a realization. "Wait a minute. I remember this cake. This was something Pinkie had told me was going to be a surprise. She had received a letter of ingredients, but she didn't say what it was. I didn't expect the cake to be blue, but this looks really good. The only question is, what kind of cake is this?"

 

Discord coiled himself around Dynamo like a snake would to its prey. "You've figured it out! Well done! It'sssssssss a very special kind of batter that I simply, mmm, well... Modified a little. My own special touch. Don't tell me you thought I couldn't be a baker. Who do you think brings the sandwiches to Fluttershy's tea party?"
With that, he uncoiled himself and shut up the umbrella, taking good notice of Dynamo's entrancement of the cake. He snapped a glove onto his paw and scooped up a bit of the icing. "You know, you coooould have a little try of it. It would be rude not to." He said with a cheeky look in his eye. "But then again, you could not and hurt my wittle feewings."

 

 

5 hours ago, Pinkie Pie said:

Upon firing the party cannon, everything seemed to have flown in slow motion. The audience members looked terrified with a giant party cannon looking ready to be fired at them. Pinkie looked to have a giant grin on her face as she looked to have been floating. The giant swathes of deep blue colored cake batter flying out of the cannon. The slow motion feeling soon dissipated as the area was becoming more and more filled with a deep, dark, blue sea of cake. "WOOHOO!!!! Mission accomplished! Now that's what I truly call a grand finale." She giggled, marveling at her work as there were audience members, who were recovering from the cake being fired at them. All the while, others were enjoying eating some of the cake. Upon @Dynamo Pad's remark, Pinkie had given the blue unicorn a nod. "That's right! You and I collected some of the ingredients of this cake. Although, some of the ingredients were a little confusing with some of the paper having scribbles on it. I also remember that there were big bold letters mentioning us with, "DO NOT EAT THE CAKE UNTIL IT'S SHOWTIME!!!" When she heard @Discord had mentioned for everyone to feast, the pink party mare looked at the sea of cake and audience. She then looked back at Discord, before looking back at the audience. With a shrug of her shoulders and her face forming a small smile, the pink party pony couldn't resist. "Well, as the old saying goes. When in Rome, let them eat cake!"

Just before she dived, she pulled a plastic straw from out of her mane. "Can't go into a battle of cake without you, Fernando." She cradled the straw with a caring expression, before breaking out into a run. As she dove off the stage, she disappeared within the dark, blue cake confection. The only thing that could be seen that would show it was Pinkie Pie, was the straw, Fernando, sticking up out of the cake batter. Using the straw as a snorkel, Pinkie maneuvered around the audience members, while eating the cake confection along the way. Eventually, she managed to pop up next to @Samurai Equine Trilby Hatter and @Shiny Silvermoon. As she ate the cake she had consumed, she hummed in delight at how delicious the dessert was. "Mmmm...this is some good cake. I need to save that recipe in the future." She says, turning towards Trilby and giving his shoulder a comforting pat. "It's okay, Trilby. All we need to do is eat the cake and some of your hat-making supplies will appear. It's sort of like find the needle in the haystack, but " Whatever she tried to say next, no words had appeared. Instead, what appeared from her mouth were on emoji after another. 'Huh? What was this? That's a bit odd. That wasn't what I was going to say. I was going to say that we could eat the cake too and then I laughed, but my words weren't this.' She thought, before testing this out again. "" She tried different noises or words, but all that appeared were the emoji's. "" With realization setting in, the pink party mare gasped as she zipped and zagged around the audience members, while trying to wipe away the cake contents off of her tongue. 'I've lost my voice! My voice has been replaced by emoji's. Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!' She thought as she tried to find a way to get her voice back.

 

Pinkie's reaction was enough to seal the deal for himself that his master plan had worked. The true nature of this Goof Off had been revealed to those who knew. And there was nothing he enjoyed more than keeping the cotton candy-coloured pony silent for a few hours. But he'd be darned if he wasn't going to get a good laugh out of it. And boy, oh boy, Discord did.
"Having a little trouble, Pinkamena? You seem to be quite on edge! Maybe you should text me your problems, I'm a good online therapist!" He chuckled to himself, pleased with the mess he'd just created.

