music Troll Plagues song

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

OK this was made as a joke regarding votes in the 500 members contest.

It's not serious, I have no hacking skills nor would I attack the forums I love so much so don't think this is a threat. Purely for fun and is not meant to seriously influence voting either.

Since you refuse to vote for LaRPy

All through the pony forums

 

I send the parasprites and trolls

into your threads, into your posts

into your chat, unto your mods

into your art, into your work

 

upon your members, upon your memes

upon your host and in your servers

Into your sleep, into your dreams

unto you break, until you yield

I send the storm, I send the trolls

Thus said the LaRP!

 

Once I was a member, once I thought the chance to make a post was all I ever wanted

I said the hackers from the sky, I send the the proxies raining down!

and even now I wish the mods had chose another,

serving as a troll on their behalf is the last thing that I wanted

 

I send the hail of flaming trolls on every post and every thread

This was my home, all this spam and devastation how it tortures me inside

all the innocent who suffered 'cause you vote for Fluttershy!

 

I send the spammers on the wind, such as the world has never seen

on every post on every thread

until there's nothing worth the read!

 

I send my herd, I send my trolls

Thus said the LaRP!

 

You who I called brother, why must you call down another troll?

 

I send my herd, I send my trolls

Go ahead and vote!

Thus said the LaRP!

Thus said the LaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRP!

 

You who was a member, how could you have come to be a troll?

Is this what you wanted?

 

I send the spam, I send the alts!

 

Then let my heart be hardened

and never mind how far the haters go

this will still be so

I will never give. you. LaRp. my vote!

 

Thus said the LaRP

Thus said the LaRP!

 

I will not give.

give. the. LaRP.

my vote!

your vote!

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Haha, that was fun to read ^.^

 

 

And the songs a good wake up call to.

 

Edit: *After read through 3* Wait, what does the A in LaRP stand for?

Edited December 28, 2011 by RedvsYellow327

[pondus30 152]

Nice! that was awesome!

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Edit: *After read through 3* Wait, what does the A in LaRP stand for?

 

Nothing, some ponies just call me that and I felt it sounded better in the lyrics if it was a one syllable name as opposed to my 3 letter initials

 

Haha, that was fun to read ^.^

And the songs a good wake up call to.

 

Nice! that was awesome!

 

I'm glad you two enjoyed it xD

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Your acronym actually makes me think of lirpa. That's how I'm gonna call you from now on.

And before anyone brings in the Trek hate, let me ask if you've READ THE BOOKS at all.

 

Anyway, epic song. I sure hope it never comes true.

 

Live long and prosper. //_

Edited January 3, 2012 by Feather Spiral