Jokuc said I should post here more so new comers will see how awesome I am.

[Evilshy 5,090]

So, here I am, posting.

 

I'm pretty much completely and totally awesome, as anyone who posts with me often enough can see. Most of the big, popular users have me on their "users I admire list", and you're probably not (unless they just listed every member they've ever seen post, which is a total cop out and doesn't count), which means I'm better than you.

 

Most of what I say should not be taken seriously, but some of it should, and you'll find my writing style/voice/whatever doesn't really change to reflect this, so it's up to you to figure out when I'm being serious and when I'm not (protip: most of the time, it's a safe bet that I'm not )

 

I use a lot of emotes, especially this one:

:/

which I call "shrug face". It saddens me that it does not have a special icon on this site.

I also use a lot of parentheses and semi-colons, and I (usually) use them correctly, which also makes me awesome.

 

Also, I use the word "also" quite a lot, especially when I'm typing up a long post and don't want to come up with a legit transition into a new paragraph, because this isn't fucking high school and I'm not typing a fucking essay. I swear a fair amount.

 

Anyway, if you post alongside me, and especially if you quote me, some of my awesomeness might rub off on you, and you will become a better person. Don't worry; you (probably) won't pick up my submissive and masochistic sexual tendencies, but you may pick up my dark humor and opinions (which are more like facts in my case).

 

 

tl:dr - I'm better than 90+% of this forum, which, statistically speaking, probably includes you.

Feel free to bask in my glory.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Never have I met anyone as humble as you. Clearly you contribute nearly all that is good to this world, yet you never engage in self praise, or even demand thanks for your ceaseless devotion to general benevolence. We can all learn from you, not just from your compassion, but also your humility, and as a result, humanity will progress extensively and achieve harmony.

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

This is the 2nd most WTF thing I've read today.

[Skullbuster 1,906]

Well, you are one of the most awesome members here, so I see why jokuc wants you to brag to the new members

[Evilshy 5,090]

Never have I met anyone as humble as you. Clearly you contribute nearly all that is good to this world, yet you never engage in self praise, or even demand thanks for your ceaseless devotion to general benevolence. We can all learn from you, not just from your compassion, but also your humility, and as a result, humanity will progress extensively and achieve harmony.

 

Well, duh. What would you expect of such a fine person as me?

 

 

 

This is the 2nd most WTF thing I've read today.

 

I would like a link to the 1st XD

 

 

 

Also:

 

>post thread about getting new comers to see me for the wonder I am

>only old users I already know to be awesome read it and post

 

 

>wonders if anybody gets the reference

Edited July 13, 2012 by Evilshy

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

I would like a link to the 1st XD

 

Ughh... okay.

It was a fanfic I was linked to on tumblr... and despite its name, it wasn't Porn!

There is a bit of gore, language, non-sense, and a rap.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36598/1/Pinkie-Gets-Wet/Non-Sequitur

"What a non sequitur!" is forever ingrained into my brain though.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

He has such a sexy avatar, Evilshy.

AMIRITE?

[Evilshy 5,090]

He has such a sexy avatar, Evilshy.

AMIRITE?

(video)

 

[Rochambo 88]

"I'm pretty much completely and totally awesome"

Prone to bragging, aren't you?

[Akemi Homura 7,681]

Video Games (favorite genre would have to RPGs, but honestly, I can get into just about anything.)

 

Magic: the Gathering (best card game out there)

 

Reading (sci-fi and fantasy)

 

My favorite TV shows are MLP, Mythbusters, 24, and Monty Python's Flying Circus

 

Favorite movies are Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dr. Strangelove, Return of the Jedi, and more that I don't feel like naming

 

My favorite music genre is metal, especially progressive metal, but I also really like electronic, classic rock, some types of punk, some classical and jazz, a little pop. Hell, I'll listen to anything that doesn't annoy me.

 

Favorite food is fettuccine alfredo, hands down

 

I'm interested in women

 

> Inb4 evilshy rages

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

Ah, the tender age of 17-19, when a young man's fancy turns to forum-indulgent egotism. I remember being that young.

