MLP teaches us some important lessons. Its not the whole 'sonic says' fare, though. They never tell us to eat our vegetables or anything (although in one episode they did tell us to read, but whatever.)
Im beginning to think some of the lessons they teach us in these 'friendship reports' are kinda bullshit, though.
Like in hurricane Fluttershy, I don't think that one pony can really make a difference. that just my opinion, though.
Also, In owls well that ends well, I dont think that 'there is plenty of love for all friends.'
In the show stoppers, there isnt even a moral! I think that is waayyy uncool.
In stare master I don't believe in the message either. biting off more than you can chew is what makes people strong!
In the cutie mark chronicles, they say that, Everypony everywhere has a special magical connection with her friends, maybe even before she's met them.I think that is just utter bullshit. Theres no way that fate can determine what your friends are, even before you've met them. there is no such things as fate anyway.
I know I'm going to be whipped for this next one, but here goes. In the best night ever, they say that:Friends have a way of making even the worst of times into something pretty great. Ive been through a lot of bad times, and friends have NEVER made it something pretty great. A dog bit off a chunk of my heel once, and my friends did NOT make it fun. When my cat died, my friends didn't turn his funeral into a party. When I used to self-harm, my friends DIDN'T make the blood taste like sunkist.
In super speedy cider squeezy, applejack dosent learn anything, and she writes a letter about it to the princess! Its almost like shes sending a giant f you to the princess, and that is most uncool. Also, since nopony had learned anything about friendship that week, shouldn't twilight sparkle be banished, put in a dungeon, or banished and then put in a dungeon in the place that she banishes her to? just my thoughts.
Lastly, in dragon quest, spike believes that he 'belongs in ponyville with his pony friends.' I dont think the ponies are his 'friends.' Theyre always mean to him and they use him. I think he belongs with his dragon friends. his dragon friends can at least teach him to be tough, and be the dragon he was always meant to be.
So, what are you thoughts on stupid, bullshit friendship reports?