site event The Big Goof Off RP Event!

[Discord 298]

17 hours ago, Ghostie Brightlight said:

Ghostie would tell Dynamo "I'm Ghostie, I'm a friend of Saturn's, Scorp is my boyfriend, he's likely on a mission right now"

She saw Discord and leaped towards him, growling angrily "YOU!" She howled in anger.

With a raise of his eyebrow, Discord slowly turned his head around to where he saw who was yelling from behind him. Turning his head back one way, while his chair turned the other, he took a snap of his finger. Catching the unicorn in their jump as they levitated in his magical grasp. "Yes, I know it's me, but...who are you?" He asks, taking notice of the anger on the unicorn's face. "Oh, my. Such hostility and it feels like I'm the recipient of this anger. To why are you angry, my little pony?" Discord blinked as he heard sniffling, one eye glancing over at Dynamo, who was lying on the ground in a fit of tears. All the while, keeping his other eye trained on Ghostie. "Oh, come now. All of this brings you to tears? All I wanted to do was spice up this little party. You can't expect a Goof Off unless you add a little chaos. I think my work here has gone off without a hitch. Rather, there were a few minor things I didn't foresee, but you can't take into account for everything, riiiiiiiiight~? Now, dry those tears and turn those frowns upside down." He grinned, his face doing a complete circle a few times to prove his point.

The draconequus' eyes spun slightly from the constant spinning of his face. The dizziness soon faded as he focused his gaze over at Trilby. The hat pony had stood between both him and Ghostie, before he released the unicorn from his magical grasp. Hearing that things were *crazy*, the master of chaos let out a bellowing laugh. "Oh, I know. Isn't it wonderful?! You know when you're with Discord, you're in for the main course of fun! Why, just look at the menu." To further emphasize, he pulled what looked like the flyer he hid away, but it was actually a dinner menu called "Chez Discord" Each meal and dessert was at a ridiculously high amount, while some dishes didn't make much sense. "That sounds like a catchy tune. I must write that down and trademark it. I think I'll call it...DISCORD!" Holding up his paw, he arched said paw above him and the other audience members. His name showing up in big, bold lettering, while stage lights flashed on and above his name. "Hmmm...a tempting offer, but I must simply refuse. Why should I take on a challenge such as a Goof Off when we were all taking part together? What's in it for me? I think I got to prove my point across very perfectly. Shouldn't that make me the winner in this little competition?" He did have to admit that Trilby's offer did indeed sound tempting, but he wanted to wait and see how things would play out. When the mention of a "grumpy guss" was brought up, the draconequus eye twitched slightly. "Now I can be many amazing things, but nopony and I do mean that nopony calls me a grumpy guess. Grump and not so grump, maybe, but not a grumpy guss!"

Turning his attention back towards Shiny, Discord sighed with a roll of his eyes, before snapping his fingers once more. In an instant, numerous candles were summoned and circled around her immobilized form. That would keep her from trying to make any moves. However, he summoned multiple buckets of water for everyone that was left in the audience. "Forgive me for saying, but you idle words don't scare me. In fact, I might be interested in this hat pony's game, but I'm curious as to what he has in mind." He smirked playfully as he wouldn't admit this to anyone, but he liked how courageous Trilby was.

[Ghostie Brightlight]

3 minutes ago, Discord said:

With a raise of his eyebrow, Discord slowly turned his head around to where he saw who was yelling from behind him. Turning his head back one way, while his chair turned the other, he took a snap of his finger. Catching the unicorn in their jump as they levitated in his magical grasp. "Yes, I know it's me, but...who are you?" He asks, taking notice of the anger on the unicorn's face. "Oh, my. Such hostility and it feels like I'm the recipient of this anger. To why are you angry, my little pony?" Discord blinked as he heard sniffling, one eye glancing over at Dynamo, who was lying on the ground in a fit of tears. All the while, keeping his other eye trained on Ghostie. "Oh, come now. All of this brings you to tears? All I wanted to do was spice up this little party. You can't expect a Goof Off unless you add a little chaos. I think my work here has gone off without a hitch. Rather, there were a few minor things I didn't foresee, but you can't take into account for everything, riiiiiiiiight~? Now, dry those tears and turn those frowns upside down." He grinned, his face doing a complete circle a few times to prove his point.

The draconequus' eyes spun slightly from the constant spinning of his face. The dizziness soon faded as he focused his gaze over at Trilby. The hat pony had stood between both him and Ghostie, before he released the unicorn from his magical grasp. Hearing that things were *crazy*, the master of chaos let out a bellowing laugh. "Oh, I know. Isn't it wonderful?! You know when you're with Discord, you're in for the main course of fun! Why, just look at the menu." To further emphasize, he pulled what looked like the flyer he hid away, but it was actually a dinner menu called "Chez Discord" Each meal and dessert was at a ridiculously high amount, while some dishes didn't make much sense. "That sounds like a catchy tune. I must write that down and trademark it. I think I'll call it...DISCORD!" Holding up his paw, he arched said paw above him and the other audience members. His name showing up in big, bold lettering, while stage lights flashed on and above his name. "Hmmm...a tempting offer, but I must simply refuse. Why should I take on a challenge such as a Goof Off when we were all taking part together? What's in it for me? I think I got to prove my point across very perfectly. Shouldn't that make me the winner in this little competition?" He did have to admit that Trilby's offer did indeed sound tempting, but he wanted to wait and see how things would play out. When the mention of a "grumpy guss" was brought up, the draconequus eye twitched slightly. "Now I can be many amazing things, but nopony and I do mean that nopony calls me a grumpy guess. Grump and not so grump, maybe, but not a grumpy guss!"

