_Flitter 103 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Ohai, long time no see :3 I need your guys' help again, but this time, not for advice. ^-^ I want to destroy my current laptop. Now before you get all, "but Flitter! You're going to destroy a poor innocent creature? What did it ever do to you?" The answer is simple... it's not a poor innocent creature >:c!! This laptop is the mechanical spawn of Discord and I will be replacing it soon! I have had this laptop for nearly six (6!) years. It's held tight, yes, but sometimes I think it's only because it loves to torture me. The video card fried a LOOONGG time ago, so there are many lines throughout the bottom portion of my screen. My fan was broken upon buying it. Every so often, since purchase, my computer would BSOD when I used to webcam. It is hanging on it's left hinge because the right one is out of the socket and pulled up the cover which helps it stay in. Keys are missing and some won't un-stick no matter how often I clean the keyboard. It is slow as heck and the amount of reformatting done to this is insane. Wordpad crashes and the entire thing freezes upon closing a folder. I can never play music or else it freezes, and watching shows is a challenge. So since I will be getting a new laptop next weekend, as mother promised, I have decided to destroy this one in the most creative or insane of ways. My ideas so far consist of: Putting a leash on it and taking it for a walk, and trying to fry an egg on the battery pack since it gets so burning hot. ( considering dressing it up like a pancake in butter and syrup :3 ) This is where you guys come in! I'd love for you to help me with creative ideas. I will be making a video of this to put on YouTube and Tumblr c': I know you guys are creative geniuses, no idea is stupid also.I'm stumped. What else should I do to this demon? ^-^ < 3 I waited all my life for this moment & I'm not going to let it slip by! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null123456 759 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 SMASH IT WITH A FRYING PAN, SHOOT IT WITH A RPG, OR KICK IT'S ASS UNTIL IT DIES! Or you can just put it in water.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otter 1,942 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 I would use an axe, but that's not very creative. Uh... Go drop it off the Empire State Building. 4 how even is otter and how can it be if Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegoodhen 698 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Give it to your enemy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryGamer432 155 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 strap c4 on it, hit it with a blunt object or destroy it with your own fists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zerul 554 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 "Why, am I not royal enough for you? Don't you know who I am?" Ooh! Ooh! More guessing games! Um... Pokey Smokes! How about Queen Meanie? No! Black Snooty, Black Snooty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashbad 969 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Or do the smart thing and make use of it. > Wordpad That means you're on Windows, obviously. Fix that. Pick a small, fast, simple alternative to load up onto this thing, probably some form of Linux. Perhaps from there use it as something like a personal mini-server, which you can keep on your network and have it hold files for you (and you can ssh or ftp to use/access/pull files from remotely). Destroying it just seems like an incredibly stupid idea to me. 8 What has fanfiction has Ashbad written lately? We should totally find out by clicking this link. (Protip, turn on "Show Mature" to see more) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null123456 759 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Or do the smart thing and make use of it. > Wordpad That means you're on Windows, obviously. Fix that. Pick a small, fast, simple alternative to load up onto this thing, probably some form of Linux. Perhaps from there use it as something like a personal mini-server, which you can keep on your network and have it hold files for you (and you can ssh or ftp to use/access/pull files from remotely). Destroying it just seems like an incredibly stupid idea to me. GAH! YOUR SMARTNESS RUINED THE FUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashbad 969 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 GAH! YOUR SMARTNESS RUINED THE FUN! I'm smart because I think destroying a perfectly good piece of hardware is stupid? 6 What has fanfiction has Ashbad written lately? We should totally find out by clicking this link. (Protip, turn on "Show Mature" to see more) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
