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What if you were a unicorn?


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I'd be the laziest unicorn ever. I'd sit on my behind all day and have everything just float to me whenever I needed it :)


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I would become a superhero! Crime fighting super pony at night, and oddly coloured mythical creature by day.

 

The only downside would be I probably wouldn't be able to go to school and see my friends or go outside for fear of being discovered and tested on.


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If I was a unicorn? Where do I begin...

1. Freak out

2. Try some magic (fail)

3. Finally work something out.

4. Go into hiding with someway to contact outside world

5. Tell my most trusted bronies

6. Practice until I was able to force and image of a human on me so I "look normal"

7. Use magic to rise to fame in the professioon of choice

8. Use money and power to research all forms of magic

9. After years find a spell to travel into other realities

10. Retire in ponyville after faking death on earth.

11. Find somepony special


The mind of the host will desperately try to create memories where none exist. Simple right?

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Besides using telekinesis to carry everything and teleportation to go everywhere instantly, I would be transmuting everything. Everything can be money if need be, and I could make a boulder into a house or a car. If possible I would use my powers to go to Equestria; that would be my greatest desire.


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I'd, first of all, try and see my cutie mark without a mirror, and lick my pony-elbow(????). After that, I'd find some minions. Most likely loyal bronies, should I make a spell like Rarity's gem-finding one, except to find bronies.

 

Then I'd teleport to the next BroNYCon with my army of bronies as backup to make an empire of minions. And then, I'd find a way to create giant insect wings, as I am a fan of Queen Chrysalis. Hello, alicorn!

 

After that, TEACH THE WORLD LOVE AND TOLERANCE. TROLLESTIA STYLE. :P


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The most logical thing to do would be to fight crime! And become a Unicorn superhero adored by millions!

 

That, or use my magical Unicorn powers for EVIL!

 

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TURN ALL HATERS INTO EARTH PONIES! AND THEN TURN ALL BRONIES INTO WHATEVER THEY WANT! AFTER I TURN MYSELF INTO AN ALICORN. ALICORNS OUT OF THE PICTURES EXCEPT FOR SELECT BRONIES. AND THEN TAKE THE REST OF HUMANITY AS OUT SLAVES!!!!!!!!!


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Only one thing to do: Make Twilight fall in love with me and force me to marry her!

~I love the way Storm Spark makes love to me! No one is as manly as he is~

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Twilight Sparkle is yummiest pony!!!

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Find Trixie and defeat her in the most epic magic battle of all time.

And summon a few Ursamajors while I'm at it and ride them around equestria..

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"Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?"

Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Pokey Smokes! How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty!

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uze magicks. and cry that I ain't a Pegasus.

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I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . .

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First, I would think, "When the f*ck did I grow a horn?" Then, since I was transformed and no one would know who I was, I would go and kill everyone who works at McDonald's. Then I'd go live in Alaska and... eat food.


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