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[FortyTwo42 1,287]

An imaginary number is a complex number that can be written as a real number multiplied by the imaginary unit i, which is defined by its property i² = −1. The square of an imaginary number bi is −b². For example, 5i is an imaginary number, and its square is −25. Except for 0 (which is both real and imaginary), imaginary numbers produce negative real numbers when squared.

 

An imaginary number bi can be added to a real number a to form a complex number of the form a + bi, where the real numbers a and b are called, respectively, the real part and the imaginary part of the complex number. Imaginary numbers can therefore be thought of as complex numbers whose real part is zero. The name "imaginary number" was coined in the 17th century as a derogatory term, as such numbers were regarded by some as fictitious or useless. The term "imaginary number" now means simply a complex number with a real part equal to 0, that is, a number of the form bi.

[baba_booey 4,302]

Windows 8.1 (codenamed Blue) is an upgrade for Windows 8, a version of Windows NT, a computer operating system released by Microsoft. First unveiled and released as a public beta in June 2013, it was released to manufacturing on August 27, 2013, and reached general availability on October 17, 2013, almost a year after the retail release of its predecessor. Windows 8.1 is available free of charge for retail copies of Windows 8 and Windows RT users via the Windows Store. Unlike service packs on previous versions of Windows, users who obtained 8 outside of retail copies or pre-loaded installations (i.e., volume licensing) must obtain 8.1 through new installation media from their respective subscription or enterprise channel. Microsoft's support lifecycle policy treats Windows 8.1 similar to previous service packs of Windows: It is part of Windows 8's support lifecycle, and installing 8.1 is required to maintain access to support and Windows updates after January 12, 2016. However, unlike previous service packs, Windows 8.1 cannot be acquired via Windows Update.

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Seven.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If it's a ransom I can say I don't have the money for it. But what I do have are a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go, I will not look for you, I will not harm you. But if you do not, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
** tried to do that from memory after not hearing original in forever

ooh i messed up some times x:

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. If it's a ransom I can say I don't have the money for it. But what I do have are a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go, I will not look for you, I will not harm you. But if you do not, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

I'm so sorry! I'll give her back! Please don't harm me!

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

why so perfect Liams voice

[baba_booey 4,302]

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|▒| Watch out kids! He just farted!

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|▒| Watch out kids! He just farted!

 

Nice copypasta. This is what, the fourth time you've done this? Try harder.

[baba_booey 4,302]

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

[Starlight Fan 538]

doge

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

doge

Greetings, master!

[Starlight Fan 538]

Greetings, master!

Hello! How are you today?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Hello! How are you today?

I'm great! I've been busy continuing my studies into the magick of frandship!

[Starlight Fan 538]

I'm great! I've been busy continuing my studies into the magick of frandship!

Good work... didn't Stormgiggle destroy frandship?

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Good work... didn't Stormgiggle destroy frandship?

I have no idea! Who can keep up with these things?

[Aadelrun 284]

Win  :comeatus:

[ThePiDay 340]

And the winner is....

Rocky.

[CinnamonPop 3,350]

[Hidey 2,836]

*monkey noises*

 

 

why so perfect Liams voice

 

I like your sig. 

magick

 

doge

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFGfWrJR5Ck

[Aadelrun 284]

Win  :comeatus:

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Good work... didn't Stormgiggle destroy frandship?

Yes. Yes I did.

 

You should read it, this one is not bad at all x)

I will read it, if you can show me where it is.

[Aadelrun 284]

Yes. Yes I did.

 

I will read it, if you can show me where it is.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Psychosis

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Psychosis

Thank you! Now, I shall destroy you and your entire planet so you can't defeat me! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djZFHTa6TfA

[Aadelrun 284]

My planet is the same than yours :3

Edited August 16, 2015 by Laika

[Starlight Fan 538]

*monkey noises*

 

 

 

I like your sig. 

 

 

go home, you're... actually nevermind this is too normal for you