 

I pretended I was a supervillain and garnered quite a nominal popularity. But these days I simply conduct myself honestly and thoroughly because I think it is better to be respected rather than pandered-to.

 

Don't worry Evilshy, you'll grow out of it and laugh at yourself a little.

Edited July 13, 2012 by Blue

[Evilshy 5,090]

Video Games (favorite genre would have to RPGs, but honestly, I can get into just about anything.)

 

Magic: the Gathering (best card game out there)

 

Reading (sci-fi and fantasy)

 

My favorite TV shows are MLP, Mythbusters, 24, and Monty Python's Flying Circus

 

Favorite movies are Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Dr. Strangelove, Return of the Jedi, and more that I don't feel like naming

 

My favorite music genre is metal, especially progressive metal, but I also really like electronic, classic rock, some types of punk, some classical and jazz, a little pop. Hell, I'll listen to anything that doesn't annoy me.

 

Favorite food is fettuccine alfredo, hands down

 

I'm interested in women

 

> Inb4 evilshy rages

 

Why would I rage at my own info page...

 

 

 

Ah, the tender age of 17-19, when a young man's fancy turns to forum-indulgent egotism. I remember being that young.

 

I pretended I was a supervillain and garnered quite a nominal popularity. But these days I simply conduct myself honestly and thoroughly because I think it is better to be respected rather than pandered-to.

 

Don't worry Evilshy, you'll grow out of it and laugh at yourself a little.

 

Ahem... I am 20.

And really, I only act like this on this forum, and that;s because it's fun. I'm actually quite humble in real life (though I am by no means lacking in self esteem or confidence). And like I said, most of what I say shouldn't be taken seriously, including my bragging.

I do conduct myself in a much more serious manner when the occasion/thread calls for it.

Ah... But you're trolling me, aren't you? Yes, Blue, I see through your little plans. It'll take more than that to get me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Wishful Thinking 102]

Your holiness is one to rival Lord Smooze. Please, teach me to be as epically stupendously mythically baffling as you.

[I used to be a stranger 7,994]

And really, I only act like this on this forum, and that;s because it's fun. I'm actually quite humble in real life (though I am by no means lacking in self esteem or confidence). And like I said, most of what I say shouldn't be taken seriously, including my bragging.

I do conduct myself in a much more serious manner when the occasion/thread calls for it.

Ah... But you're trolling me, aren't you? Yes, Blue, I see through your little plans. It'll take more than that to get me! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

It is a very proud thing to call yourself humble.

[be my waifu 2,842]

You're not making a good first impression

[Jokuc 8,174]

@, lol I find it hilarious that I had not seen this thread.

[Mr. Jaguar 1,403]

Feel free to bask in my glory.

 

[XrosOver 613]

...Eeyup no doubting that. Evil is the way to live,which is why discord is so popular! The spider creeps me out though....

[Twiliscael 3,960]

Mommy, when I grow up, I wanna be Evilshy!

[Espeon 338]

Evilshy HASS the tiger

 

 

All these new members up in this thread (the lowest badge I've seen in the lounge is Parasprite, but this is my first real time here so :V) better figure out who the boss in these parts is. Look at that Unicorn badge. That matching avatar/signature pair. Might I point out that that is a GIANT FUCKING SIGNATURE? Oh yeah, he's swimming in so much cash he can give tons of it to the forum and be completely apathetic about it. Check that poem in the sig. It's better than dubs, yo. His title? Official Assassin. That's Ass to the Ass power followed by in, and it means he does what he wants, when he wants. Pic related: it's him and his tiger, which he caught himself, that gives him conditional IMMORTALITY. Oh, did I mention he's the Knight of Blood? But that doesn't mean much, because he has ALL the classes and aspects. All of them.

 

(For full effect you should know a bunch about Homestuck, which you probably don't unless you're Evilshy, because he knows EVERYTHING)

[abcdefggggg 34]

Mommy, when I grow up, I wanna be Evilshy!

 

Don't we all? Silly

[Jokuc 8,174]

@,

This topic makes me feel like a celebrity for some reason :3

[Lostwanderer 367]

And now everyone knows i'm awesome.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]