mega thread Last Poster Wins

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

The winner is already known.

[stainesbrony 219]

And now, time for some other news.

 

I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO SIT DOWN!

[Dusk Dream 137]

Wow, that's not good...

 

Just don't forget to breath, that would be a big problem...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Breathing? I haven’t done that for years. How do you do it again?

[stainesbrony 219]

And how do you sit down?

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

You chop your legs off.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Uh...

 

Crush windpipe.

 

DED.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Huh, Muffin is dead again. And it wasn't me this time.

 

THAT’S JUST NOT FAIR!!!!!

[Dusk Dream 137]

Uh...

 

Crush windpipe.

 

DED.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

1up mushroom time.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Oh look, Muffin is back.

 

"shoots Muffin".

 

I know I promised, but....

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Digging bullets out with a knife time.

 

Or not, depending on the location of the wound.

[Dusk Dream 137]

 

HOW COULD YOU? YOU MONSTER!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Digging bullets out with a knife time.

 

Or not, depending on the location of the wound.

Heh, joke's on you.

 

Exploding bullets. Tons more damage.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Back in the good ol' days, food regenerated health.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Until I changed it.

[Crapplejack 136]

Edited August 22, 2013 by Dark Moonlight

[Mr Dash 1,820]

I remember those days Muffin...Brings back memories.

 

Now I just shoot myself with a needle in the neck and everything is fine.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Mr. Dash

[Crapplejack 136]

I repeat.

 

[Dusk Dream 137]

Grabbin' pills anymore? (L4D)

 

How about some potions? (Skyrim)

 

Oh, you're one of those? Have a generator! (Infamous)

 

Not satisfied? Use a Health Station? (Half-Life)

 

Wow, you're a tough one! Grab some health-generating food! (Sleeping Dogs)

 

Got shot? Camp and wait it out. (CoD)

 

Green plants are the good ones! Make some needles! (Far Cry)

 

Got run over? Walk over a health icon! (GTA)

 

Got hit by a zombie? Use any type of pills you have on you, even morphine is in pill form (State of Decay)

 

Got hit with a bat? Use a Dispenser! (TF2)

 

 

and BAM! There's your healing methods.

[Pinkie D Pie 1,036]

You forgot a few.... or one... Or two...

 

Close to death and there is a squad member down, use a Medi-Jel (Mass Effect)

 

How about you eat anything or use a stimpack! (Fallout)

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Or you could drink some water from the toilet and heal in Fallout 3.

[Dusk Dream 137]

I simply do not have enough money to buy Mass Effect or Fall-out, so i didn't know about those

 

But oh well, atleast i know the secret of life.

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Yes...Drink from the toilet of life...That's why dogs do it...They want it's life giving powers...

[Doctor Shuu 797]

One toilet gave 3 HP and 27 rads.