[Dynamo Pad 11,649]

16 minutes ago, Discord said:

Discord coiled himself around Dynamo like a snake would to its prey. "You've figured it out! Well done! It'sssssssss a very special kind of batter that I simply, mmm, well... Modified a little. My own special touch. Don't tell me you thought I couldn't be a baker. Who do you think brings the sandwiches to Fluttershy's tea party?"
With that, he uncoiled himself and shut up the umbrella, taking good notice of Dynamo's entrancement of the cake. He snapped a glove onto his paw and scooped up a bit of the icing. "You know, you coooould have a little try of it. It would be rude not to." He said with a cheeky look in his eye. "But then again, you could not and hurt my wittle feewings."

Dynamo's eyes widened slightly as he felt a presence coil around him. Quickly looking down, the gaming unicorn saw it was @Discord who was acting like a sneaky, slithery snake. "So, that means that while we were hosting the Goof Off, you were helping on making the batter? If you wanted to help, then you could have asked. Always great to lend a helping hoof, or claw/paw/hand in this case." He says, shaking his head at his doubt on being a baker. "I think I remember Fluttershy telling me that you make some really good finger foods. Especially when you add some Ginseng tea that really sing." Letting out a breath he didn't know he was holding from being coiled, the blue unicorn had taken notice of Discord, who had held a glove over his paw. All the while holding a scoop of the cake icing. He had to admit that he was tempted at what kind of flavor that was added. "I guess it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. After all, the cake does look really good." Taking a bite of the frosting that was in the glove, sampling the taste with a hum. "Hmmm....this is actually not too bad. It's sort of a special ice cream cake. Blueberry taste to the dark blue, while it feels like something completely extra." He couldn't tell what it was, but he was broken out of his thoughts from Pinkie's shrieks of worry. 

"Pinkie!? What's wrong? What's the matter...?" He tried walking over to the pink party mare, but as he stepped, his hooves seemed to have gone in separate directions in his walk. Almost as if the floor was slippery, yet it was only the cake with some spots of the ground still visible. As he flew off stage, his feet stumbled more and more as he looked like a tumbleweed moving in the crowd. All the while, a sound effect following him in his stumble.

As he slammed into a nearby wall, the unicorn fell into a heap on the floor in a daze. "Ugh...did anypony get the number of that taxi? Huh? Anypony?" He muttered as he felt the area he was in was spinning randomly.

[Shiny Silvermoon]

On 2025-05-06 at 9:14 PM, Trilby Hatter said:

Trilby hears his name being called. "Did the show contin--OOF!" Before he can finish his sentence, he gets hit by a flying puppet. Holding it up, he is surprised. "Croissanto? What the... YOU'RE MISSING A CHUNK OF YOU!! This looks like a job for an artisan." Wasting no time, Trilby gets to work. First, he examines Criossanto, making note of the different materials. Then, he gets out a small power washer and cleans Croissanto. "To start, I need to clear away any years of weathering so that I can see the material's true color. ...Ah! I think I have some matching material with me." Trilby gets out some various fabrics, including one that looks a lot like Croissanto's body. As he begins to sew, he hears Pinkie Pie complimenting his work, and looks over to see if anything important is happening.

Seeing the cannon go off, Trilby dodges. He protects Croissanto, his hat, and the fabrics he picked out by doing some expert flips and lunges. When it is over, Trilby lands gracefully on his hooves. "...? Oh wow! That's the first time I ever did that! I guess it's true what they say, a pony can do anything when their fight-or-flight response is trigged. What did I dodge anyways?" Trilby looks at everyone. "More cake? Heh. Isn't that a little old hat by now?" Trilby laughs at his own joke, bet then notices the rest of his hat supplies are covered in cake. "NO!! Not my hat-making supplies! When will the madness stop?!" Trilby falls to his knees.

Trilby looks at Croissanto, suddenly afraid. "...Do I even want to know how you said all that while you were in my hooves? Well, nevermind. Nothing I can do now but finish my job and make you delicious again." With the supplies and tools Trilby saved from a cake batter burial, he gets to work. First, he sews some more material onto Croissanto, replacing the parts that Discord ate. Now he looks like a brand-new puppet! You can't even tell that he was chewed seconds ago. "And now, the finishing touch..." Using some spare straw and the last of the fabrics, Trilby makes a small cowboy hat and puts it on Croissanto's head. "There. Now you're all better! Or should I say, freshly baked?"

With a smile, Trilby walks over to Shiny and presents her with the fully repaired Croissanto. "Here yo go, good as new."