000 206 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 I suggest burning it with oil on top >:3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taco Horse 116 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Dump it in a public toliet, smash it with a rock, let the local school kids play kick the can with it, then pour gasoline on that baby and watch it burn. http://www.youtube.c...eBrony/featuredA Machine For Pigs - #6 l Abduction - #6 l Outlast - #8 l Clive Barker's Jericho - #11 https://soundcloud.com/nick_rodriguez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luckyy 31 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Give it a bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lumen 106 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Pour something flammable on it and burn it [indent=6][img]http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5259/sweetiesignature2.png[/img][/indent][indent=11][color=#800080][font='trebuchet ms']And Sombra is the best villain.[/font][/color][/indent] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viscra Maelstrom 3,718 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 put it on a lightning rod on the house and wait for a thunderstorm to come by. throw it down a cliff (if there's anysuch nearby where you live) throw it into a pool of mud sell it for overprice using extreme persuasive marketing attempt to have relations with it drown the bastard in the ocean or a lake put it on the road and let a truck run over it melt it in the stove use inhuman powers and shoryuken it or just find an alternative use for it, do a clean install of the whole thing with a simple OS, and put it to some simple usage until it finally dies by age, serving its final days as something useful. Soundcloud---------Twitter---------Tumblr---------DeviantArt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titan Rising 2,156 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Use it as shark bait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nouth 496 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Well, you probably don't want to hear how stupid idea it is, so I'll get to the part you want herd : First thing I could think of would be to tie an old nokia mobile phone to a stick, and then smash the laptop with it. It is commonly known fact that the old nokias are indestructible... 4 Splendid siggy by Chaotic Dischord, awesome avatar by Suntouched Coco!Ask me anything you want ! You'll make me happy and (most likely) get an answer !Omnia vincit Amor. When the world around you turns gray, stop, and think about rainbows.-->(> How would you describe me ? <(<-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null123456 759 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 I'm smart because I think destroying a perfectly good piece of hardware is stupid? Uh.. Yes? :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evilshy 5,090 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 (edited) I'm smart because I think destroying a perfectly good piece of hardware is stupid? Dead video card, no fan, broken screen hinges, missing and stuck keys, and a hard drive that''s probably on its last legs is perfectly good hardware? That being said, I'd open it up and salvage anything useful before I destroy it. What're the processor and RAM? Edited July 20, 2012 by Evilshy Signature now 99% less edgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Despair 114 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 You should practice throwing knifes at it. And if you're already good at that, it's even better! 3 Just another background cat. Move along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 516 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Throw it off the roof. Or you can use it as fireplace fodder. Or pour Mountain Dew (Or something equally horrible) in the vents. Above, but replace MD with slushie. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OCs: Standoff and Red Alert, the luckless mercs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedoraMemes 582 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 Instead of destroying it, disassemble it and sell the parts for money. Use the money to buy a much better laptop. Seriously, people do buy parts for computers that don't work anymore. 4 The Anime Thread: http://mlpforums.com/topic/20661-the-anime-thread/page__hl__the%20anime%20thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sararyman...man 41 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 delete system 32 3 "EVREYONE, FRIENDSHIP IS STOOPID MAGIC" -Heavy Weapons Guy xPZxGM4pmqw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegoodhen 698 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 My fan was broken upon buying it. Your fan isn't working and you're wondering that it's slow? -_- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Flitter 103 July 20, 2012 Author Share July 20, 2012 Your fan isn't working and you're wondering that it's slow? -_- Not really WONDERING xD But it WAS fine in the beginning days regardless of the broken fan Dead video card, no fan, broken screen hinges, missing and stuck keys, and a hard drive that''s probably on its last legs is perfectly good hardware? That being said, I'd open it up and salvage anything useful before I destroy it. What're the processor and RAM? Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo. aka noooopeRAM: 2038 mb xD HP Pavillion, also. Well, you probably don't want to hear how stupid idea it is, so I'll get to the part you want herd : First thing I could think of would be to tie an old nokia mobile phone to a stick, and then smash the laptop with it. It is commonly known fact that the old nokias are indestructible... Even my NEW Nokia is pretty indestructible XD 1 I waited all my life for this moment & I'm not going to let it slip by! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mindrop 412 July 20, 2012 Share July 20, 2012 (edited) Wipe the harddrive with Ubuntu. Then SLEDGE HAMMER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And have that PB&J ready for Peanut Butter and Jelly time after!!!! Edited July 20, 2012 by Mindrop 2 Tulpas: Twi, Reales, & Orson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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