Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse

[Roi 100]

-Pardon my English- Look to your left..that item is the item you will use for the Zombie Apocylpse.Now tell everpony what taht item is. Have fun >: D My item is 6 chopstick i was playing around with...

Edited July 24, 2012 by MLPSQUAD

[Nouth 495]

Yea, I'm totally not screwed by trying to survive zombie apocalipse using an old fashioned glass-decorated door :/

[Whiteshade 1,426]

a 14 inch knife

 

Just what I needed.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Deflated inflatable doll....

I SCARE ZOMBIES WITH WEIRD DOLL! XD

...Sorry about randomness... *ahem*

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTUx2HxdVgo

 

Yeah,... No.

 

All I got is an electric fan. Aside from using to shred stuff, I could use it to induce blunt-force trauma...

[Guest]

A Ten-pound dumbbell.

 

Perfect.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

A Ten-pound dumbbell.

 

Perfect.

 

Because just because you're smashing zombies doesn't mean you'll miss your workout

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

A white high heel shoe. That's actually not that bad of a weapon. The peg piece can cause some pretty bad injuries if you smack someone directly with it.

 

I've definitely never tested that out.

[Ezio Auditore 702]

An unlimited supply of weapons, food and ammunition.... convenient.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,035]

Um let's see there's a cup, My phone, a poptart, a DSI, my T.V. Remote, alarm clock, a picture, A bank with a ton of pennys in it, and a pretty old root beer bottle. So yeah all that is on my dresser to the left. So yeah...

Edited July 24, 2012 by emanoN

[Bohtty 1,775]

I get a desk chair to fight the zombies with. Could be worse. You could have said "the right" in which case I would have the privilege of using a giant couch to defend myself.

[Roi 100]

Only 1 my child Ninja'd

Edited July 24, 2012 by MLPSQUAD

[Pinkie D Pie 1,035]

Fine then i'll take the root beer bootle, who knows it might still taste good, oh and then i'll just punch them... Yeah...

[Starshine 16,330]

...a water jug

 

a huge one

 

 

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SOME WATERY DEATH, ZOMBIES!

[MrL0LZ 866]

I have a cup with a coke can in it. SUPER COKE RUNNING POWERS ACTIVATE.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

A rice bowl. Because crowbars are overrated, porcelain FTW

[Wisebox 49]

A can of beer. I'll party with them.

[Digit Sums 42]

A math book. Umm... I can bore them back to death?

[Wishful Thinking 102]

My headphones.

 

So I can listen to d.notive while I eat brains..?

[LowfatEnvelope 335]

I got a pillow ._. They shall be comforted to death!

Edited July 24, 2012 by LowfatEnvelope

[Tol'Satha 163]

Some 30-ish empty red bull cans (been collecting these for some time now). Not quite sure how they would help :/

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

A toy cow, two pillows, and a small group of stuffed animals.

I'm TOTALLY not screwed.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

I have... Wait... *looks to left and sees nothing* DAMNIT! I HAD AN AUTHENTIC SAMURAI SWORD TO MY RIGHT!

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

 

A revolver chambered in .45 Long Colt.

[Quill The Pony. 175]

A dog kennel. A large one at that.