*As @Samurai Equine Trilby was handing, or rather hooving, Croissanto to Shiny, the newly repaired puppet left a gasp escape from it's articulated mouth. He had heard the conversation between @Discord, @Pinkie Pie and @Dynamo Pad, as well as their reactions after eating the cake batter. He knew that the unicorn with a silver mane had also tasted some of the cake, it was too late now.*

Croissanto : "SHINY!!! THE FLAVOR OF THIS CAKE IS POISON JOKES!!! IT CONTAINS POISON JOKES!!!" *The croissant-shaped puppet yelled with pure terror in his voice. He was still being held by Trilby, since the mare didn't have time to pick him up.*

Shiny : "You talk?! But you're not even in my hooves?! What kind of magic is this?!" *Shiny responded to Croissanto, in shock.*

Croissanto : "The magic of friendship? Maybe you shouldn't be buying suspicious items from mysterious merchants that you never see again."

Shiny : "That's fair!" *She said, while rising both of her front hooves on each side of her in a "I don't know" pose.*

*All of a sudden, Shiny Silvermoon sank on her hooves and began to groan, as if undergoing a sharp pain.*

Shiny : "W-What's happening to me? I don't feel so good…" *She painfully wondered out loud.*

Croissanto : "Don't you remember what happened with Zecora in the Everfree Forest?" *The croissant-shaped puppet answered her with another question.*

*The unicorn attempted to remember, regardless of the pain consuming her. She suddenly had a flashback.*

Spoiler

The flash back :

(Spoiler : That's not what happened with Zecora in the Everfree Forest.)

Shiny : "I… I got a license to drive steam boats?"

*Quickly, the funny pony that was making puns on the stage not so long ago transformed into something that wasn't pony anymore. In a matter of seconds, Shiny's usual white coat became pitch black, while her eyes turned entirely white with a weak glow emanating from them. Her mouth was now stretched impossibly wide into an uncanny smile that was showcasing razor-like teeth. Where there used to be hooves, the mare now had claws as sharp as they were long.*

*However, what truly caught everypony's attention was her legs. Not her pony legs but the four pairs of giant spider-like legs that protruded from her back. They were protected by black chitin and their endings were sharp. Shiny Silvermoon was standing tall on them, her pony legs hanging meters above the ground. Underneath the body of the "unicorn", there was a countless amount of lengthy tentacles which were swirling and undulating. If her silver mane and tail with icy blue strands weren't betraying her identity, nopony would have recognized Shiny. Her unsettling appearance would have been able to frighten the most horrible monsters and her otherworldly stare was unbearable.*

Spoiler

Shiny (???) : "DiiiiiiiiiisCøRd…" *The 'thing' murmured to the draconequus, while staring intensively at him with her blank eyes. Her voice was glitchy, similar to a dysfunctional audio. Every cells in Discord's body was screaming to him that he should put as much distance between the uncanny creature and himself.* "I nEver reAlized høW dEliCiøus yøu loOk!"

Croissanto : "Keep absolutely still. Her vision is based on mouvement. I think…"

 

 

 

Edited June 18 by Shiny Silvermoon

[Ghostie Brightlight]

Ghostie hung back, noting the panicked words of Croissanto, 'Poison joke? He's really not kidding is he?' She leapt into the middle of the group gathering, and saw the Shiny creature, she'd dealt with stuff like this before

"NOOO!" She cried, leaping in front of Shiny and Discord, trying to keep Discord away, from the thing...Scootablue would be devastated, she knew this probably wasn't the same Discord, but Scootablue would be upset nonetheless

[Dynamo Pad 11,649]

As Dynamo slowly opened his eyes, the gaming unicorn was able to regather his bearings. He didn't know why his legs were failing him as he was running to check on Pinkie. "I know there are times I trip over my own hooves, but never this badly." He says to himself, wondering what was the reason behind it. It wasn't until Croissanto had yelled out that the cake was filled with poison joke. Dynamo's eyes widened in shock and realization as he recalled hearing about that before. "Now I understand why Discord wanted to try and make the cake. Pinkie and I gathered the ingredients, but it looks like Discord wanted to add a little extra to the cake. I wonder if this was Discord's idea of taking part in the Goof Off, as well. Although, I guess this means that the joke is on us, or I guess the cake is on us this time." He almost didn't realize that Croissanto was talking without anyone holding him. Dynamo had wondered if this was due to the cake landing on the puppet, or if this was Discord's magic at work. He had admit that it was cool, but he still wondered what had happened.

