mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Starlight Fan 538]

*insert "I have returned what did I miss" for the 123210931th time*

 

 

 

excuse me, but what did I just watch

I've stolen blood and brains from nearly everyone who frequents the thread.

I haven't posted in a while therefore I'm safe.

 

Suck it, losers!

 

*walks off with my blood and brains completely safe in my anti-blood-and-brains-theft suit*

 

Oh yeah, what happened to that clone party or something?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I am trying to get Labyrinth shown for movie nights. Don't think it's winning the poll though.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

*insert "I have returned what did I miss" for the 123210931th time*

 

excuse me, but what did I just watch

 

I haven't posted in a while therefore I'm safe.

 

Suck it, losers!

 

*walks off with my blood and brains completely safe in my anti-blood-and-brains-theft suit*

 

Oh yeah, what happened to that clone party or something?

You missed out on a whole lot of nothing.

 

A video. Amazing right? It's incredible what modern technology can do nowadays.

 

You are never safe from the Thread.

 

Would you be insulted if I said that your suit made you look fat?

 

It's going along nicely. Soon you will be able to meet your clone counterpart, X10.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

In-between class attempt to win post.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I am trying to get Labyrinth shown for movie nights. Don't think it's winning the poll though.

Really!? I love Labyrinth, It's one of my favorite movies!

 

*insert "I have returned what did I miss" for the 123210931th time*

 

excuse me, but what did I just watch

Timesten! It's good to see you! 

 

You watched light projected into your eye. That's how humans see, or so I'm told.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Timesten! It's good to see you! 

 

You watched light projected into your eye. That's how humans see, or so I'm told.

hAHHAHAHHAHAHA NO!

I never said I was a human. I'm actually an AI. I live in the internet. I'm everywhere. Fooled you all huh?

 

You missed out on a whole lot of nothing.

Damnit! I love lots of nothing!

 

You are never safe from the Thread.

And the Thread is never safe from me!

 

Would you be insulted if I said that your suit made you look fat?

I stole the suit from you, so you'd just be insulting yourself.

 

It's going along nicely. Soon you will be able to meet your clone counterpart, X10.

*reinforces that Timesten is not pronounced the way it is spelt and that the significance of the number ten is not as great as it appears and that I'm just really, really bad at names*

Lies! Nobody can clone me! Not really.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

hAHHAHAHHAHAHA NO!

I never said I was a human. I'm actually an AI. I live in the internet. I'm everywhere. Fooled you all huh?

Wow, I had no idea! So, you live inside the internet? What's that like?

[Starlight Fan 538]

Wow, I had no idea! So, you live inside the internet? What's that like?

It's a terrible, terrible place. Hate comments are delicious though.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

It's a terrible, terrible place. Hate comments are delicious though.

Yeah, I suspected as much. The internet is a nice place to visit, but I'd never want to live there...

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

I declare myself the winner for the next.....10 seconds, so take that!

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I declare myself the winner for the next.....10 seconds, so take that!

Gasp! You're the Doctor, right?

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

I'm The Doctor, yes.....or a Doctor, I can never remember precisely

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm The Doctor, yes.....or a Doctor, I can never remember precisely

Cool! Since you're here, that means you won't be able to stop my army of  undead Daleks from stealing your tardis!

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Cool! Since you're here, that means you won't be able to stop my army of  undead Daleks from stealing your tardis!

 

Undead Army of Daleks?  Are they back again?  Could have sworn I tricked them into self destructing a few hours ago, or maybe that was another time I stopped the Daleks.  I've done it so many times you see.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Undead Army of Daleks?  Are they back again?  Could have sworn I tricked them into self destructing a few hours ago, or maybe that was another time I stopped the Daleks.  I've done it so many times you see.

Maybe, but this time the Daleks have a weapon that not even you can defeat!

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

They always say that.

 

BTW, winning this thread again, cause I'm The Doctor.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

They always say that.

 

BTW, winning this thread again, cause I'm The Doctor.

Do they? Aren't you even curious what this new weapon might be?

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Honestly, not in the slightest.  I've beaten everything they've used against me, even wiped out their entire fleet in one move, so bring it on.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Honestly, not in the slightest.  I've beaten everything they've used against me, even wiped out their entire fleet in one move, so bring it on.

Ha ha! Not even if this weapon was... your real name?

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Oh that old thing?  Please, everyone knows my real name these days.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Oh that old thing?  Please, everyone knows my real name these days.

 

I've heard several different names from several different sources. Mildred, Curtis, Theta Sigma, Chrístõdavõreendiamondhærtmallõupdracœfiredelúnmiancuimhne de Lœngbærrow, or actually just Doctor.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Oh that old thing?  Please, everyone knows my real name these days.

Then you wouldn't mind saying it to prove that you don't mind it being revealed, right?

[11th Doctor Whooves 794]

Alright, if you insist.  My name is.......Thee Dok Tor.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

hAHHAHAHHAHAHA NO!

I never said I was a human. I'm actually an AI. I live in the internet. I'm everywhere. Fooled you all huh?

 

Damnit! I love lots of nothing!

 

And the Thread is never safe from me!

 

I stole the suit from you, so you'd just be insulting yourself.

 

*reinforces that Timesten is not pronounced the way it is spelt and that the significance of the number ten is not as great as it appears and that I'm just really, really bad at names*

Lies! Nobody can clone me! Not really.

I never said that you were a human though. .___.

 

So you are a Program? Also, are you a Deviant Program (branching off of the main Program code and making your own)? I'm sure you'll get along great with your clone... Er, technically it'll be a duplicate, as duplicates are clones of Programs and Deviants.

 

Which is why you should post more often. You're missing out on nothing and I'm missing out on something... That something being someone who actually has full conversations with me and not just one word replies.

 

I do have power armor, but while it is bulky and protective, it does not completely defend against all blood loss.

 

But I can clone you and I have cloned you. Also, sorry about the name... Your duplicate is still called X10 though.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

 ͜ʖ ͡°  >mfw I meme into win ~