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[Lulaypp 2,555]

How about dough made out of car?

[Nsxile 27,230]

6 minutes ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

A car made of dough sounds very unsafe

Not if its a miniature car... dough   

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

Playdough came in a little can

 

[Mirage 24,771]

Playdough was played by Sam.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

Samdough was played by play

[Mirage 24,771]

Sam I am does not like green eggs and ham...unless it's made from playdough.

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

My teeth couldn't handle all those metal doughs. 

[DubWolf 17,296]

Dough ain’t metal  

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

16 minutes ago, WWolf said:

Dough ain’t metal  

This dough is quite metal

dough

noun

Slang. money.

 

 

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

1 minute ago, Dawnchaser said:

This dough is quite metal

dough

noun

Slang. money.

 

 

(takes a bite) Ow! I think one my teeth broke!

[Mirage 24,771]

11 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

This dough is quite metal

dough

noun

Slang. money.

 

 

That ain't dough...

This is dough!

[DubWolf 17,296]

 

8 minutes ago, Mirage said:

That ain't dough...

This is dough!

My CTAM Inc. stockpile is too big for the naked eye.

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

10 minutes ago, Mirage said:

That ain't dough...

This is dough!

...and maybe they should pay a little more tax

 

As he looked up, Jesus saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury.

He also saw a poor widow put in two very small copper coins.

"I tell you the truth," he said, "this poor widow has put in more than all the others.

All these people gave their gifts out of their wealth; but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on."

3 minutes ago, WWolf said:

My CTAM Inc. stockpile is too big for the naked eye.

Compensating?

[DubWolf 17,296]

Her only insurance was Jesus, that’s what made it significant. That’s some serious trust/faith.

@Dawnchaserwhat  ? 

Edited February 25, 2020 by WWolf

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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[Mirage 24,771]

Ah but none of them have weapons or armies to tyrannize with. 

[Windy Breeze 15,190]

9 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

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Turns out they couldn't move their gaze away from the sky cause they twisted their head. 

Um, I don't taste flight, sure I did tasted Spitfire's storm cloud contrails and found out they taste like burnt cookies but when i try tasting flight, it tasted like void.... taste like nothing. 

Edited February 25, 2020 by Windy Breeze

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

8 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Ah but none of them have weapons or armies to tyrannize with. 

Sure about that?

Apple/MS/Google: Please install this important update  *borks all phones/computers*

Oil companies could withhold supply

[Mirage 24,771]

15 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Sure about that?

Indeed. I'm absolutely certain that private companies have not even come close to the historical tyranny of governments and couldn't come close now.

 

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

Workers conditions in some factories probably falls short of what some governments have done to their own/other people so not towards the extremes of tyranny.

They certainly have clout considering their Net worth compared to countries.

https://www.investopedia.com/news/apple-now-bigger-these-5-things/

[zoloft 117]

maybe the whole internet will shut down suddenly just after i post this entry... who knows?

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Being a pegasus is Ok, but once you go Bat, you never go back...

 

(Also, flutterbat is best batpony)

[Dawnchaser 🌄 8,092]

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[Mirage 24,771]

21 minutes ago, Dawnchaser said:

Workers conditions in some factories probably falls short of what some governments have done to their own/other people so not towards the extremes of tyranny.

They certainly have clout considering their Net worth compared to countries.

https://www.investopedia.com/news/apple-now-bigger-these-5-things/

Oh dearest friend, private companies and industrialism did not introduce human misery and suffering, nor was it the origination of 'unfairness'. Tis a strawman argument of Marxism. But it would be better to continue in PM if you wish to continue to pick my poor brain. 

 

[Nsxile 27,230]

1 hour ago, WWolf said:

 

My CTAM Inc. stockpile is too big for the naked eye.

Would be a shame if the ponytariat... seized that stockpile 

30 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Indeed. I'm absolutely certain that private companies have not even come close to the historical tyranny of governments and couldn't come close now.

 

Banned because you evidently haven't watched this then: