B.S. Frienship Reports

[Coolius rpi 117]

MLP teaches us some important lessons. Its not the whole 'sonic says' fare, though. They never tell us to eat our vegetables or anything (although in one episode they did tell us to read, but whatever.)

 

Im beginning to think some of the lessons they teach us in these 'friendship reports' are kinda bullshit, though.

 

Like in hurricane Fluttershy, I don't think that one pony can really make a difference. that just my opinion, though.

 

Also, In owls well that ends well, I dont think that 'there is plenty of love for all friends.'

In the show stoppers, there isnt even a moral! I think that is waayyy uncool.

 

In stare master I don't believe in the message either. biting off more than you can chew is what makes people strong!

 

In the cutie mark chronicles, they say that, Everypony everywhere has a special magical connection with her friends, maybe even before she's met them.I think that is just utter bullshit. Theres no way that fate can determine what your friends are, even before you've met them. there is no such things as fate anyway.

 

I know I'm going to be whipped for this next one, but here goes. In the best night ever, they say that:Friends have a way of making even the worst of times into something pretty great. Ive been through a lot of bad times, and friends have NEVER made it something pretty great. A dog bit off a chunk of my heel once, and my friends did NOT make it fun. When my cat died, my friends didn't turn his funeral into a party. When I used to self-harm, my friends DIDN'T make the blood taste like sunkist.

 

In super speedy cider squeezy, applejack dosent learn anything, and she writes a letter about it to the princess! Its almost like shes sending a giant f you to the princess, and that is most uncool. Also, since nopony had learned anything about friendship that week, shouldn't twilight sparkle be banished, put in a dungeon, or banished and then put in a dungeon in the place that she banishes her to? just my thoughts.

 

Lastly, in dragon quest, spike believes that he 'belongs in ponyville with his pony friends.' I dont think the ponies are his 'friends.' Theyre always mean to him and they use him. I think he belongs with his dragon friends. his dragon friends can at least teach him to be tough, and be the dragon he was always meant to be.

 

So, what are you thoughts on stupid, bullshit friendship reports?

[Bohtty 1,775]

WHAT!? Bad morals! Oh gosh, you look like someone with a bunch of life experience. Obviously more life experience than a room full of adult writers and the millions of people who said it is a good life lesson in the past! Hold the presses, this is front page news for sure! Please tell us more about your revolutionary realization.

 

The lesson in Hurricane Fluttershy is perfectly valid. What would happen if everyone believed they could make a difference?

 

So it's "waayyy uncool" for there to be no life lesson in the Show Stoppers, but it's perfectly cool and valid to not "love" all of your friends? huh ok.

 

Stare Master is one of the most valid life lesson in the show. You probably just haven't bitten off more then you can chew before. Just because it may make you "stronger" doesn't mean you should do it. Theres consiquences to bitting off more then you can chew that you probably didn't even think of.

 

On the contrary, fate most certainly does exist. It was your fate to make this post.

 

You need to re-evaluate your friends and what you qualify a friend as. Friends are suppose to comfort you when your upset. If they didn't do that then they aren't your friends. If they did then ask yourself. Would it have been worse if they didn't comfort you?

 

Now your over analyzing this. It's a fucking girl's show for christ's sake. I don't think being consistant is on the top of their list of priorities when 99% of their target audience wouldn't even notice.

 

I'm not even going to address your last episode analysis. You have it completely backward.

 

To me it sounds like your too young to even be making these kinds of firm decisions, or at least voicing them. These life lessons have been around in some form or another for probably thousands of years. Do you think you would be the first to find these problems if they were actually problems?

Edited August 17, 2012 by Bohtty

[OptimisticNeighsayer 478]

The lessons learned are not exclusively dependent on the circumstances or details that caused the ponies to learn the lessons. They are simply abstractions from the life the ponies live. They are not necessarily "correct" in all circumstances, but it at least helps them clarify how they can get along with others. That you find them "bullshit" because you might find qualifications in them does not mean they can't be held up as an ideal.