Turning his attention back towards Shiny, Discord sighed with a roll of his eyes, before snapping his fingers once more. In an instant, numerous candles were summoned and circled around her immobilized form. That would keep her from trying to make any moves. However, he summoned multiple buckets of water for everyone that was left in the audience. "Forgive me for saying, but you idle words don't scare me. In fact, I might be interested in this hat pony's game, but I'm curious as to what he has in mind." He smirked playfully as he wouldn't admit this to anyone, but he liked how courageous Trilby was.

Hey!" She cried as she fell, she got up and tottered dizzily, she shook her head and looked at Trillby, hoping he knew what he was doing. 

[Trilby Hatter]

1 hour ago, Discord said:

The draconequus' eyes spun slightly from the constant spinning of his face. The dizziness soon faded as he focused his gaze over at Trilby. The hat pony had stood between both him and Ghostie, before he released the unicorn from his magical grasp. Hearing that things were *crazy*, the master of chaos let out a bellowing laugh. "Oh, I know. Isn't it wonderful?! You know when you're with Discord, you're in for the main course of fun! Why, just look at the menu." To further emphasize, he pulled what looked like the flyer he hid away, but it was actually a dinner menu called "Chez Discord" Each meal and dessert was at a ridiculously high amount, while some dishes didn't make much sense. "That sounds like a catchy tune. I must write that down and trademark it. I think I'll call it...DISCORD!" Holding up his paw, he arched said paw above him and the other audience members. His name showing up in big, bold lettering, while stage lights flashed on and above his name. "Hmmm...a tempting offer, but I must simply refuse. Why should I take on a challenge such as a Goof Off when we were all taking part together? What's in it for me? I think I got to prove my point across very perfectly. Shouldn't that make me the winner in this little competition?" He did have to admit that Trilby's offer did indeed sound tempting, but he wanted to wait and see how things would play out. When the mention of a "grumpy guss" was brought up, the draconequus eye twitched slightly. "Now I can be many amazing things, but nopony and I do mean that nopony calls me a grumpy guess. Grump and not so grump, maybe, but not a grumpy guss!"

Turning his attention back towards Shiny, Discord sighed with a roll of his eyes, before snapping his fingers once more. In an instant, numerous candles were summoned and circled around her immobilized form. That would keep her from trying to make any moves. However, he summoned multiple buckets of water for everyone that was left in the audience. "Forgive me for saying, but you idle words don't scare me. In fact, I might be interested in this hat pony's game, but I'm curious as to what he has in mind." He smirked playfully as he wouldn't admit this to anyone, but he liked how courageous Trilby was.

Can you hear the sound of glass shattering? Suddenly, all of Trilby's blustered up confidence comes crashing down. "He... refused? Oh Celestia. I really messed up now, haven't I? I didn't think he'd just refuse like that... Now what?" Trilby thinks to himself as he scratches his chin, trying to think of what to do next. All of his plans were centered around Discord accepting the personal challenge, and now it might not happen! ...But then he notices the sudden fit of of anger.

Trilby smirks. "Oh? You don't like that? Heh. Spoken like a true grumpy guss. Guess you can dish it out, but you can't take it, can you? But I'll tell you what, since I'm such a nice guy, I'll sweeten the deal. Win or lose, you can stay and watch the show. You'll still have to turn everypony back to normal, but you'll be welcomed as a guest. In fact, I'll even buy every dish on your menu. Chez Discord will have it's first and best customer, if you agree to my one-on-one challenge. Unless, of course, you're chicken!" Trilby says with a flare before flapping his arms like a bird and saying "Bawk, bawk, bawk!" over and over again.

[Discord 298]

1 hour ago, Ghostie Brightlight said:

Hey!" She cried as she fell, she got up and tottered dizzily, she shook her head and looked at Trillby, hoping he knew what he was doing. 

With a playful roll of his eyes, the draconequus shook his head. "Oh, come now. You didn't land too badly. Don't you see what you landed in?" He asks, a sigh arrow appearing as he disappeared, before reappearing throwing the sign in different ways. Trying to advertise at the cake batter that was still on stage. "You landed softly in some of the leftover cake batter. Can't say if it's the cake batter that Dinosaur and Pinkie were launching at you guys or the cake I had Miss Pie launch at you, buuuuuuuuut what's the difference? It was all a smooth landing...mostly." He says, the sign disappearing as he looked back at @Samurai Equine Trilby, who looked like he had seen a ghost. He remembered the time that Starlight had banished him, but that was besides the point. "I wonder if I could turn into a spirit at will, but I am the spirit of chaos. I guess one can't have too many titles at once, but who's to say?" He muttered to himself, before narrowing his eyes slightly. "I'd watch what I say if I were you. Remember who you are talking to, my little pony. I am Discord, the master of chaos and all things disharmony! Well, I guess disharmony is a thing of the past with all that I've learned from Fluttershy and the magic of friendship. So, master of chaos is more fitting, but I digress."

The more he listened, the more that the deal was becoming intriguing to the spirit of chaos. That was, until he heard Trilby begin to squawk like a chicken. "What did you just say?" His gaze hardened as he felt a nerve was being stepped on. Taking a deep breath, the draconequus slowly exhaled. The exhaled breath, however, slowly made it's way out of his ears. "Okay...let's get one thing straight. Nopony and I mean that. Nopony! Calls...me...chicken..." Extending his paw to the hat salespony, Discord gave Trilby a smirk. "Okay, then. You got yourself a deal. In fact, I think I can even sweeten the deal even more. Dinner would be free of charge as I've been meaning to take Fluttershy there one of these days. Shake on it." He secretly had a joy buzzer in his paw and if Trilby took it, he'd get a playful shock from the draconequus.

 

[Wizard 1,688]

Titanium's blank stare makes way for a strange smile, with no happiness or joy in her eyes, she smiles, staring at nothing in particular, before slumping forward and faceplanting the floor.

"This never ends. Always so much chaos..." She mutters to herself while lying on the floor.

 

[Saturn Ring (Remake)]

Moments ago, Wizard said:

Titanium's blank stare makes way for a strange smile, with no happiness or joy in her eyes, she smiles, staring at nothing in particular, before slumping forward and faceplanting the floor.

"This never ends. Always so much chaos..." She mutters to herself while lying on the floor.

 

Saturn returned, oh she wanted so badly to call on a friend to scare Discord, but..no, it would only worsen the situation, since he could badly scare these ponies and make Titanium's situation worse

So she took Ghostie's place and continued singing "Giggle at the ghostie" 

[Emerald Heart 24,994]

12 hours ago, Ghostie Brightlight said:

While Saturn ran off and lit the propane over the candles and grabbed the water, it left Ghostie in a weird spot.

She decided to help the other struggling ponies and convince Emerald to help, although she was slightly distracted by the grating metal noises of her horn.

"Emerald, I need your help, we need to help Dynamo, Titanium and Silky, maybe if we can cheer them up it'll counter effect the poison joke!" She said to the purple pony with the color change eyes. 

She remembered the song Trillby was singing earlier, and decided to sing it. 

She sang: "Giggle at the ghosties, guffaw at the grossly, crack up at the creepy, woop it up with the weepy! Chortle at the kooky, snortle at the spooky!" 

Emerald Heart, who was already exhausted by the situation, nodded. She opened her mouth and....

"And just tell that big old scary face, To take a hike and leave you alone, And if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another think coming, And the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna....."

Edited Sunday at 02:44 AM by Emerald Heart

[Ghostie Brightlight]

1 minute ago, Emerald Heart said:

Emerald Heart, who was already exhausted by the situation, nodded. She opened her mouth and....

"And just tell that big old scary face, To take a hike and leave you alone, And if he thinks he can scare you then he's got another think coming, And the very idea of such a thing just makes you wanna....."

"LAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!" Ghostie cried out triumphantly, hoping it did something, she waited for a bit to see if it truly worked

[Emerald Heart]

Moments ago, Ghostie Brightlight said:

"LAUUUUUUUUUUUGH!" Ghostie cried out triumphantly, hoping it did something, she waited for a bit to see if it truly worked

"Well? Did we do anything? Did we fix it?" 

[Ghostie Brightlight]

1 minute ago, Emerald Heart said:

"Well? Did we do anything? Did we fix it?" 

"I'm not sure, I- I don't know what else we can do..." she had tried to keep calm in the grand scheme of things, but she finally had it and let out a sob.

[Emerald Heart 24,994]

5 minutes ago, Ghostie Brightlight said:

"I'm not sure, I- I don't know what else we can do..." she had tried to keep calm in the grand scheme of things, but she finally had it and let out a sob.

"What about that Zebra? Zecora? Twilight's not here to help, maybe she has some sort of remedy to reverse all this poison joke!"

 

[Ghostie Brightlight]

24 minutes ago, Emerald Heart said:

"What about that Zebra? Zecora? Twilight's not here to help, maybe she has some sort of remedy to reverse all this poison joke!"

 

"Yes, Zecora! Let's go ask her!" She cried, she then looked back over her shoulder and said "Hey, Saturn, take care of the others while I'm gone, m'kay?" Saturn gave her a salute and Ghostie joined Emerald 

[Trilby Hatter]

4 hours ago, Discord said:

With a playful roll of his eyes, the draconequus shook his head. "Oh, come now. You didn't land too badly. Don't you see what you landed in?" He asks, a sigh arrow appearing as he disappeared, before reappearing throwing the sign in different ways. Trying to advertise at the cake batter that was still on stage. "You landed softly in some of the leftover cake batter. Can't say if it's the cake batter that Dinosaur and Pinkie were launching at you guys or the cake I had Miss Pie launch at you, buuuuuuuuut what's the difference? It was all a smooth landing...mostly." He says, the sign disappearing as he looked back at @Samurai Equine Trilby, who looked like he had seen a ghost. He remembered the time that Starlight had banished him, but that was besides the point. "I wonder if I could turn into a spirit at will, but I am the spirit of chaos. I guess one can't have too many titles at once, but who's to say?" He muttered to himself, before narrowing his eyes slightly. "I'd watch what I say if I were you. Remember who you are talking to, my little pony. I am Discord, the master of chaos and all things disharmony! Well, I guess disharmony is a thing of the past with all that I've learned from Fluttershy and the magic of friendship. So, master of chaos is more fitting, but I digress."

The more he listened, the more that the deal was becoming intriguing to the spirit of chaos. That was, until he heard Trilby begin to squawk like a chicken. "What did you just say?" His gaze hardened as he felt a nerve was being stepped on. Taking a deep breath, the draconequus slowly exhaled. The exhaled breath, however, slowly made it's way out of his ears. "Okay...let's get one thing straight. Nopony and I mean that. Nopony! Calls...me...chicken..." Extending his paw to the hat salespony, Discord gave Trilby a smirk. "Okay, then. You got yourself a deal. In fact, I think I can even sweeten the deal even more. Dinner would be free of charge as I've been meaning to take Fluttershy there one of these days. Shake on it." He secretly had a joy buzzer in his paw and if Trilby took it, he'd get a playful shock from the draconequus.