He didn't have a chance to question anything as something was taking place on stage. Something was happening to Shiny as the unicorn was undergoing a transformation. The gaming unicorn couldn't explain why, but it felt like the temperature in the air had gone slightly colder all of sudden. He felt a sudden chill go down his spine as Shiny had changed into something he had never seen before. It almost looked as if it was Shiny, but the appearance and tone in her voice said otherwise. 'S-Shiny...w-what in the name of Celestia is happening?' He thought to himself as Shiny had been staring at Discord. He stood as still as a statue as he wasn't sure what was happening, but had hoped that everything would be okay. 

[Ghostie Brightlight]

3 minutes ago, Dynamo Pad said:

As Dynamo slowly opened his eyes, the gaming unicorn was able to regather his bearings. He didn't know why his legs were failing him as he was running to check on Pinkie. "I know there are times I trip over my own hooves, but never this badly." He says to himself, wondering what was the reason behind it. It wasn't until Croissanto had yelled out that the cake was filled with poison joke. Dynamo's eyes widened in shock and realization as he recalled hearing about that before. "Now I understand why Discord wanted to try and make the cake. Pinkie and I gathered the ingredients, but it looks like Discord wanted to add a little extra to the cake. I wonder if this was Discord's idea of taking part in the Goof Off, as well. Although, I guess this means that the joke is on us, or I guess the cake is on us this time." He almost didn't realize that Croissanto was talking without anyone holding him. Dynamo had wondered if this was due to the cake landing on the puppet, or if this was Discord's magic at work. He had admit that it was cool, but he still wondered what had happened.

He didn't have a chance to question anything as something was taking place on stage. Something was happening to Shiny as the unicorn was undergoing a transformation. The gaming unicorn couldn't explain why, but it felt like the temperature in the air had gone slightly colder all of sudden. He felt a sudden chill go down his spine as Shiny had changed into something he had never seen before. It almost looked as if it was Shiny, but the appearance and tone in her voice said otherwise. 'S-Shiny...w-what in the name of Celestia is happening?' He thought to himself as Shiny had been staring at Discord. He stood as still as a statue as he wasn't sure what was happening, but had hoped that everything would be okay. 

Ghostie collapsed at the hooves of Dynamo, "Get behind me! I've seen things like these before!" she cried up at Dynamo Pad, she got to her hooves and stood in front of him.

[Shiny Silvermoon]

On 2025-05-07 at 9:05 PM, Dynamo Pad said:

As Dynamo slowly opened his eyes, the gaming unicorn was able to regather his bearings. He didn't know why his legs were failing him as he was running to check on Pinkie. "I know there are times I trip over my own hooves, but never this badly." He says to himself, wondering what was the reason behind it. It wasn't until Croissanto had yelled out that the cake was filled with poison joke. Dynamo's eyes widened in shock and realization as he recalled hearing about that before. "Now I understand why Discord wanted to try and make the cake. Pinkie and I gathered the ingredients, but it looks like Discord wanted to add a little extra to the cake. I wonder if this was Discord's idea of taking part in the Goof Off, as well. Although, I guess this means that the joke is on us, or I guess the cake is on us this time." He almost didn't realize that Croissanto was talking without anyone holding him. Dynamo had wondered if this was due to the cake landing on the puppet, or if this was Discord's magic at work. He had admit that it was cool, but he still wondered what had happened.

He didn't have a chance to question anything as something was taking place on stage. Something was happening to Shiny as the unicorn was undergoing a transformation. The gaming unicorn couldn't explain why, but it felt like the temperature in the air had gone slightly colder all of sudden. He felt a sudden chill go down his spine as Shiny had changed into something he had never seen before. It almost looked as if it was Shiny, but the appearance and tone in her voice said otherwise. 'S-Shiny...w-what in the name of Celestia is happening?' He thought to himself as Shiny had been staring at Discord. He stood as still as a statue as he wasn't sure what was happening, but had hoped that everything would be okay. 

On 2025-05-07 at 9:10 PM, Ghostie Brightlight said:

Ghostie collapsed at the hooves of Dynamo, "Get behind me! I've seen things like these before!" she cried up at Dynamo Pad, she got to her hooves and stood in front of him.