[My little pwny 1,392]

Sometimes I think they try to sneak a moral past us when the storyline isn't that "moral" oriented. It also gets me thinking, what is their creative process like? Is it different with every writer? Does the episode's story revolve around the moral, or the other way around? I bet if you really break it down writer by writer, you can find a pattern in their storytelling, as well as the "B.S. morals".

[Starswirl the Trixie 975]

Remember: The friendship reports are not necessarily the morals of the episodes, they're just what Twilight THINKS the moral of the show's events are. Take Winter Wrap Up as an example. Twilight's letter included the sentence:

"It helped me to learn we all have hidden talents, and if we're patient and diligent, we're sure to find them, and as always, with good friendship and teamwork, ponies can accomplish anything."

 

But looking at how the episode concluded and how the central conflict was resolved, most adults would come to the conclusion that the moral was something along the lines of "A well organized bureaucracy can make up for production inefficiencies (AKA good leadership is important)." What I love about MLP is that the truth may be far from what the main characters believe.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

On the contrary, fate most certainly does exist. It was your fate to make this post.

Well, you can't justify something's existance just by saying something happened because of it, with no evidence to prove that. There's no predetermined path for anything, most things happen completely by chance.

But again, you can't prove that either, lel. We can never really know the right answer :/

Also, I agree with you on a lot of things, OP. But with the

Lastly, in dragon quest, spike believes that he 'belongs in ponyville with his pony friends.' I dont think the ponies are his 'friends.' Theyre always mean to him and they use him. I think he belongs with his dragon friends. his dragon friends can at least teach him to be tough, and be the dragon he was always meant to be.

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Their relationship isn't completely one sided. I mean, he IS Twilight's assistant/helper guy, so it's his job to help her and her friends out with stuff. And Spike has had tons of fun times with the ponies.

 

Also, you contradicted yourself, lol. You said there is no fate, yet then went on to say that Spike is meant to be a real dragon, which would mean that Spike has a certain thing he's supposed to be in life, aka his fate.

 

 

[Twiliscael 3,960]

The letters aren't meant to be perfect... it's a young pony's views on friendship, not neccesarily the moral of the whole episode. Sometimes they go hand in hand, other times they don't. It depends on the episode.

[Teh Boi 113]

MFW you take a child's show seriously.

It's that, a TV show of pastel ponies for little girls. Of course the teachings have a bit of magic added to them. (And I do believe there's a connection with friends that goes beyond [more of a mystical brotherhood or some shit])

[Coolius rpi 117]

WHAT!? Bad morals! Oh gosh, you look like someone with a bunch of life experience. Obviously more life experience than a room full of adult writers and the millions of people who said it is a good life lesson in the past! Hold the presses, this is front page news for sure! Please tell us more about your revolutionary realization.

 

The lesson in Hurricane Fluttershy is perfectly valid. What would happen if everyone believed they could make a difference?

 

So it's "waayyy uncool" for there to be no life lesson in the Show Stoppers, but it's perfectly cool and valid to not "love" all of your friends? huh ok.

 

Stare Master is one of the most valid life lesson in the show. You probably just haven't bitten off more then you can chew before. Just because it may make you "stronger" doesn't mean you should do it. Theres consiquences to bitting off more then you can chew that you probably didn't even think of.

 

On the contrary, fate most certainly does exist. It was your fate to make this post.

 

You need to re-evaluate your friends and what you qualify a friend as. Friends are suppose to comfort you when your upset. If they didn't do that then they aren't your friends. If they did then ask yourself. Would it have been worse if they didn't comfort you?

 

Now your over analyzing this. It's a fucking girl's show for christ's sake. I don't think being consistant is on the top of their list of priorities when 99% of their target audience wouldn't even notice.

 

I'm not even going to address your last episode analysis. You have it completely backward.

 

To me it sounds like your too young to even be making these kinds of firm decisions, or at least voicing them. These life lessons have been around in some form or another for probably thousands of years. Do you think you would be the first to find these problems if they were actually problems?

 

okay, next time someone who believes in fate tries to give you advice, go ahead and ignore them. Also, Im not saying that ive had a lot of life experience, Im just saying that these are my observations. I dont need your sarcasm.

