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Scenario: You walk in on your friend clopping. What do you do?


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I got bored so I figured I'd start a thread. So, here's your scenario: You walk in on one of your friends clopping. This friend has previously made fun of the fact that your a brony and that you like a "little girl's show". How do you respond?

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I think the fact that he's "clopping" is irrelevant. "Why the hell is he masturbating here at all?" would come to mind first.

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I would walk out instantly and try my best to erase that awful image in my head :( But later I would realize that he was watching ponies, so I would try to start conversations about mlp (but not about his clopping...)


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....

 

My exact reaction, no lie, would be:

 

"Why the hell are you fapping in my room?"

 

The mental images... God no.

 

Brain bleach is defiantly needed in this scenario :S

 

 

I really have no idea what I would do, probably be like Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....


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Like a good neighbor, help him!

 

 

 

On another note, you made a thread for the hell of it... so you made it about masturbation? :wacko: I'll be surprised if the mods let it stand.

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I wouldn't mind about the clopping, though, I would tease him on the fact that he watches the show. Sure, it would be a little weird seeing him clop though.

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"Uh... this isn't what it looks like..."

"YAY! MY FRIEND IS A BRONY! THIS IS SOOOOO AWESOME!"

"This is not really what I expected your reaction to be..."

"Love and tolerate, bro. Love and tolerate."

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"Why can't you lock doors, man?! ;-;"

Then, I'd let him... go about his business... And ask him about it later.

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Dude, scoot over!

 

There are waaay too many things that I could say, I'm too random....

"What the everloving fuck are you doing?"

"Why in God's name are you in MY room?"

"My sister's room is across the hall."

"Your grandma in a thong bending over."

"Da fuck?"

"Nope"

"Imma go gouge my eyes out now, brb."

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"Uh... this isn't what it looks like..."

"YAY! MY FRIEND IS A BRONY! THIS IS SOOOOO AWESOME!"

"This is not really what I expected your reaction to be..."

"Love and tolerate, bro. Love and tolerate."

 

^ Yep.

Other than that I'd probably be weirded out by the fact I just walked in on my friend taking a quick wank.


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"Why can't you lock doors, man?! ;-;"

 

Lock-blocked!

 

I wouldn't mind about the clopping, though, I would tease him on the fact that he watches the show. Sure, it would be a little weird seeing him clop though.

 

> a little weird

 

You must be very used to your friends doing interesting things in your room involving a computer.

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Like a good neighbor, help him!

 

 

 

On another note, you made a thread for the hell of it... so you made it about masturbation? :wacko:

 

Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

With brain bleach!

*poof*

There it is! XD

 

Anyways, since me and my best friend are both girls....it is nice we are not opposite gender, but I would still need brain bleach. Also, no one made fun of me yet. She is actually a pegasister. I feel so lucky, realizing that. Especially how I always used to be teased. A lot.

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mine would be We Should help each other out dude i mean your bored and im bored lets just help each other man...i got lotion! Get the hell out of my room you sick pig


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well

1- i have the decency to knock first i wont exactly barging in.

2- i think my friend would put a tie on the door or at least have it closed .

3- i lived with a gay couple so iv walked in on so stuff i wont ever mention again.

4- i wouldn't care for reasons mentioned on other threads

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Oh... sorry, i didn't wanted to... sorry... i just came here to pick my 3DS... 'kay... keep up the good work there(?)... see ya later...

I would find it veeery awkward. And then i would be more cautious when i clop.

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I'd probably leave the room and close the door immediately. Excuse me, but can you clop some other time? And please do wash your hands.

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Lock-blocked!

 

 

 

> a little weird

 

You must be very used to your friends doing interesting things in your room involving a computer.

 

um...The OP never said anything about my room...It could be his house. After all we are talking about my friend. :/

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