Trilby smiles brightly, suddenly full of hope! "Remember audience, whatever you see next, do not attempt this at home." Trilby shakes on it, only to get the shock of his life! A shock so powerful, you can see his skeleton like a giant x-ray. The very shock makes Trilby bounce around rapidly all over the stage! But he doesn't fall over. Instead he stops with his back to Discord. And, with a wave of his hoof... Trilby turns to reveal he is now clown-faced and rubber hose animation style!

"All right, folks! Let's hit it! A-1, a-2, a-buckle my shoe!"

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With the music starting up, Trilby goes into a silly toe-tapping dance.

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As he shuffles on over to Discord, he begins to sing. At one point, he even grabs onto Discord and sways side to side with him while singing this tune.

Smile, darn ya, smile!
You know this old world is a great world after all
C'mon and smile, darn ya, smile
And right away watch Lady Luck pay you a call

At some point, Trilby hops on a unicycle and begins riding circles around Discord while juggling various objects; like a rubber chicken, a bowling pin, and a few pie tins filled with the cake batter from earlier.

Things are never black as they are painted
Time for you and joy to get acquainted
Make all your life worthwhile
Come on and smile, darn ya, smile!

But at some point, Trilby falls off the unicycle and is hit on the head by the rubber chicken, the first pie, the 2nd pie, the 3rd pie, and finally the bowling pin. But does he go down?
NO!
Instead, he stumbles around while tweeting birds circle around his head.

But he shakes his head clear of the dizzies, quite literally, and spins into a few costume changes!
Sometimes, he's a goof ball.

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Sometimes, he's pony life!

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Sometimes, he's... a lady?

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And you know while he is dressed that way, he takes a second to run up and kiss Discord right on the cheek!

Spoiler

And quickly running back down to the stage, he changes back into a clown and continues his act!
Complete with eating a banana and tossing it away, only to slip and fall on his own banana peel.
Blowing air into his hoof and inflating like a balloon, only to flop around like a deflating balloon!
And who could forget pulling out fake dynamite sticks and letting it explode in his face, leaving lots of soot?

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But with another quick dust off, Trilby goes back to dancing and finishes his song!

Life is really only what you make it
Stand right up and show them you can take it
Make life worthwhile
Come on and smile, darn ya, smile!

And reaching off stage, Trilby pulls out a random drum, bursts through it, and waves to all. "That's all, folks~!"

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With the song over, Trilby huffs and puffs, no longer rubber hose style. Then, as the realization of what he just did sinks in, his face turns red. Red like a tomato. Steam comes billowing out of his ears. "Oh no... my dignity." Trilby thinks to himself before he collapses on the stage floor. He could literally just fall apart right now.

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But did it make Discord laugh, chuckle, chortle, or guffaw? It's up to fate now...

[Saturn Ring (Remake)]

5 minutes ago, Trilby Hatter said:

Trilby smiles brightly, suddenly full of hope! "Remember audience, whatever you see next, do not attempt this at home." Trilby shakes on it, only to get the shock of his life! A shock so powerful, you can see his skeleton like a giant x-ray. The very shock makes Trilby bounce around rapidly all over the stage! But he doesn't fall over. Instead he stops with his back to Discord. And, with a wave of his hoof... Trilby turns to reveal he is now clown-faced and rubber hose animation style!

"All right, folks! Let's hit it! A-1, a-2, a-buckle my shoe!"

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With the music starting up, Trilby goes into a silly toe-tapping dance.

  Reveal hidden contents

As he shuffles on over to Discord, he begins to sing. At one point, he even grabs onto Discord and sways side to side with him while singing this tune.

Smile, darn ya, smile!
You know this old world is a great world after all
C'mon and smile, darn ya, smile
And right away watch Lady Luck pay you a call

At some point, Trilby hops on a unicycle and begins riding circles around Discord while juggling various objects; like a rubber chicken, a bowling pin, and a few pie tins filled with the cake batter from earlier.

Things are never black as they are painted
Time for you and joy to get acquainted
Make all your life worthwhile
Come on and smile, darn ya, smile!

But at some point, Trilby falls off the unicycle and is hit on the head by the rubber chicken, the first pie, the 2nd pie, the third pie, and finally the bowling pin. But does he go down?
NO!
Instead, he stumbles around while tweeting birds circle around his head.

But he shakes his head clear of the dizzies, quite literally, and spins into a few costume changes!
Some times, he's a goof ball.

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Sometimes he's pony life!

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Sometimes he's... a lady?

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And you know while he is dressed that way, he takes a second to run up and kiss Discord right on the cheek!

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And quickly running back down to the stage, he changes back into a clown and continues his act!
Complete with eating a banana and tossing it away, only to slip and fall on his own banana peel.
Blowing air into his hoof and inflating like a balloon, only to flop around like a deflating balloon!
And who could forget pulling out fake dynamite sticks and letting it explode in his face, leaving lots of soot?

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But with another quick dust off, Trilby goes back to dancing and finishes his song!

Life is really only what you make it
Stand right up and show them you can take it
Make life worthwhile
Come on and smile, darn ya, smile!

And reaching off stage, Trilby pulls out a random drum, bursts through it, and waves to all. "That's all, folks~!"