*When @Dynamo Pad Dyny and @Dah Onion Eater  Ghostie's voice successfully made their way to the ears of S̴̲͂̆͐h̶͕̱͔̯̃̽i̵̩͔̪̝̘̔n̷̝͉̈́̇̃͒̏̆͒̌ỷ̶̦̝̜͕̳̄̕͝, a serie of white eyes with black irises emerged from her body. They were aimed directly at the two, not blinking the slightest.*

S̴̲͂̆͐h̶͕̱͔̯̃̽i̵̩͔̪̝̘̔n̷̝͉̈́̇̃͒̏̆͒̌ỷ̶̦̝̜͕̳̄̕͝ : "I sEe YøOøOøU! I aLwAyS sEe eVeRypøNy aT evErY møMeNt! EveN tHe pøNiEs beHiNd mY baCk!" *The eldritch mare said to Dyny and Ghostie, without turning herself to them. Her gaze was still locked on @Discord.*

*Standing high on her giant spider legs, she slowly started walking toward the draconequus on them. Her pony legs were swaying underneath her, not touching the floor of the stage, and her tentacles were swirling menacingly. The large creepy smile on her face as well as her plain white eyes filtered her intentions.*

Edited June 18 by Shiny Silvermoon

[Ghostie Brightlight]

Ghostie turned her ears downward at Shiny's words, she knew stuff like this happened, during the apoclypse, with Scorp, and the rest of the team, Iggy, Flitter Flutter, Finch, and Scootablue had major intel on things like this.

She backed up against her friend, putting Dynamo in a safe corner, where Shiny couldn't hurt him.

[Trilby Hatter]

Needless to say, everything was happening so very fast!

Trilby stands frozen in place, holding Croissanto in his hooves as he watches this unfold.

It is revealed the cake is laced with poison joke.
Pinkie Pie has gone silent.
@Shiny Silvermoon Shiny has transformed into... something.
@Dah Onion Eater  Ghostie is protecting @Dynamo Pad Dynamo and trying to be the hero in all this.
@Emerald Heart Emerald is not in sight right now, but hopefully she is safe.
Discord is watching, the devious mastermind behind it all.

And here Trilby is, stuck in the middle, one of the few ponies left who hasn't eaten a single crumb of the cake. "Sweet Celestia, I did not sign up for ANY of this! I just wanted to be a judge and maybe advertise my hat store a little... Looks like it's just you and me now, Croissanto. Although, I wonder..."

Trilby leans in and whispers to his new, living puppet friend. "What do you say, Croissanto? Do you think if I challenge Discord to a comedy battle, he'll leave us all alone and fix all the damage he has caused? Playing the hero is not my style. I'm not a knight, I'm not one of Twilight's friends, but maybe... Maybe if I can put on a funnier show than Discord, I can earn his respect, and he'll leave this place in peace. Should I do it?" Trilby asks quietly, planning his next course of action.

[Discord 302]

It was just as he had hoped for. Discord lounged back and began sipping on a cup of ice cold milk, crossing his legs as his camera was rolling. It was true that he may have been a "good guy" now, but he still missed being able to cause some truly unsightly goings-on. He turned towards the lens of his camera, almost breaking the fourth wall for his own home video, stating "I don't know about you, but I'm having a blast."
Discord picked up his camera as @Shiny Silvermoon transformed, filming the eldritch being from head to toe. "I can scarcely believe what I'm seeing here, folks! It appears we have something completely otherworldly here! I did not anticipate this at all!" he said with a laugh.
 

15 hours ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

*As @Samurai Equine Trilby was handing, or rather hooving, Croissanto to Shiny, the newly repaired puppet left a gasp escape from it's articulated mouth. He had heard the conversation between @Discord, @Pinkie Pie and @Dynamo Pad, as well as their reactions after eating the cake batter. He knew that the unicorn with a silver mane had also tasted some of the cake, it was too late now.*

Croissanto : "SHINY!!! THE FLAVOR OF THIS CAKE IS POISON JOKES!!! IT CONTAINS POISON JOKES!!!" *The croissant-shaped puppet yelled with pure terror in his voice. He was still being held by Trilby, since the mare didn't have time to pick him up.*

Shiny : "You talk?! But you're not even in my hooves?! What kind of magic is this?!" *Shiny responded to Croissanto, in shock.*

Croissanto : "The magic of friendship? Maybe you shouldn't be buying suspicious items from mysterious merchants that you never see again."

