Post lies about the person above you!

[Dautt 77]

hates the color purple.

[Shiki 5,855]

Is secretly Dr_Waveband.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Thinks I'm two people.

[Shiki 5,855]

Is two people.

[Dautt 77]

Is me

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Has no friends

[Dautt 77]

Has a giant death ray.

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Acquires superpowers by consuming pulverized seaweed.

[Dautt 77]

favorite princess is celestia

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Currently lives in a hidden bunker 8 feet underground

[Dr_Waveband 745]

Is addicted to pacifiers.

[Dautt 77]

Is a evil scientist.

[Jalaton 155]

Secretly has a monopoly on all the world's apples

[Dautt 77]

Isn't really a wizard.

(don't tell them about my apple monopoly)

[MuniMoose 489]

^ stole our wallet

[Silverhoof 2,844]

is a sock puppet for a laboratory mouse known as "the Brain."

I can prove it too. Just ask him what he's doing tonight. Its the same thing he does EVERY night...

[The Temporal Twins 89]

is harder than a russian turnip while staring at Princess Chrysalis's father

[Crystal Skull 53]

Well someone's a triplet

[Nocive 39]

His skull is actually made out of cider and used napkins.

[Artemisia 166]

Has a sucky avatar.

 

(See it's a lie because it is actually quite cool)

[Bari 7,023]

Is 40 thousand years old.

[Nocive 39]

Is not a delicious fruit pasty.

[Jinx 2,292]

Is secretly a pony who gained access to our dimension, and has to type posts with a pen in their mouth.

[Nocive 39]

Will be getting cider-flavored soda

[Jinx 2,292]

Will get nothing when they go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

Edited November 6, 2012 by Jinx