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With the song over, Trilby huffs and puffs, no longer rubber hose style. Then, as the realization of what he just did sinks in, his face turns red. Red like a tomato. Steam comes billowing out of his ears. "Oh no... my dignity." Trilby thinks to himself before he collapses on the stage floor. He could literally just fall apart right now.

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But did it make Discord laugh, chuckle, chortle, or guffaw? It's up to fate now...

Saturn nibbled a strand of her mane thoughtfully, then whispered to Trillby "I'd like to join in," 

[Emerald Heart 24,994]

10 hours ago, Ghostie Brightlight said:

"Yes, Zecora! Let's go ask her!" She cried, she then looked back over her shoulder and said "Hey, Saturn, take care of the others while I'm gone, m'kay?" Saturn gave her a salute and Ghostie joined Emerald 

Emerald Heart jumped off the stage and saluted the others before running into Everfree forest alongside Ghostie. Amidst the dark trees and muck they stumbled on a hut.

"There! That must be it!"

She knocked furiously on the door hoping their venture was not in vein.

@Zecora

[Discord 298]

Summoning up his comfy, red, recliner chair, Discord sat back with snacks and a glass of chocolate milk in paw. All the while watching @Samurai Equine Trilby's Goof Off performance in action. As the hoof shake happened, Discord made sure to wear some sunglasses as the electric shock was a bright sight to behold. "I guess that's one way to start the show. Talk about a...*shocking* performance. Oh, I can imagine that pony has quite the *ebectricrifying* personality." He chuckled at his own joke, knowing that it wasn't against the rules if it was his own joke. His fits of chuckles settled down as he had seen Trilby, but noticed he didn't fall over from the joy buzzer shocks. Instead, he raised a curious eyebrow as it looked like nothing was happening...yet. Blinking in surprise at Trilby's back turned to face him with a clown-face in a rubber hose animation style, Discord blinked once more. "O...kay. Now this was something even I didn't foresee and yet. This looks like something I would try and do." Pondering on this, he leaned back in his chair, getting as comfy as he could in odd sitting positions. "Perhaps I wish to see how far this salespony is going to go." Once the music started, Discord noticed Trilby dancing all over the place. Adorned with his own top hat, cane and silly toe-tapping style dance.

What the draconequus wasn't planning to happen was being yanked away from his seat. Narrowing his eyes slightly in mild annoyance at being swayed to and fro, the master of chaos had to admit that the rhythm and beat were pretty catchy. Of course, he wouldn't admit that in out loud, but he did twirl the unicorn around and leaned them over as they dipped in the dance, before leaning back to allow the unicorn to continue. The Draconequus smiled, albeit slightly. He tried to play it off with a grumble as he didn't want to give Trilby any satisfaction. He had a reputation to uphold, after all. With a one, two and three, Trilby fell off the unicycle he was riding, before being hit by pies. "Whoo baby, a triple!" He called out with a wave of the Ponyville Buckball sports flag, but stopped as a rubber chicken and bowling pin were added to the mix. "I stand corrected. Although, I wouldn't expect less, or I'd be disappointed." He softly whispered to himself, while seeing the unicorn spinning rapidly into numerous costume changes. Ranging from an unknown creature with a flag on his tail, to a different design form, to a outfit of a goddess. Discord felt steam flying out of his ears from the random kiss on the cheek, before giving a wolf whistle at the performance. Discord watched on as Trilby pulled everything out of the book, including the kitchen sink in his performance.

When it came time for the dynamite sticks to explode to even the ending where Trilby collapsed to the floor in disbelief, Discord was in a panic. His eyes squinted so much that it looked like they were going to pop like balloons. He mouth looked like it was acting like a Richter scale. Threatening to break into a smile. One of his paws gripped the chair, while the sound of a slight snicker could be heard. Composing himself as best as he could, the master of chaos coughed into his paw to regain his composure. "S-Sorry, but as entertaining as that was. I'm afraid that didn't cause me to laugh or smile." He closed his eyes, looking away to show how adamant he was in his both his words and his decision.

[Trilby Hatter]

Trilby could barely bring himself to look at @Discord. He was too embarrassed after making a fool of himself. Besides, he didn't hear any laughter, so that pretty much told him all he needed to know. That is, until he heard someone else...

20 hours ago, Saturn Ring (Remake) said:

Saturn nibbled a strand of her mane thoughtfully, then whispered to Trillby "I'd like to join in," 

"...Sure. Tag in." Trilby tags Saturn. "Tag, you're it."

Trilby scoots away from the stage, moving only his hind legs. He surrenders the floor to Saturn to let her have a chance at making Discord laugh.

[Saturn Ring (Remake)]

20 minutes ago, Trilby Hatter said:

Trilby could barely bring himself to look at @Discord. He was too embarrassed after making a fool of himself. Besides, he didn't hear any laughter, so that pretty much told him all he needed to know. That is, until he heard someone else...

"...Sure. Tag in." Trilby tags Saturn. "Tag, you're it."

Trilby scoots away from the stage, moving only his hind legs. He surrenders the floor to Saturn to let her have a chance at making Discord laugh.

Saturn steps up to the stage, and brings out her CatNap plushie, "alright CatNap, are you ready to please Discord?" she said to it, she made the plushie nod. "Right! Let's TANGO!" she announced, Saturn stamped her hoof to the beat of "We will rock You" as the small plush turned into a large plush-like cat through a cloud of smoke. 

The large downy and lush furred cat let out a roar, and Saturn let him know to cut it out, "the smoke!" she mouthed.

CatNap nodded and then rasped "Prepare to be amazed...if you dare!" 

