Snatch the Cookie!

[Esteeare 41]

I Yell "42" and the heart of gold shows up, opens it's door and dumps the correct number of live bunnies and 2 dead bunnies on you, as you are covered, i grab the cookie and jump into the heart of gold, disappearing into the infinite realms of improbability

[go away seb 367]

I bring the moon down onto your head and your body becomes ash and the cookie stays intact. I snatch it and store it in my handy "carrying pouch."

 

 

My Mouth

 

[Esteeare 41]

I Rise from the ash like a phoenix, in fact i am reborn as a phoenix, i fly towards you as a massive fireball, you wet your pants and run away dropping the cookie in the process...i take it and put it in a box that cannot be teleported, melted, opened, divided by zero, teleported into or out of, or burned, it is impervious to wormholes, fourth walls, ninjas, magic, nukes, master chiefs, ponies, explosives, or any other means of opening... the box is indestructible, and impenetrable to EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING...i put the box in a safe then lock it

[DJ Cadence 58]

I Rise from the ash like a phoenix, in fact i am reborn as a phoenix, i fly towards you as a massive fireball, you wet your pants and run away dropping the cookie in the process...i take it and put it in a box that cannot be teleported, melted, opened, divided by zero, teleported into or out of, or burned, it is impervious to wormholes, fourth walls, ninjas, magic, nukes, master chiefs, ponies, explosives, or any other means of opening... the box is indestructible, and impenetrable to EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING...i put the box in a safe then lock it

 

If this was a RP you would be god modding. Since you have put in in a game its unfair! D:<

 

So that counts as a Godmod

[Esteeare 41]

never said you couldn't steal the box...and now the cookie is guaranteed to never be eaten...but yeah i guess...

 

 

 

 

 

The box is un-summoned and the cookie is placed upon a pedestal in a Indiana Jones style Temple

Edited July 14, 2012 by Esteeare

[Digit Sums 42]

I send in a series of robotic drones to try and snatch the cookie while triggering all the traps from a safe distance. The fifteenth drone rolls up the growing sand pile, grabs and secures the cookie, and destroys the metal grate at the top to make its escape.

[Esteeare 41]

as your fifteenth robot makes for the exit i trigger an EMP and pluck the cookie from your robots now inert grasp...gallop away giggling ^.^

[Shroomington 4]

I get Flim and Flam to get you to sample their new cider recipe and as you're sampling them, I snatch the cookie from your hoof and bounce away~

[Esteeare 41]

as i finish my cider you step on the trampoline trap i have set up in case of bouncing emergency...the cookie goes flying through the air and lands on a set of turntables, I start making a "MY COOKIE NAO" Mix

[Shroomington 4]

I take the cookie and place a replacement cookie in the old cookie's spot while you're not looking, then gallop to a lake, jumping into it.

Edited July 14, 2012 by Shroomington

[Esteeare 41]

As you jump into the lake i surface in my yellow submarine that is covered in sticky honey....since i surfaced directly under you your hooves are now stuck to the submarine. I take the cookie and bounce off to my secret anti-cookie thief bunker...located next to Twilights library....

[Digit Sums 42]

Funny... That's where I spend most of my time. Oh, and guess who else has an access key!

 

Twilight and I go down and change the password, locking you out. The cookie is ours!

Edited July 14, 2012 by Digit Sums

[Esteeare 41]

CURSES!!!! i bribe rainbow dash to destroy the bunker with a Tactical Friendship Nuke...the cookie is picked out from the rubble and i scamper off hugging it ^.^

[Guest]

I take the cookie. Nothing elaborate. I just waltzed right in... and took the cookie.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

The cookie was fake the whole time! The real cookie is hidden in my mane, and I am locked in a safe (with air holes) under a tree in Sweet Apple Acres, but you'll never find which tree!

[Esteeare 41]

me looks for the tree with a safe under it...finds it...reaches in an air hole and walks off with the cookie

[Digit Sums 42]

Behold - the Fraud Detector and Destroyer! It sends out gamma pulses that automatically destroy every single fake cookie within 100 miles of its deployment. Including the one that Esteeare currently possess.

 

The real cookie was located in the vicinity of Sugarcube Corner. Higher resolution tracking information reveals the cookie is in the hoof of a hungry pink pony for whom "has a sweet tooth" is the understatement of the millennium.

[Esteeare 41]

Rainbow Dash dives into a Sonic Rainboom and reaches the cookie just before this sweet toothed pony in the colour pink is able to eat it!!!!! unfortunately she miscalculated the trajectory and crashes into a Fluttershy!!! The cookie goes flying out of her hoof and lands in my saddlebag. I salute and run off like Daring Do

[Digit Sums 42]

... and right into my pitfall trap. As you start to fall, you lose your grip on the saddlebag. I catch it with my magic, extract the cookie, and drop the saddlebag into the pit after you.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Standing under the head of the older version of me (Adult Pinkie Pie, I'm a filly version of her) I daydream a cookie. It falls into my mane and I run off, screaming "MIIIIIIIINE!!!" The cookie I imagined just so happened to be the real cookie.

[Digit Sums 42]

Huh? But this is- But that's impossible! I destroyed all the fake cookies! Digit frantically looked to Filly Pinkie Pie's cookie, then back to his own, then back to Pinkie's, about seven times before jumping back in shock from the imploding cookie on his hoof. He quickly regroups and starts chasing Filly as she bounces away singing "You can't catch me, you can't catch me!"

 

I then remember that I have magic, and use it to catch Pinkie and levitate her towards me. Well, actually, I target the cookie; Pinkie's hair's grip is just so strong that she floats along with it, laughing and giggling all the way. I shake the cookie loose. As Pinkie falls to the ground, I thank her and trot away, the cookie safely enveloped in a veil of magic.

[Esteeare 41]

I whip out Vinyl's bass cannon that she lent me, *THANKS VINYL!!* and blast away the magic you have surrounding the cookie...then we engage in a magic dual, which after many hours i am able to win....exhausted i trot home and fall asleep cuddling the cookie

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

 

[Yoink]

[Digit Sums 42]

Nope, it's just me in a Princess Celestia costume. Do you like it? I made it especially for Comic-Con. It took a long time to make, let me tell you. The wings were especially hard. I had to do a lot of in-depth research on pegasus wing anatomy. And I'd just like to thank Rainbow Dash for being such a good sport with that, and for getting me that cookie from Ganaram while nopony was looking.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

I get the mini party cannon (you don't expect a filly to fire the big party cannon) and while you are distracted playing around with it, I snatch the cookie from you and hide in a huge water bottle (with no water in it, of course)