[Dusty Soul 2,612]

Well I'm sorry, but I think your over-analyzing. I think some of the lessons are pointless, but who knows, maybe someone else benefited from those. There has to be one lesson that benefited you. (I'm sorry if this sounds mean, it wasn't meant to be)

[Coolius rpi 117]

The lessons learned are not exclusively dependent on the circumstances or details that caused the ponies to learn the lessons. They are simply abstractions from the life the ponies live. They are not necessarily "correct" in all circumstances, but it at least helps them clarify how they can get along with others. That you find them "bullshit" because you might find qualifications in them does not mean they can't be held up as an ideal.

 

I cant even read what you wrote. 'That you find them "bullshit" because you might find qualifications in them does not mean they can't be held up as an ideal.' What does that mean?

 

To me it sounds like your too young to even be making these kinds of firm decisions, or at least voicing them. These life lessons have been around in some form or another for probably thousands of years. Do you think you would be the first to find these problems if they were actually problems?

 

Not most of them. Most of them are just bullshit stories made up by the writers. If these lessons arent important, then why did you write a fucken essay about why im wrong?

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

 

 

Like in hurricane Fluttershy, I don't think that one pony can really make a difference. that just my opinion, though.

 

 

 

I think the point was that no matter how small a contribution is to something it matters such as donating or Charity.

[Cherry Blossom 864]

Dear Princess Celestia

 

 

I've learned that I shouldn't have taken Spike's belongings without his permission. When being friends you shouldn't steal, but when you need something from a friend, all I had to do was ask. I will never take things from anypony without their permission. I've also been wondering why you haven't replied to my letter about where you got Spike while he was still in his dragon egg for the entrance exam. So could you please reply on where or how you got Spike's baby dragon egg, because I'm starting to think that you took him away from his parents without their permission.

 

Sincerely your best student, Twilight Sparkle.

 

Yeah... They are a bit weird if you try to make a friendship report yourself...

Edited August 17, 2012 by Octavinyl

[FoxyCryptid 4,330]

I think the point was that no matter how small a contribution is to something it matters such as donating or Charity.

 

You have to think of it this way, if everyone just though "I can't make a difference as one person" and never tried then change would never happen. Think if someone like Martin Luther King just gave up because he though one person couldn't make a difference.

[Arcanel 3,041]

MLP teaches us some important lessons. Its not the whole 'sonic says' fare, though. They never tell us to eat our vegetables or anything (although in one episode they did tell us to read, but whatever.)

 

Im beginning to think some of the lessons they teach us in these 'friendship reports' are kinda bullshit, though.

 

Like in hurricane Fluttershy, I don't think that one pony can really make a difference. that just my opinion, though.

 

Also, In owls well that ends well, I dont think that 'there is plenty of love for all friends.'

In the show stoppers, there isnt even a moral! I think that is waayyy uncool.

 

In stare master I don't believe in the message either. biting off more than you can chew is what makes people strong!

 

In the cutie mark chronicles, they say that, Everypony everywhere has a special magical connection with her friends, maybe even before she's met them.I think that is just utter bullshit. Theres no way that fate can determine what your friends are, even before you've met them. there is no such things as fate anyway.

 

I know I'm going to be whipped for this next one, but here goes. In the best night ever, they say that:Friends have a way of making even the worst of times into something pretty great. Ive been through a lot of bad times, and friends have NEVER made it something pretty great. A dog bit off a chunk of my heel once, and my friends did NOT make it fun. When my cat died, my friends didn't turn his funeral into a party. When I used to self-harm, my friends DIDN'T make the blood taste like sunkist.

 

In super speedy cider squeezy, applejack dosent learn anything, and she writes a letter about it to the princess! Its almost like shes sending a giant f you to the princess, and that is most uncool. Also, since nopony had learned anything about friendship that week, shouldn't twilight sparkle be banished, put in a dungeon, or banished and then put in a dungeon in the place that she banishes her to? just my thoughts.

 

Lastly, in dragon quest, spike believes that he 'belongs in ponyville with his pony friends.' I dont think the ponies are his 'friends.' Theyre always mean to him and they use him. I think he belongs with his dragon friends. his dragon friends can at least teach him to be tough, and be the dragon he was always meant to be.