He breathed smoke into different shapes and colors, the shape of a unicorn, then a goat, a zebra, a giraffe, elephant, a reindeer, a griffon and then, one of Discord himself.

Discord may notice the smell, vaguely like the smell of a poppy flower. 

[Discord 298]

19 hours ago, Saturn Ring (Remake) said:

Saturn steps up to the stage, and brings out her CatNap plushie, "alright CatNap, are you ready to please Discord?" she said to it, she made the plushie nod. "Right! Let's TANGO!" she announced, Saturn stamped her hoof to the beat of "We will rock You" as the small plush turned into a large plush-like cat through a cloud of smoke. 

The large downy and lush furred cat let out a roar, and Saturn let him know to cut it out, "the smoke!" she mouthed.

CatNap nodded and then rasped "Prepare to be amazed...if you dare!" 

He breathed smoke into different shapes and colors, the shape of a unicorn, then a goat, a zebra, a giraffe, elephant, a reindeer, a griffon and then, one of Discord himself.

Discord may notice the smell, vaguely like the smell of a poppy flower. 

Keeping his composure under control, the draconequss had taken a quick glance over to Saturn, who opted to join in. With Trilby giving the go ahead to tag in, a flash, followed by a bolt of lightning could be seen and heard. "HOLD IT!" The comfy chair Discord sat in disappeared as if it was never there to begin with as his eyes burned like fiery marshmallows. "I never said anything about anypony tagging in to join in on this Goof Off Challenge! That would be grounds for disqualification and I thought we have an agreement." He huffed, feeling baffled on this multiple team up against the master of chaos. Taking a moment to think, however, he hummed with a shrug of his shoulders. "Actually, I think I could let it slide just this once. Fluttershy has always taught me that friendship with friends is strong, but teamwork can make the dream work, or something like that. Plus, as someone who has learned the magic of friendship, I know Princess Twilight would always want others to learn much more about friendship. Sooooooooo....you can still tag in, but you best bring you 'A' game!" As he began to sit down, his comfy chair was back! How did it come back and where did it come from? Nobody knew, but the master of chaos himself.

With Saturn bringing out a plush, Discord smiled slightly as he heard a familiar beat. "Now this is my kind of jam!" He kept tuning to the beat and performance, until the plush turned into a giant plush-like cat. "Looks like there's other kinds of magic, but I guess a good magician never reveals their secrets that easily." He muttered as he continued to watch, while the giant cat plush began to turn the smoke into different shapes, sizes and colors. "Speaking of a zebra, I think we might have some company joining us fairly soon. Oooooh~! A giraffe!" He nearly chuckled out as he saw the giraffe next to the elephant. "Ah, a perfect one to one of me! You even got everything to a 'T' and I have to admit I'm impressed." Discord couldn't help with giving two thumbs up with a smile in delight. As he took a breath, he felt he could smell a familiar scent, but couldn't make heads or tails as he flipped a coin.

[Zecora 53]

On 2025-05-11 at 10:23 AM, Emerald Heart said:

Emerald Heart jumped off the stage and saluted the others before running into Everfree forest alongside Ghostie. Amidst the dark trees and muck they stumbled on a hut.

"There! That must be it!"

She knocked furiously on the door hoping their venture was not in vein.

@Zecora

Once Emerald and Ghostie make their trek into the dark forest and discover Zecora's hut, the two of them knock on the front door. However, after a moment, there was no response. If they knocked again, the two would be met with no response once more. If the two look more closely upon the door, there would be a note.

"Due to a mess of ingredients that lead to mopping, I must head to Ponyville for more shopping."

Speaking of Zecora, the zebra was found roaming around the Ponyville shopping district. As she looked from left to right, she smiled softly as she was finding what she was looking for. "It's a good thing that shopping in Ponyville truly comes in handy. Otherwise, the potions I'd need to brew would not be so dandy." She rhymed, her ears perking at the sound of some panic, while also hearing the sound of a performance happening. "Now what kind of commotion could that be? I suppose once shopping is complete I shall see."

[Saturn Ring (Remake)]

Saturn tried not to smirk as she hopped off stage and slapped Trillby a brohoof, CatNap followed suite, he leaned down toward Trillby and rasped "You're welcome," Saturn shot him a look, "I didn't mean it in a rude way, jeez," the large cat muttered.

Edited Monday at 11:19 PM by Dah Onion Eater

[Discord 298]

1 hour ago, Saturn Ring (Remake) said:

Saturn tried not to smirk as she hopped off stage and slapped Trillby a brohoof, CatNap followed suite, he leaned down toward Trillby and rasped "You're welcome," Saturn shot him a look, "I didn't mean it in a rude way, jeez," the large cat muttered.

With Saturn and CatNap making their way off stage, Discord continued to sit in his big comfy chair. All the while, tapping his paws together as if deep in thought. Everything felt so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Once deliberations were over, Discord slowly levitated both himself and the chair over towards the trio. "Now, I won't lie to you. That was...that was...incredible!" Discord cheered with a hearty laugh. "Oh, you should have seen it! @Samurai Equine Trilby was all this and Saturn, you were all that! Even CatNap was a surprise turn of events! I must admit that the explosion Trilby made almost got me, but that giraffe next to the elephant sent me over the edge!" Discord flew out of his seat as he was over the moon and back. Recomposing himself with a cough into his paw, he tried to remain his Discord-like self. On the inside, he had to admit that the group performance was over the top flawless. "Be that as it may, I did agree to wager on our rules. Given that you made me laugh, I shall turn everyone back to normal as per agreement." Lifting up his arm, he smiled the draconequus snapped his finger. With a bright flash, it looked like those that were affected by either the poison joke and/or chaos that had happened previously were going back to normal. 

