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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

So Death can take a break. Killing one pony and dragging her soul to where it belongs sounds much easier than doing that to ten-thousand others, right?

It would take a lot more then giving me blood to make me fully mortal. What did you have in mind?

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

It would take a lot more then giving me blood to make me fully mortal. What did you have in mind?

 

Well, my first idea was to sever your soul from your body and use your body as a powerful arcane battery.

[Queen Sparkle 104]

Hello Stormgiggle, A.I Pony. I'm back.

[CinnamonPop 3,351]

So Death can take a break. Killing one pony and dragging her soul to where it belongs sounds much easier than doing that to ten-thousand others, right?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Well, my first idea was to sever your soul from your body and use your body as a powerful arcane battery.

Eh, most of my magical energy is in my soul, that's where most of my power lies. Sure, my body contains a large amount of power, but it'll eventually run out of magic. My soul and mind will wander around the mortal plane and eventually make new body.

Hello Stormgiggle, A.I Pony. I'm back.

Hello! It's good to see you!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Eh, most of my magical energy is in my soul, that's where most of my power lies. Sure, my body contains a large amount of power, but it'll eventually run out of magic. My soul and mind will wander around the mortal plane and eventually make new body.

 

A battery is a battery. So what if it isn't fully charged. Some energy is better than none.

Plus, your soul will be given to Death and your mind will be used in the battery. Baddabing baddaboom, battery accomplished.

[Queen Sparkle 104]

Eh, most of my magical energy is in my soul, that's where most of my power lies. Sure, my body contains a large amount of power, but it'll eventually run out of magic. My soul and mind will wander around the mortal plane and eventually make new body.

Hello! It's good to see you!

Nice to see you too, now what are you and A.I Pony talking about?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

A battery is a battery. So what if it isn't fully charged. Some energy is better than none.

Plus, your soul will be given to Death and your mind will be used in the battery. Baddabing baddaboom, battery accomplished.

My soul can't be given to Death, it repels the afterlife like oil repels water. My mind can escape my body, and it will when you start using it as a battery. Only a powerful psychic could keep it inside my body if it wanted to get out. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

My soul can't be given to Death, it repels the afterlife like oil repels water. My mind can escape my body, and it will when you start using it as a battery. Only a powerful psychic could keep it inside my body if it wanted to get out. 

 

Death has other plans for you. Also, psychics are my new jam. They're my jam, jelly, and preserves. They're so jammed with preserves that Hugh Jelly is jelly for my jam.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Death has other plans for you. Also, psychics are my new jam. They're my jam, jelly, and preserves. They're so jammed with preserves that Hugh Jelly is jelly for my jam.

Death can't interact with my soul, cause he's part of the afterlife. And I have plans for him as well, should he try anything.

 

Hmm... yes, If you were powerful enough you could keep my mind imprisoned. That would grant you a lot more power for your battery, but now you have a sentient battery eager to escape...

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Death can't interact with my soul, cause he's part of the afterlife. And I have plans for him as well, should he try anything.

 

Hmm... yes, If you were powerful enough you could keep my mind imprisoned. That would grant you a lot more power for your battery, but now you have a sentient battery eager to escape...

 

Who said that he's interacting with you directly?

 

Hey Psychics are my jam, but I'm not going to be a psychic myself. That's what underlings are for.

[Starlight Fan 538]

Hey Stormgiggle, have you read BuzzFeed today?

 

 

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[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Who said that he's interacting with you directly?

 

Hey Psychics are my jam, but I'm not going to be a psychic myself. That's what underlings are for.

His magic and powers won't work on my soul either. Unless he has minions to do everything for him, I have nothing to fear from Death.

 

I'd be careful if I were you. No garden variety psychic can keep me contained, only a seriously skilled one can keep me down. I'm not saying your minion has to be the best psychic available, but he/she/it better in the top 1000. I'm clever enough to simply pretend to be contained until a chance to escape presents itself...

Hey Stormgiggle, have you read BuzzFeed today?

 

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That's awesome! I gladly bestow title of Best Bard in LPW to you, Timesten, I am content to be second best.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

His magic and powers won't work on my soul either. Unless he has minions to do everything for him, I have nothing to fear from Death.

 

I'd be careful if I were you. No garden variety psychic can keep me contained, only a seriously skilled one can keep me down. I'm not saying your minion has to be the best psychic available, but he/she/it better in the top 1000. I'm clever enough to simply pretend to be contained until a chance to escape presents itself...

 

Not exactly minions. You'll see soon enough. I don't want to spoil the surprise. (Hehehe, the irony.)

 

They are extremely skilled. I've pulled in the most powerful psychics from across the universe, throughout all of time.

 

Oh, yeah, thanks for that book of dimension-hopping that you gave me ages ago.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

Not exactly minions. You'll see soon enough. I don't want to spoil the surprise. (Hehehe, the irony.)

 

They are extremely skilled. I've pulled in the most powerful psychics from across the universe, throughout all of time.