 

So, what are you thoughts on stupid, bullshit friendship reports?

 

Forgive me if I sound mean, but here goes on my thoughts about what you said, even though it's probably have been addressed

 

Sometimes, it's true, a pony CAN'T make a difference. But it's also a matter of what is going on. Suppose everyone thought the same thing. My guess, the sheer mentality would increased everyone's speed tenfold, and so the record would have been broken to dust. Sometimes it takes a group to make a difference. Sometimes it's just one. But to have the mentality of thinking you can make the difference, is the important thing.

 

Owls Well Than Ends Well is a chapter that focus on jealousy as much as realizing that the people you care about CAN have space for someone else. The idea is to not go paranoid from it. That' the main thing. Your friends are thhe ones you hold your love the most for, along with your parents. Why WOULDN'T you try to share all the love you had as equal as you could?

 

The Show Stoppers chapter was more of an introduction to what the CMC could do to get their cutie marks. The reason there isn't a report could easily be because of how heavily implied it is. With patience and time, you can achieve what you need, or rather, get what you need. Of course, try telling that to three little fillies impatient to leave their "blank flank" and who won't ever give up. And besides, Twilight barely appeared in the chapter! Since the establishment of OTHER ponies doing a report came later on, I'm not surprised there wasn't a report.

 

The biting off more than you can chew is meant to make us learn MODERATION. That means, to pace ourselves before taking the big jump. Fluttershy SHOULD have known that taking care of the CMC was absolutely difficult, if Rarity's status afterwards doing that herself was any idea of it. Doing things that are difficult to us makes us stronger, but the idea is to do it slowly so we take as little risk as possible. Sometimes you take the leap of faith...after having prepared, or because you have no choice. You don't see weightlifters going from 100 kilos to 200 just like that, do you? No, they carefully prepare so that they don't do something stupid that might end their body and career.

 

Well on this chapter, that's a belief thing rather than making something wrong. The world is supposed to be fantastical after all, not exactly in the reign of reality you know? Besides, like Starswirl the Trixied said, this focus on what Twilight thinks in the moment. Plus that with the fact it's a magical world, I think a believer of fate would be quite common.

 

Don't pass your life onto a lesson to justify what you said. That's unfair to the lesson itself. Besides, do you think that will ALWAYS happen? No! Ouur world and lives aren't that of Equestria or the show. Sometimes, not even your friends can make you smile again, but they will try! The ones you call your friends are the ones that should be able to do that. Even if they can't, at least try. Sometimes we ourselves don't let our friends help. And I've been on THAT situation. I may not have self-harmed myself, but the only pet I had died as well, and my grandfather died when I was 4 years old, and I had appendicitis. In the first two, I was sad. Very sad. But I tried to move on, even though sometimes I told the ones who tried to comfort me to leave me alone. And in the third, I was scared, but it ended well. I still gety sad when I think of my pet parrot or my grandfather, but I try to make the best of it, and in appendicitis, I laugh because of how horrible the hospital's soup was. If your friends aren't trying to help, then they are not your friends. If however they are trying, try to not dismiss then, and if you do, don't kicck yourself. Not always everything will happen like you want to. But it's unfair to the lesson and even the show itself that you call them bullshit because your life hasn't gone the way it culd been according to the show.

 

Applejack sent her recent encounter with the Flim Flam Brothers and admitted that she let the pride of the family go over to their selves. That in itself, was a lesson for her own. That she doesn't put it explicitly doesn't mean she might not have learned anything (after all, let's remember, Applejack is one stubborn mare).

 

Why shouldn't Spike believe so? He grew up with Twilight, a pony, has ALWAYS lived among ponies, and if anything, they have treated him better than the dragons did. He still believes in the morals he was taught, and will not go out of his way to just get ri of them like nothing. Besides, I'm pretty sure someone cares about you when the dare to go into dragon territory to rescue you, even though you are CLEARLY at a disadvantage, don't you think?

 

Sometimes, the lessons only make sense to the characters, rather than us. But honestly, analyzing them too much instead of enjoying the show seems a bit too farfetched. Don't you think it's best to leave it alone?