Clapping his paws together to clear away and dust on said paws, Discord closed his eyes with an accomplished smirk. "And voila! Everything should be right as rain and back to normal. As normal as it can be, of course. Personally, I'm all for the chaos and I don't get how you all prefer normal, but I guess beggars can't be choosers." He shrugged his shoulders as he knew his work here was done. He'd make sure to take his leave once the award ceremonies were over. Just to see if he won, after all, but in his mind. The master of chaos felt that he had this Goof Off in the bag. 

[Trilby Hatter]

1 hour ago, Saturn Ring (Remake) said:

Saturn tried not to smirk as she hopped off stage and slapped Trillby a brohoof, CatNap followed suite, he leaned down toward Trillby and rasped "You're welcome," Saturn shot him a look, "I didn't mean it in a rude way, jeez," the large cat muttered.

Trilby at this point was on automatic pilot. As he lost in his own existential dread, he brohoofs without even realizing he brohoofed. All this hard work in life, his ups and down, his sales and losses, his new stores and old stores, somehow all leading to this. Was this the end? Was this the legacy he was going to lead? Did he really fail to save everypony at the Goof Off?

29 minutes ago, Discord said:

With Saturn and CatNap making their way off stage, Discord continued to sit in his big comfy chair. All the while, tapping his paws together as if deep in thought. Everything felt so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Once deliberations were over, Discord slowly levitated both himself and the chair over towards the trio. "Now, I won't lie to you. That was...that was...incredible!" Discord cheered with a hearty laugh. "Oh, you should have seen it! @Samurai Equine Trilby was all this and Saturn, you were all that! Even CatNap was a surprise turn of events! I must admit that the explosion Trilby made almost got me, but that giraffe next to the elephant sent me over the edge!" Discord flew out of his seat as he was over the moon and back. Recomposing himself with a cough into his paw, he tried to remain his Discord-like self. On the inside, he had to admit that the group performance was over the top flawless. "Be that as it may, I did agree to wager on our rules. Given that you made me laugh, I shall turn everyone back to normal as per agreement." Lifting up his arm, he smiled the draconequus snapped his finger. With a bright flash, it looked like those that were affected by either the poison joke and/or chaos that had happened previously were going back to normal. 

Clapping his paws together to clear away and dust on said paws, Discord closed his eyes with an accomplished smirk. "And voila! Everything should be right as rain and back to normal. As normal as it can be, of course. Personally, I'm all for the chaos and I don't get how you all prefer normal, but I guess beggars can't be choosers." He shrugged his shoulders as he knew his work here was done. He'd make sure to take his leave once the award ceremonies were over. Just to see if he won, after all, but in his mind. The master of chaos felt that he had this Goof Off in the bag. 

But then, Trilby hears it. Laughter! Real laughter! From Discord!! "What?!" Trilby says, sitting up, which somehow leads to his rainbow wig splitting and falling off his head. But his eyes were not fooling him. It was real! It was really real!

As Discord claps, Trilby looks around at the wonderous sight.
He watches as @Shiny Silvermoon Shiny, @Emerald Heart Emerald, @Dynamo Pad Dynamo, Silky, @Pinkie Pie, and anypony else affected by the chaotic magic is quickly returned to normal. Even the theater is looking like its former glory! With any luck, this will help snap @Wizard Titanium out her paralyzed daze.

Trilby smiles as a wave of relief and joy washes over him. Looking over, he gets up and runs over to @Discord, giving him a hug. A sincere hug. He even cuddles into it. "Thank you, Discord! As soon as you started talking about Fluttershy and the rest, I always knew there was a friendly draconequus in there somewhere. And I'm a pony of my word too. I look forward to eating at Chez Discord."

Picking up his microphone once more, Trilby speaks into it. "Well audience, we've been through a lot today. But now the show can go on as intended. And since this show doesn't need me anymore, I think I'll just sit back and enjoy it with my new friend, Discord. This is your now ex-judge Trilby Hatter, signing out. And remember, a trilby hat on your head will always put a smile on your face."

Tossing the mic away, Trilby resigns himself to just being a simple audience member. He is ready to welcome Discord as a guest, ready to just enjoy the show for what it is, and ready to see how it all ends. No pony needs him to be commentator or judge anymore.

...

...

...Unless?...

[Shiny Silvermoon]

2 hours ago, Discord said:

With Saturn and CatNap making their way off stage, Discord continued to sit in his big comfy chair. All the while, tapping his paws together as if deep in thought. Everything felt so quiet, you could hear a pin drop. Once deliberations were over, Discord slowly levitated both himself and the chair over towards the trio. "Now, I won't lie to you. That was...that was...incredible!" Discord cheered with a hearty laugh. "Oh, you should have seen it! @Samurai Equine Trilby was all this and Saturn, you were all that! Even CatNap was a surprise turn of events! I must admit that the explosion Trilby made almost got me, but that giraffe next to the elephant sent me over the edge!" Discord flew out of his seat as he was over the moon and back. Recomposing himself with a cough into his paw, he tried to remain his Discord-like self. On the inside, he had to admit that the group performance was over the top flawless. "Be that as it may, I did agree to wager on our rules. Given that you made me laugh, I shall turn everyone back to normal as per agreement." Lifting up his arm, he smiled the draconequus snapped his finger. With a bright flash, it looked like those that were affected by either the poison joke and/or chaos that had happened previously were going back to normal. 