Shiny : "That's fair!" *She said, while rising both of her front hooves on each side of her in a "I don't know" pose.*

*All of a sudden, Shiny Silvermoon sank on her hooves and began to groan, as if undergoing a sharp pain.*

Shiny : "W-What's happening to me? I don't feel so good…" *She painfully wondered out loud.*

Croissanto : "Don't you remember what happened with Zecora in the Everfree Forest?" *The croissant-shaped puppet answered her with another question.

*The unicorn the attempted to remember, regardless of the pain consuming her. She suddenly had a flashback.*

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The flash back :

(Spoiler : That's not what happened with Zecora in the Everfree Forest.)

Shiny : "I… I got a license to drive steam boats?"

*Quickly, the funny pony that was making puns on the stage not so long ago transformed into something that wasn't pony anymore. In a matter of seconds, Shiny's usual white coat became pitch black, while her eyes turned entirely white with a weak glow emanating from them. Her mouth was now stretched impossibly wide into an uncanny smile that was showcasing razor-like teeth. Where there used to be hooves, the mare now had claws as sharp as they were long.*

*However, what truly caught everypony's attention was her legs. Not her pony legs but the four pairs of giant spider-like legs that protruded from her back. They were protected by black chitin and their endings were sharp. Shiny Silvermoon was standing tall on them, her pony legs hanging meters above the ground. Underneath the body of the "unicorn", there was a countless amount of lengthy tentacles which were swirling and undulating. If her silver mane and tail with icy blue strands weren't betraying her identity, nopony would have recognized Shiny. Her unsettling appearance would have been able to frighten the most horrible monsters and her otherworldly stare was unbearable.*

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Shiny (???) : "DiiiiiiiiiisCøRd…" *The 'thing' murmured to the draconequus, while staring intensively at him with her blank eyes. Her voice was glitchy, similar to a dysfunctional audio. Every cells in Discord's body was screaming to him that he should put as much distance between the uncanny creature and himself.* "I nEver reAlized høW dEliCiøus yøu loOk!"

Croissanto : "Keep absolutely still. Her vision is based on mouvement. I think…"

 

 

 

That laughter was broken, however, when Discord heard what this new Shiny had just said. With a gulp, Discord turned back to his camera with a fearful look in his eyes. "Well, I think that's going to be all from me. That's all, folks!" Discord dropped his camera and immediately booked it, throwing Croissanto towards her. "You can contend with that thing now!"

 

 

5 hours ago, Trilby Hatter said:

Needless to say, everything was happening so very fast!

Trilby stands frozen in place, holding Croissanto in his hooves as he watches this unfold.

It is revealed the cake is laced with poison joke.
Pinkie Pie has gone silent.
@Shiny Silvermoon Shiny has transformed into... something.
@Dah Onion Eater  Ghostie is protecting @Dynamo Pad Dynamo and trying to be the hero in all this.
@Emerald Heart Emerald is not in sight right now, but hopefully she is safe.
Discord is watching, the devious mastermind behind it all.

And here Trilby is, stuck in the middle, one of the few ponies left who hasn't eaten a single crumb of the cake. "Sweet Celestia, I did not sign up for ANY of this! I just wanted to be a judge and maybe advertise my hat store a little... Looks like it's just you and me now, Croissanto. Although, I wonder..."

Trilby leans in and whispers to his new, living puppet friend. "What do you say, Croissanto? Do you think if I challenge Discord to a comedy battle, he'll leave us all alone and fix all the damage he has caused? Playing the hero is not my style. I'm not a knight, I'm not one of Twilight's friends, but maybe... Maybe if I can put on a funnier show than Discord, I can earn his respect, and he'll leave this place in peace. Should I do it?" Trilby asks quietly, planning his next course of action.

Catching ear of what Trilby had suggested, Discord leaned in close to listen. "A comedy show? Against moi?" He squee'd before ruffling Trilby's hat almost condescendingly. "If you would like to try, you're more than welcome to. But be forewarned that there is nopony on this planet funnier than I! Hit me with your best shot." He said with a wicked looking grin. "But first! IIIIII think I'm going to need to get to a safe distance." With that, Discord vanished in a flash. His "prank" was finalised and he wasn't about to become food.