mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Bastian 13,319]

28 minutes ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

He’s too powerful, no one can stop him now!

Only you and me who have just posted.

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

 

8 minutes ago, Bastian said:

Only you and me who have just posted.

You are right, we must fight his power, it’s the only way to merge our world with Equestria, for if we are not calling this thread depressing, who will be.

Edited December 22, 2019 by Derpy Pon-3

[Bastian 13,319]

Just now, Derpy Pon-3 said:

 

You are right, we must fight his power, it’s the only way to merge our world with Equestria.

And if he succeeds Equestria will be destroyed by the humans

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

Just now, Bastian said:

And if he succeeds Equestria will be destroyed by the humans

Yes, we must stop this turmoil that is unfolding before our eyes.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

14 minutes ago, Bastian said:

And if he succeeds Equestria will be destroyed by the humans

Aren't humans turned into ponies (and vice-versa) by equestrian portals though?

[Bastian 13,319]

3 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Aren't humans turned into ponies (and vice-versa) by equestrian portals though?

The problem is that we are not going through a portal, earth will merge with equestria.

[CypherHoof 26,482]

1 minute ago, Bastian said:

The problem is that we are not going through a portal, earth will merge with equestria.

They are in different planes though - so if you are going to merge the two, either the human realm will have to enter the equestrian one, or equestria will need to enter the human one. Either way, portal.

[Bastian 13,319]

Just now, CypherHoof said:

They are in different planes though - so if you are going to merge the two, either the human realm will have to enter the equestrian one, or equestria will need to enter the human one. Either way, portal.

Saying that we are in different planes.

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

You fool I play my trap card!

 

So back to the deck you go!

[CypherHoof 26,482]

Just now, Bastian said:

Saying that we are in different planes.

Which is a point I guess. we only see portals to the EqG plane in the show, but we aren't EqG (we don't have blue or green skinned people for a start) . While the presence of actual magic in Equestria may be difficult to reconcile, it is also not a showstopper - its possible Earth HAD magic, long ago, but we used it all up (to give one theory)

2 minutes ago, Sir Pentious said:

You fool I play my trap card!

So back to the deck you go!

The card itself is a trap; Trump transfers $500M of his debt to you, then vanishes taking the card with him...

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

4 minutes ago, Sir Pentious said:

You fool I play my trap card!

 

So back to the deck you go!

I stop your trump card with a wall, trump’s only weakness

Edited December 22, 2019 by Derpy Pon-3

[CypherHoof 26,482]

1 minute ago, Derpy Pon-3 said:

I stop your trump card with a wall, trump’s only weakness

Your attempt to use WALL fails because of the presence of Trump. $50M gets diverted to Trump businesses but no actual wall gets built.

[Bastian 13,319]

8 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Your attempt to use WALL fails because of the presence of Trump. $50M gets diverted to Trump businesses but no actual wall gets built.

XD

[Nsxile 26,751]

5 minutes ago, Sir Pentious said:

You fool I play my trap card!

 

So back to the deck you go!

I prevent you from using your trap card by fielding:

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

22 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Your attempt to use WALL fails because of the presence of Trump. $50M gets diverted to Trump businesses but no actual wall gets built.

Not if I make Mexico build it (joke).

Edited December 22, 2019 by Derpy Pon-3

[Nsxile 26,751]

Just now, Derpy Pon-3 said:

Not if I make Mexico build it.

Why would Mexico build a pointless wall in a desert?  

[CypherHoof 26,482]

2 minutes ago, Nsxile said:

Why would Mexico build a pointless wall in a desert?  

there isn't a better place for a pointless wall, after all...

[Fritzy 1,691]

………………...............

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

Walls are everywhere. Where do we need anymore?

[CypherHoof 26,482]

I agree. They don't even make GOOD ice cream

[Derpy Pon-3 5,650]

1 hour ago, CypherHoof said:

I agree. They don't even make GOOD ice cream

Yeah, walls are gonna need to get 20% cooler if they want to be able to make GOOD ice cream.

Edited December 22, 2019 by Derpy Pon-3

[Bastian 13,319]

I leave for some minutes and now you are talking about walls that make ice cream.

[Nsxile 26,751]

2 minutes ago, Bastian said:

I leave for some minutes and now you are talking about walls that make ice cream.

... They were talking about a manufacturer of ice cream that happens to be called Walls... But walls that make ice cream is an interesting concept 

[Prince Doopliss 2,351]

I have no idea what Walls is...

[Bastian 13,319]

Just now, Nsxile said:

... They were talking about a manufacturer of ice cream that happens to be called Walls... But walls that make ice cream is an interesting concept 

Guess I should have read the whole conversation.