Clapping his paws together to clear away and dust on said paws, Discord closed his eyes with an accomplished smirk. "And voila! Everything should be right as rain and back to normal. As normal as it can be, of course. Personally, I'm all for the chaos and I don't get how you all prefer normal, but I guess beggars can't be choosers." He shrugged his shoulders as he knew his work here was done. He'd make sure to take his leave once the award ceremonies were over. Just to see if he won, after all, but in his mind. The master of chaos felt that he had this Goof Off in the bag. 

 

*While the magic of @Discord was reversing the effect of poison jokes on everypony, S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐ seemed to stay the same abyssal entity stuck underneath steel and surrounded by candles and water buckets.*

*After remaining strangely quiet for a while, the otherwordly monster broke the silence with oddly slow applauses of her clawed hooves. Perhaps it was a sarcastic manner to applause but who knew what was going on in S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐'s mind? During the whole performance of @Samurai Equine Trilby, @Dah Onion Eater  Saturn and CatNap, the eldritch mare didn't blink a single time and maintained her creepy smile.*

S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐ : "NiCe øPiniOn, øNe sMaLl iSsuE..." *She spoke with her still disharmonious and unsettling voice.*

*Without warning, the giant abomination abruptly stood up on it's 4 pairs of arachnid legs, while the steel covering it's back bent and felt off it. The debris seemed as light as sheets of paper to it, when the nightmarish beast shook them off itself. Was she pretending to be restrained all along?*

S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐ : "MaGiC hAs Nø eFfEct øn mEeEeEeE!!!"

Croissanto : "We are learning so many things, today! Is there a limit to this form? I hope for the sake of Equestria." *The croissant-shaped puppet said to himself loudly. He was still laying innthe middle of the stage and miraculously nopony had stepped on him yet.*

*All of a sudden, the atmosphere shifted and the air became heavy, as if something was about to happen. S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐'s unicorn horn started to glow increasingly bright with electricity coursing around it, while a rumbling sound was also growing louder. It wasn't like a unicorn using her magic, it was something entirely different. The energy emanating wasn't icy blue, like the regular Shiny's magic, it was a bright shade of purple instead.*

*As the sound and light finally came to a peak, the whole stage was trembling, threatening to crumble. The power accumulated in the eldritch mare's horn was more than enough to shatter a normal pony's.*

S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐ : "tHiS iS gOøDbyE, DiScøRd!"

*She then unleashed the Hidden Side Ray, called after the hidden side of the Moon. The strenght of this ray of energy was nothing short of impressively destructive, disintegrating everything on it's trajectory. The worst part is that it was aimed directly at the God of Chaos himself.*

Spoiler

I might have been slightly nerfing Poison Joke Shiny, until now! You can almost see the Elden Ring boss' health bar appearing on the top of your screen. 

 

Edited Tuesday at 03:03 AM by Shiny Silvermoon

[Saturn Ring (Remake)]

6 minutes ago, Shiny Silvermoon said:

 

*While the magic of @Discord was reversing the effect of poison jokes on everypony, S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐ seemed to stay the same abyssal entity stuck underneath steel and surrounded by candles and water buckets.*

*After remaining strangely quiet for a while, the otherwordly monster broke the silence with oddly slow applauses of her clawed hooves. Perhaps it was a sarcastic manner to applause but who knew what was going on in S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐'s mind? During the whole performance of @Samurai Equine Trilby, @Dah Onion Eater  Saturn and CatNap, the eldritch mare didn't blink a single time and maintained her creepy smile.*

S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐ : "NiCe øPiniOn, øNe sMaLl iSsuE..." *She spoke with her still disharmonious and unsettling voice.*

*Without warning, the giant abomination abruptly stood up on it's 4 pairs of arachnid legs, while the steel covering it's back bent and felt off it. The debris seemed as light as sheets of paper to it, when the nightmarish beast shook them off itself. Was she pretending to be restrained all along?*

S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐ : "MaGiC hAs Nø eFfEct øn mEeEeEeE!!!"

Croissanto : "We are learning so many things, today! Is there a limit to this form? I hope for the sake of Equestria." *The croissant-shaped puppet said to himself loudly. He was still laying innthe middle of the stage and miraculously nopony had stepped on him yet.*

*All of a sudden, the atmosphere shifted and the air became heavy, as if something was about to happen. S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐'s unicorn horn started to glow increasingly bright with electricity coursing around it, while a rumbling sound was also growing louder. It wasn't like a unicorn using her magic, it was something entirely different. The energy emanating wasn't icy blue, like the regular Shiny's magic, it was a bright shade of purple instead.*

*As the sound and light finally came to a peak, the whole stage was trembling, threatening to crumble. The power accumulated in the eldritch mare's horn was more than enough to shatter a normal pony's.*

S̵͕͍̾̋h̶̨̥͇̤̀i̷͙̣̩̣̳̒̽̏̚n̵͚͓͔̊y̷̧̛͉͉͎̐ : "tHiS iS gOøDbyE, DiScøRd!"

*She then unleashed the Hidden Side Ray, called after the hidden side of the Moon. The strenght of this ray of energy was nothing short of impressively destructive, disintegrating everything on it's trajectory. The worst part is that it was aimed directly at the God of Chaos himself.*

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I might have been slightly nerfing Poison Joke Shiny, until now! You can almost see the Elden Ring boss' health bar appearing on the top of your screen. 

 

"NOOOOOO!" Roared CatNap as he threw himself into the path of Poison Joke Shiny, he absorbed the blow and went flying backwards