mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Hey, guys, wazzup?

[Crystallize 279]

          Well you see, me and @Pinkie D Pie were talking about life and all that jazz when suddenly we realized what we were doing was against the law. With this in mind, we concocted the idea to overthrow the law liberate the forums from The Man. After pelting The Man's house with eggs, tomatoes, toilet paper, and hopping from Proxy to Proxy, we realized that we were quite powerless and required more powerful members. After throwing darts at a wall of random MLP Forums Staff Members, I came to the conclusion that SBB64, Chaotic Discord and Zoop would be our best candidates. 

 

          After lazily reading Summoning Staff for Dummies under a drunken stupor, collecting a grand collection of macaroni art and oatmeal, we summoned SBB64 first. Needless to say, they just kinda laughed at us and left. Clearly Macaroni Art and Oatmeal aren't highly valued around these parts. Then we summoned Chaotic Discord with great success. Unfortunately, things didn't go according to plan. He mentioned something about requiring "100 pony sacrifices," overthrowing Feld0 and enslaving all of ponykind.

 

          I dun goofed, needless to say. But because I'm only a somewhat responsible man of science, I deemed it as my own responsibility to rectify the coming Apocalypse. I also managed to drag @Pinkie D Pie into helping me so that's a plus! 

 

          Our primary mission is to now stop Demi~God Chaotic Discord and Friends from overthrowing Feld0 and ruling over MLPforums for the rest of our digital lives! After doing extensive researching (Googling: How to Stop Discord and Friends) we found that our only hope is the destined user Zoop. He's the only one which had extensive Demi~God experience and is the only one who would know how to handle this situation. Sadly, we have yet to successfully summon him. So instead, we're planning on recruiting an army an unknown amount of meat bags chosen warriors to do battle with the forces of evil before it's too late!

 

          That's our mission and what's collectively happened up to this point. Oh, we also still need The Heart of a Pure Orphan Child. I've been visiting various Orphanages throughout the net code and have yet to be successful 

 

 

 

You can also start here and just read through the comments 

 

 

Is that why I was stabbed to death and had my heart ripped out but I was considered too deformed? I....I'm just.....I don't know what to say. I mean......like.......THE HELL? I'm an innocent coffee boy! And now I have been dragged into this?!

Edited July 9, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Is that why I was stabbed to death and had my heart ripped out but I was considered too deformed? I....I'm just.....I don't know what to say. I mean......like.......THE HELL? I'm an innocent coffee boy! And now I have been dragged into this?!

 

Well it seems as if you have been promoted. Remember, you can never leave now, or you will be hunted down without mercy.

[stainesbrony 219]

Are you gay or European? (I'm European)

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I think I missed something.

[James 302]

What's happening? This thread is like an abstract painting, I can't make any sense of it....

[XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 777]

Is that why I was stabbed to death and had my heart ripped out but I was considered too deformed? I....I'm just.....I don't know what to say. I mean......like.......THE HELL? I'm an innocent coffee boy! And now I have been dragged into this?!

 

          That was an unfortunate mistake which I TOTALLY had no influence on. But think of it this way, you're still alive right? I mean sure, you're only being held together by crazy glue and staples but you're ALIVE right now. Besides, you now have the heart of a Baboon residing within your chest. I have no idea what kind of consequences that'll bring in the future but as a man of science I have no responsibilities for future catastrophes based upon the actions I have done in the past, present or near future. Oh, and Trixie thanks you for the heart, it's a great ice pack! 

 

 

Hey, guys, wazzup?

 

What's happening? This thread is like an abstract painting, I can't make any sense of it....

 

I think I missed something.

 

          Nothing's happening, move along! The only thing you'll find here is the Tears of a Wrapper and my broken dreams of being Mutual(y) Love(d).

P.S. I'll be raiding visiting L.O.D.Z. of Orphanages today Numbah One so I'll most likely not return until the dead of night. 

 

Tread lightly, strike valiantly.

PS. PS. The store we always go to was out of Milk somehow, see if you can acquire some while I'm away.

 

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Edited July 9, 2013 by Accellerant

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I'm on it!

[Jokuc 8,173]

winning

[James 302]

 

After reading back on some of this thread's posts I still don't get what's going on here....except that I win....

[soniccam1 242]

Yea, but were almost to 1000 pages btw as a race.

[Crystallize 279]

          That was an unfortunate mistake which I TOTALLY had no influence on. But think of it this way, you're still alive right? I mean sure, you're only being held together by crazy glue and staples but you're ALIVE right now. Besides, you now have the heart of a Baboon residing within your chest. I have no idea what kind of consequences that'll bring in the future but as a man of science I have no responsibilities for future catastrophes based upon the actions I have done in the past, present or near future. Oh, and Trixie thanks you for the heart, it's a great ice pack! 

Wait a minute. Why could I not have my own heart again? Who decided to replace it with a baboon's heart? 

 

Well it seems as if you have been promoted. Remember, you can never leave now, or you will be hunted down without mercy.

Well then looks like I better stay.

Edited July 9, 2013 by ~Spontaneous Me~

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Great, then your in. Now that's done, I'm still looking for milk...

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I found your milk.

 

 

 

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

That made me smile today. Have you smiled today?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Of course!

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Great, that's what my signature is going to say...

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Sounds good.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

I would have it done, but I saw a movie today and then got home and just haven't had the time to work on it...

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Ah well, you get it done when you get it done.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Yeah, probably tonight, when I have alot more time to sit around and do stuff.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I must be going again.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Noooooo

[Senor Citizen 516]

Yes

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

Welcome back new member. Are you ready for your first mission.