[Bohtty 1,775]

Not most of them. Most of them are just bullshit stories made up by the writers. If these lessons arent important, then why did you write a fucken essay about why im wrong?

 

When did I ever say the lessons weren't important lol? In fact I remember calling one of the lessons very important.

[Coolius rpi 117]

WHAT!? Bad morals! Oh gosh, you look like someone with a bunch of life experience. Obviously more life experience than a room full of adult writers and the millions of people who said it is a good life lesson in the past! Hold the presses, this is front page news for sure! Please tell us more about your revolutionary realization.

 

The lesson in Hurricane Fluttershy is perfectly valid. What would happen if everyone believed they could make a difference?

 

So it's "waayyy uncool" for there to be no life lesson in the Show Stoppers, but it's perfectly cool and valid to not "love" all of your friends? huh ok.

 

Stare Master is one of the most valid life lesson in the show. You probably just haven't bitten off more then you can chew before. Just because it may make you "stronger" doesn't mean you should do it. Theres consiquences to bitting off more then you can chew that you probably didn't even think of.

 

On the contrary, fate most certainly does exist. It was your fate to make this post.

 

You need to re-evaluate your friends and what you qualify a friend as. Friends are suppose to comfort you when your upset. If they didn't do that then they aren't your friends. If they did then ask yourself. Would it have been worse if they didn't comfort you?

 

Now your over analyzing this. It's a fucking girl's show for christ's sake. I don't think being consistant is on the top of their list of priorities when 99% of their target audience wouldn't even notice.

 

I'm not even going to address your last episode analysis. You have it completely backward.

 

To me it sounds like your too young to even be making these kinds of firm decisions, or at least voicing them. These life lessons have been around in some form or another for probably thousands of years. Do you think you would be the first to find these problems if they were actually problems?

 

Alright, listen here mister, I think you have my post all wrong.

 

I never said that it was perfectly cool and valid to not love all of yuour friends, I just said that there is never enough love to go around. You think that there is? Try asking holocaust survivors if there is 'plenty of love.'

try asking women in the middle east that are stoned to death because they cheated on their hubbies if there is plenty of love.' The youll see what I mean.

 

Obviously youve never heard of the saying 'what does not kill me only strengthens me.' biting off more than you can chew can make you stronger. I never said it wa sa good thing, though. You need to learn to read.

 

Fate doesnt exist, are you kidding me? fate is a million year old idea that was created when people used to believe that executing a virgin would appease the harvest gods.

 

I can hardly even read the part when you spoke about friends. Does the word 'grammar' mean anything to you? Just because friends comfort you when your upset, that dosent mean that they can make a situation 'pretty awesome.' Your life is still shit, but friends are there.

 

By saying that your not going to address my last episode analysis, you're wrong because you just did when you said it was backward.

 

I think someone would like it if I critically analysed the show, even though i am young. It shows im willing to think, no? I cant belive someone like you would tell me not to think.

 

I think this show has bullshitted you enough to get you to beleive half the things they say. If you think im overanalysing this, then why are YOU being so passionate about my 'stupid uninformed post?'

[CapnKrunk 307]

Well morals can be bad, or can be good morals depending on how you look at the side of things,and morals.

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

Oh My God. I never thought of it that way. You have opened my eyes @.

I hope that everyone can learn from your experiences. Everyone should just learn that friends are a horrible thing to have.

[Coolius rpi 117]

Oh My God. I never thought of it that way. You have opened my eyes @.

I hope that everyone can learn from your experiences. Everyone should just learn that friends are a horrible thing to have.

 

No, thats not it at all. im just saying that friends are overrated. Many of the morlas in the show are wrong, not bad.

 

Sometimes, the lessons only make sense to the characters, rather than us. But honestly, analyzing them too much instead of enjoying the show seems a bit too farfetched. Don't you think it's best to leave it alone?

 

Thats really ironic, that you siad that its best to leave them alone, seeing as you just wrote a fucking novel about my post.

 

Also, Im not saying that the friendship reports are 'bad.' Im just saying that they are wrong.