 

Oh, yeah, thanks for that book of dimension-hopping that you gave me ages ago.

If they draw their power from Death, they can't affect me either. And don't think this will put me down forever. I WILL escape eventually. I have powerful friends and followers who will try to foil your plans.

 

Dan... Those people sound like they're too skilled. Never trust a psychic, especially if they can read your mind. Even if you could be 100% sure that they don't have their own agenda and won't turn on you, they have to be charging you astronomical amounts of money/favors in return for their help. I know your have enough money for that, but why hire those people when less skilled psychics can do the job just as well and for less?

 

Don't mention it. 

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

If they draw their power from Death, they can't affect me either. And don't think this will put me down forever. I WILL escape eventually. I have powerful friends and followers who will try to foil your plans.

 

Dan... Those people sound like they're too skilled. Never trust a psychic, especially if they can read your mind. Even if you could be 100% sure that they don't have their own agenda and won't turn on you, they have to be charging you astronomical amounts of money/favors in return for their help. I know your have enough money for that, but why hire those people when less skilled psychics can do the job just as well and for less?

 

Don't mention it. 

 

I'm not spoiling it. :Z

 

Yes, they are skilled and they won't stab me in the back. I've sent them through several tests and numerous background checks to make sure of it. Also, I see that you're trying to get me to hire less skilled psychics. Nice try, but you'll have to try harder than that.

[Starlight Fan 538]

That's awesome! I gladly bestow title of Best Bard in LPW to you, Timesten, I am content to be second best.

I will never let yo- wait what really okay

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not spoiling it. :Z

 

Yes, they are skilled and they won't stab me in the back. I've sent them through several tests and numerous background checks to make sure of it. Also, I see that you're trying to get me to hire less skilled psychics. Nice try, but you'll have to try harder than that.

Okay.

 

I'm serious, Dan. I wouldn't want anything bad (that I didn't cause) to happen to you, you are my friend after all! If the people you're hiring are as powerful as you say they are (And I do not doubt your word), then you're underestimating them. They can easily and quickly circumnavigate most magics and technologies designed to stop psychics, and you won't even know it's happening. They can fool tests and background checks. They'll be able to see the past and future as easily as the present, preparing for any plans or countermeasures you have well in advance.  It's also very likely they're not just psychic, but also possess several other skills, such as magic, technological prowess, or cooking. These people are very dangerous. You can't trust them, Dan.

I will never let yo- wait what really okay

Sure! I'm happy to surrender the position to you. You've earned it!

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

Okay.

 

I'm serious, Dan. I wouldn't want anything bad (that I didn't cause) to happen to you, you are my friend after all! If the people you're hiring are as powerful as you say they are (And I do not doubt your word), then you're underestimating them. They can easily and quickly circumnavigate most magics and technologies designed to stop psychics, and you won't even know it's happening. They can fool tests and background checks. They'll be able to see the past and future as easily as the present, preparing for any plans or countermeasures you have well in advance.  It's also very likely they're not just psychic, but also possess several other skills, such as magic, technological prowess, or cooking. These people are very dangerous. You can't trust them, Dan.

 

I'm not talking about the usual Psychics you find in every town that try to charge you twenty bits to read your mind.

I'm talking about my army of Psychic Clowns.

My army of Psychic Clowns that I created by combining the traits of the greatest Psychics of the universe... Including the traits of one of your own creations.

These guys are powerful, incredibly stupid, and loyal like dogs.

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

I'm not talking about the usual Psychics you find in every town that try to charge you twenty bits to read your mind.

I'm talking about my army of Psychic Clowns.

My army of Psychic Clowns that I created by combining the traits of the greatest Psychics of the universe... Including the traits of one of your own creations.

These guys are powerful, incredibly stupid, and loyal like dogs.

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Clowns?  You're going to defeat me with psychic clowns? I'm honestly not sure how I feel about that... I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.

 

Anyway, I suppose that would work, but a stupid psychic is an ineffectual psychic. Intelligence directly contributes to one's power as a psychic, but if you've genetically created them to be as powerful as they can they should have enough power to contain me. Even so, you had better keep a close eye on them to make sure they don't screw up.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

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Clowns?  You're going to defeat me with psychic clowns? I'm honestly not sure how I feel about that... I don't know whether to laugh at you or pity you.

 

Anyway, I suppose that would work, but a stupid psychic is an ineffectual psychic. Intelligence directly contributes to one's power as a psychic, but if you've genetically created them to be as powerful as they can they should have enough power to contain me. Even so, you had better keep a close eye on them to make sure they don't screw up.

 

You really don't know what clowns are, do you?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

You really don't know what clowns are, do you?

Evil Twilight did, but she never told me. I've inferred that they are more then simple entertainers, but I don't know the details.

[Hidey 2,836]

Pink!? Yes, he was once master here but now I have returned to claim my rightful title as God-Emperor of this thread!

 

what?

[Gatekeeper Giggle 2,902]

what?

What, What?

[Hidey 2,836]

What, What?