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[Starlight Fan 538]

That's a dream. You're locked inside your own mind, dreaming while I control your every move! 

 

He says it's for a party... Don't worry, I didn't give him any of our blood. 

Can you get out now? I kind of want my body back. Why did you take it in the first place?

 

At least you didn't give any of my blood to Dan. Imagine how horrible that would be!

 

_{I sure hope you haven't done anything stupid as me yet.}

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

are you going to finish that croissant?

Huh?

 

Can you get out now? I kind of want my body back. Why did you take it in the first place?

 

At least you didn't give any of my blood to Dan. Imagine how horrible that would be!

 

_{I sure hope you haven't done anything stupid as me yet.}

Sure, I'll get out. All I did was do a little cleaning around your house, take out the garbage, clean the dishes, and told everypony that frandship was just a misspelling of friendship. 

 

Yeah, that would most certainly be a one oft the worst things that could happen to you.

Edited August 10, 2015 by Stormgiggle

[Starlight Fan 538]

Sure, I'll get out. All I did was do a little cleaning around your house, take out the garbage, clean the dishes, and told everypony that frandship was just a misspelling of friendship. 

 

Yeah, that would most certainly be a one oft the worst things that could happen to you.

On second thought, you can stay for a little longer. The toilet needs cleaning and I don't want to do it myself.

 

Hey, at least you didn't force me into a marriage or make me consume a lot of drugs, right?

 

WAIT, YOU DESTROYED THE FRAND CULT? HOW COULD YOU?!?!!

Edited August 10, 2015 by Timesten

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

On second thought, you can stay for a little longer. The toilet needs cleaning and I don't want to do it myself.

 

Hey, at least you didn't force me into a marriage or make me consume a lot of drugs, right?

Oh, I'll do that for you right now! That's what friends are for!

 

I'd never do something like that to you!

[Starlight Fan 538]

Oh, I'll do that for you right now! That's what friends are for!

 

I'd never do something like that to you!

Well, you ruined my dreams of creating an evil cult, ruling the world and sending A.I. Pony to a world of doom, and I'm sad.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

WAIT, YOU DESTROYED THE FRAND CULT? HOW COULD YOU?!?!!

Sorry, but I had to do it. You were interfering with my evil plans. 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Sorry, but I had to do it. You were interfering with my evil plans. 

The past is in the past. Why don't you take over A.I. Pony's body? Then you can destroy all his blood samples so he can't start some weird clone party!

Sad... And alone...

Sadness and loneliness is what you deserve for being a self-admitted jerk.

 

_{^{I think I'm so funny}}

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

The past is in the past. Why don't you take over A.I. Pony's body? Then you can destroy all his blood samples so he can't start some weird clone party!

Sadness and loneliness is what you deserve for being a self-admitted jerk.

 

_{^{I think I'm so funny}}

I'm glad you think so. I'd be happy to help you destroy Dan, but this party is really important to him... It's his going away from the forums party, you see.

[Starlight Fan 538]

I'm glad you think so. I'd be happy to help you destroy Dan, but this party is really important to him... It's his going away from the forums party, you see.

Oooooooh.

 

I'll be sure to be there then, to ensure his total destruction.

Don't mention it!

 

Me too! Say, do you want a taste of Timesten's blood before she gets her body back? I wouldn't mind!

WHY DID YOU DO THAT

 

EXPLAIN

 

EXPLAIN

 

WHY

 

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRANDS FRIENDS!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oooooooh.

 

I'll be sure to be there then, to ensure his total destruction.

Okay! I'm sure he'll really appreciate that you're coming! 

 

So, now that your cult is disbanded, what will you do with your life?

[Starlight Fan 538]

Okay! I'm sure he'll really appreciate that you're coming! 

 

So, now that your cult is disbanded, what will you do with your life?

I have no idea. Maybe I'll learn how to hypnotise other ponies.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

WHY DID YOU DO THAT

 

EXPLAIN

 

EXPLAIN

 

WHY

 

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRANDS FRIENDS!

Oh, that? I was just trying to be polite, is all!

[Starlight Fan 538]

I was excited for a moment because I thought that Stormgiggle, Timesten, FortyTwo, Punicpunch, or Pink had responded.

I was disappointed to find that you were there instead, because I know that you are just going to post "Lose" or "Win" for the next three hours.

These next few hours will stretch on forever.

Anyways, let's talk about something else besides winning or losing.

I officially approve of this list of interesting people. 

Oh, that? I was just trying to be polite, is all!

Right.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I have no idea. Maybe I'll learn how to hypnotise other ponies.

Sounds cool! Need any help?

Right.

Yes. I think you'll agree that it's very important to be polite!

[Starlight Fan 538]

 

Anyway, you don't fool me! You want to make a clone of Times so you can date the clone!  :okiedokielokie:

Dating me is painfully simple though. All you have to do is be an interesting, funny person, and bribe me with lots of candy that won't give me diabetes.

Sounds cool! Need any help?

Yeah, do you know how to hypnotise?

Edited August 10, 2015 by Timesten

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Dating me is painfully simple though. All you have to do is be look like an interesting, funny person, and bribe me with lots of candy that won't give me diabetes.

Yeah, do you know how to hypnotise?

Really? I'll keep that in mind.

 

Sure do! Here, let me show you! *Hypnotizes Times*

[Starlight Fan 538]

Really? I'll keep that in mind.

 

Sure do! Here, let me show you! *Hypnotizes Times*

*is hypnotised to do whatever you say*

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

*is hypnotised to do whatever you say*

Yes... you will now recommend me your favorite movie! 

[Starlight Fan 538]

Yes... you will now recommend me your favorite movie! 

I don't really have a favourite, but Now You See Me was pretty good, and is also the only movie title I can think of right now.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I don't really have a favourite, but Now You See Me was pretty good, and is also the only movie title I can think of right now.

I saw that one, I really liked it! 

 

Oh, and before I forget, *Un-hypnotizes Times*

[Starlight Fan 538]

I saw that one, I really liked it! 

 

Oh, and before I forget, *Un-hypnotizes Times*

What just happened?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

What just happened?

I tried to show you the hypnosis spell, but it looks like I accidentally hypnotized you instead.  

[Starlight Fan 538]

I tried to show you the hypnosis spell, but it looks like I accidentally hypnotized you instead.  

Oh. There must be a way for me to learn it, right?

 

Aha! Hypnotise me to know the spell! That'll surely work!

 

Just don't make me do anything... weird when I'm hypnotised. But I trust you.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh. There must be a way for me to learn it, right?

 

Aha! Hypnotise me to know the spell! That'll surely work!

 

Just don't make me do anything... weird when I'm hypnotised. But I trust you.

Yes, that should work! And don't worry, we're good friends! Friendship is all about honesty and loyalty, right? 

 

*Hypnotizes Times*

[Starlight Fan 538]

Yes, that should work! And don't worry, we're good friends! Friendship is all about honesty and loyalty, right? 

 

*Hypnotizes Times*

*is hypnotised*