 

WHAT!? Bad morals! Oh gosh, you look like someone with a bunch of life experience. Obviously more life experience than a room full of adult writers and the millions of people who said it is a good life lesson in the past! Hold the presses, this is front page news for sure! Please tell us more about your revolutionary realization.

 

The lesson in Hurricane Fluttershy is perfectly valid. What would happen if everyone believed they could make a difference?

 

So it's "waayyy uncool" for there to be no life lesson in the Show Stoppers, but it's perfectly cool and valid to not "love" all of your friends? huh ok.

 

Stare Master is one of the most valid life lesson in the show. You probably just haven't bitten off more then you can chew before. Just because it may make you "stronger" doesn't mean you should do it. Theres consiquences to bitting off more then you can chew that you probably didn't even think of.

 

On the contrary, fate most certainly does exist. It was your fate to make this post.

 

You need to re-evaluate your friends and what you qualify a friend as. Friends are suppose to comfort you when your upset. If they didn't do that then they aren't your friends. If they did then ask yourself. Would it have been worse if they didn't comfort you?

 

Now your over analyzing this. It's a fucking girl's show for christ's sake. I don't think being consistant is on the top of their list of priorities when 99% of their target audience wouldn't even notice.

 

I'm not even going to address your last episode analysis. You have it completely backward.

 

To me it sounds like your too young to even be making these kinds of firm decisions, or at least voicing them. These life lessons have been around in some form or another for probably thousands of years. Do you think you would be the first to find these problems if they were actually problems?

 

Wow, that was really nice and understanding. I dont think YOU get whwere im coming from. I dont pretend that I know everything, so why dont you quit with the accusations?

 

Why does everyone keep attacking me like this?! Make it stop, make it stop... I gotta go. You win, assholes, you win!

[Some_random_guy 1,857]

No, thats not it at all. im just saying that friends are overrated. Many of the morlas in the show are wrong, not bad.

 

 

 

Thats really ironic, that you siad that its best to leave them alone, seeing as you just wrote a fucking novel about my post.

 

Also, Im not saying that the friendship reports are 'bad.' Im just saying that they are wrong.

 

Well Friends can't help you out at ALL. I mean they just suck ass. They all try to "help" but it does no good. I'm tired of a girls show trying to indoctrinate our youth to believe in this "Friendship" and "Confidence" thing. We should get rid of this show once and for all.

[Gears of Halo Duty V 394]

One person can make a difference.

 

There is plenty of love for everyone.

 

Show Stoppers was about trying and experimenting to find something you're good at, and realizing what you're not good at.

 

Stare Masters was about being reasonable and responsible with yourself. There is a distinct difference between pushing yourself and doing more than you can handle.

 

There is as much proof that fate exists between friends as there is that it doesn't. Some friends come and go, others have a more prominent role in your life. Also, they mostly said that it's possible (not definite) that friends have a connection before they even met.

 

It's not what you do, but who you do it with. Actually it sounds more like a personal issue, as friends have made my (and many others) life very fun and enjoyable.

 

Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 I think was more of as a joke; after some 40 reports, it was nice to have a break in there. And sometimes one can be right the whole time, even from the beginning. If you didn't laugh at the end of the episode, it flew right over your head.

 

For Spike, the very end of the episode clearly stated that what you are and who you are are not one in the same. Why should he stay with the dragons if he doesn't want to? To become meaner, stronger and tougher? To be "a dragon"?

 

Friends overrated? That, and this whole post most definitely is a personal thing.

[Coolius rpi 117]

Well Friends can't help you out at ALL. I mean they just suck ass. They all try to "help" but it does no good. I'm tired of a girls show trying to indoctrinate our youth to believe in this "Friendship" and "Confidence" thing. We should get rid of this show once and for all.

 

thats kind of what im saying. you cant trust human beings. friendship kind of a lie, and this show really does stroke you a lot. Finally someone who listens to reason and h=gets what im saying! There are many more unreasonable people in this world than you think. Ive come to expect it.

 

Anyway, thanks for speaking some sense.

[Bohtty 1,775]

I never said that it was perfectly cool and valid to not love all of yuour friends, I just said that there is never enough love to go around. You think that there is? Try asking holocaust survivors if there is 'plenty of love.'

try asking women in the middle east that are stoned to death because they cheated on their hubbies if there is plenty of love.' The youll see what I mean.

