Give an awkward compliment to the user above you.

[Abstract 832]

I could tell we had a connection as soon as I saw that look of complete fear you had in your eyes as I handcuffed you to my bed.

[Doctor XFizzle 8,669]

you make me not want to throw a 3DS into an amish schoolhouse

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Doctor XFizzle is one sexy stallion.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Your skin is soo... soo soft.......

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*ahem*

Yeah....

[Rocco 567]

ooooo.... your sooooo sparkly, your like cheese on a hot summers day!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You're like a space ship floating in the middle of a zoo. Big, shiny, and full of funny looking green guys with lazer guns.

[Betez 1,734]

I riek yoar faes

[TurkeyBurger 10]

You're better at putting monkey's in a bin than anybody I ever did see!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You smell like chesecake!

[thegoodhen 698]

You are like a gold. You always stay on the bottom. (Um... paning for gold, anypony? :X)

[TurkeyBurger 10]

You're better than the Peggy Hill initiative I took part in of Sunday next week at Cow Head Gardens in Rich Guy Land.

[Otter 1,942]

Your left big toe looks like it belongs in a laboratory.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You remind me of my old dog before I killed him.And after I killed him.

[TurkeyBurger 10]

You're the best at going at bay on a decimal point.

[Blinding Light 81]

You face is fit for a Pyro.

[TurkeyBurger 10]

You're so flappy that somebody will be an apple horse at you. I told them to go eat cereal, because you're so zesty.

[Blinding Light 81]

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[TurkeyBurger 10]

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Don't break the thread bro. Oh no- I'm doing it right now. Here's a complement:

 

You remind me of the olden times when I would play spaceship online games in the snow jumping like a car.

[Blinding Light 81]

The way you type makes me think of butter bathed in orange juice.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I like the way you look on the inside

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,066]

I really like your fingernails. 

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Your beard is like a broom...

It swept me away ...

[Blinding Light 81]

I like the way you look on the inside

Oooh, so you've been inside me (If you know what I mean...)

 

Your sunglasses sparkle like my knife in a hobo's guts.

[TurkeyBurger 10]

When you picket at grass it reminds me of the times of spinning gift cars on empty canvasses. Those were the days, days of summer and Transformers.

[Loriem 639]

Your expression makes me want to lick ice cream.