mega thread Last Poster Wins

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Nice try, but I just need to stand still and do nothing.

 

Resource: MLP episode

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Actually, that's the worst thing you could do. It's better to fight me all the way, at least then I'll have a tougher time of it. It's a pity to, you have enough first civilization blood to resist complete mind control, but not enough to protect you from subtler manipulations. You're under my control now! 

 

But I would prefer we be friends, wouldn't you? I don't want to control you, but you've given me no choice in the matter. Much like your order, I am a proponent of free will! So all I want you do do is one simple favor, and I'll leave your mind forever! You would probably agree to it anyway!    

 

 

Nice try, but I just need to stand still and do nothing.

Yes, that worked soo well for Twilight.  

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Win.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

How is it that I'm inside Assassin's mind, and he still won't so much as give me the time of the day!? I'm not the bad guy here! I could make him kill his whole family with a rubber chicken, but I didn't and wouldn't! I mean, all I ask for is one simple favor! And he doesn't even know what it is yet, and he still completely refuses! 

[Lisa 5,553]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

A music video?   

[PROJECT: Simon 3,954]

Oh don't compare me to Twilight. I just need to stand still...doing...absolutely nothing..

[SCS 7,537]

wat

[Queen Sparkle 104]

And although I'm a powerful white magic user I go over to Storm's side

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Win.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Oh don't compare me to Twilight. I just need to stand still...doing...absolutely nothing..

 

You do know that we (I'm going to start using plurals, because we're in this together!) were on a mission with the other assassins when we decided to stop moving? We're really weirding then out! Anyway, since you refuse to hear what favor I want from you, I'll just go ahead and tell you what I want. I want you to kill every member of the Inner Sanctum of the Templar Order. Then ensure the Eye-Abstergo's Apple of Eden does not get destroyed, and launch the fully operational satellite under assassin control. I'll even give you this really awesome Sword of Eden so you can gather an army to help you! 

[Hidey 2,836]

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

And although I'm a powerful white magic user I go over to Storm's side

Aw, thanks!  

 

 

 

wat

Wow, SCS the great and magnificent has graced us with his presence!   I feel so honored! 

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Win.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Win? I thought we had moved beyond that.

[Hidey 2,836]

ب_ب

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not more white text! 

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What do you mean?

We don't really move at all.

We sit around in Cloudsdale and either post Wins, pictures of Ponies/Horsewomen, or Unofficial RP Sessions.

Also, I rarely venture out from Cloudsdale, for fear of Troll attacks.

(Late post is late.)

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

for fear of Troll attacks.

I thought you knew. Dan, I am one of the most insidious trolls to ever plague the internet!

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I thought you knew. Dan, I am one of the most insidious trolls to ever plague the internet!

1 C4N T4ST3 YOUR L13S!

[Hidey 2,836]

giving the mods a workout

 

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We've got The Copypasta Win Guardian, the Godmodder, and The Spamsassin.

 

 

giving the mods a workout

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

 

 

Godmodder

I only did that once! Once!  :okiedokielokie:

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I only did that once! Once!  :okiedokielokie:

And all the other times after that.

Do I have to remind you of The Kobald Incident?

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