 

Where the Germans their friends? Were the people in the middle east being stoned to death by their friends? Whats that? No? oh yeah thats right.

 

Obviously youve never heard of the saying 'what does not kill me only strengthens me.' biting off more than you can chew can make you stronger. I never said it wa sa good thing, though. You need to learn to read.

 

 

You were describing lessons that you thought were "bull shit". I'm not a mind ready. I can't tell if you agree with something if you don't tell me. This isn't a person to person argument, your on the internet now. Also that's pretty much like defending Hitler and the holocaust, but saying "Oh yah, but I never said it was a good thing."

Learn you write.

 

protip: I mentioned your comment about it making you stronger, therefore I read it all.

 

lol What ever doesn't kill me only makes me stronger. I bet you still believe that gum stays in your stomach forever when you swallow it or that if you make a funny face for too long it'll stay like that.

 

Fate doesnt exist, are you kidding me? fate is a million year old idea that was created when people used to believe that executing a virgin would appease the harvest gods.

 

Drop this argument. You can't prove it and your just making it easier for me.

People write whole papers on the accomplishments of those people. The same people that sacrificed virgins. Some of their ideas are still very valid and were very revolutionary during that time.

 

I can hardly even read the part when you spoke about friends. Does the word 'grammar' mean anything to you? Just because friends comfort you when your upset, that dosent mean that they can make a situation 'pretty awesome.' Your life is still shit, but friends are there.

 

I'm sorry, I thought you were smart enough to extrapolate the idea they provided. Obviously they don't make everything pretty awesome, but they make it better. You'd have to be a moron to think they make everything always pretty awesome.

 

 

By saying that your not going to address my last episode analysis, you're wrong because you just did when you said it was backward.

 

Cool? You should become a detective.

 

 

I thought someone would like it if I critically analyzed the show, even though I am young. It shows im willing to think, no? I can't believe someone like you would tell me not to think.

 

A) Don't ever bring up grammer with me. You. will. lose. I promise.

I liked it. It game me quite the amount of entertainment. I also never said you shouldn't think. Don't put words into my mouth.

 

 

thats kind of what im saying. you cant trust human beings. friendship kind of a lie, and this show really does stroke you a lot. Finally someone who listens to reason and h=gets what im saying! There are many more unreasonable people in this world than you think. Ive come to expect it.

 

Anyway, thanks for speaking some sense.

 

I think he was being sarcastic. Edited August 17, 2012 by Bohtty

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No, thats not it at all. im just saying that friends are overrated. Many of the morlas in the show are wrong, not bad.

 

 

 

Thats really ironic, that you siad that its best to leave them alone, seeing as you just wrote a fucking novel about my post.

 

Also, Im not saying that the friendship reports are 'bad.' Im just saying that they are wrong.

 

 

 

Wow, that was really nice and understanding. I dont think YOU get whwere im coming from. I dont pretend that I know everything, so why dont you quit with the accusations?

 

Hey, I wrote a novel because I wanted to answer you with my thoughts. I never actually think of this whenever outside. I so happen to be an overanalyzer (sadly), but when cartoons or whatever, that mode's off. I don't want my head to mess up that. I could probably try to think a LOT of stuff, but I choose not to. So why did I write a novel? Because you wanted my opinion, and my opinion is what you have, overanalyzing or not. I'm not saying to not analyze it, but don't go too far. It ruins the magic of the cartoon you know?

 

And sorry, my bad. I didn't mean to say you thought they were bad. But you do think ithey are wrong...why? They're not wrong inside the show, and not all of them can be totally applied to real life, so why are their wrong? I told what I think, and if you accept it, fine, but it still your belief that counts. And we're not attacking you. But...you do somewhat sound a bit offensive to the show, hence why we defend it. But seriously, I speak to the other reviewers who used sarcasm, come on guys, give Fanayvea a break! For Celestia's sake he's expressing his opinion. It may not exactly appeal to some of us, but that doesn't mean we should use sarcasm to respond! At the most least, if you respond, do it with good reasons, and be nice. For us, for him, for eveypony .