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[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

The word of the day is legs. So how about we go to the bedroom and spread the word 

[UJn92kwC 108]

Hey, I seem to have lost my teddy bear, Uhhh. Can I snuggle with you ))

[Silverhoof 2,844]

[Pony_Swag 18]

Are you on the Richter scale? Because you rock my world.

Edited May 26, 2013 by Pony_Swag

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

I like those tight pants you're wearing. Is it difficult to get into them?

[Crystallize 279]

Your body is a Wonderland and I want to be Alice.

[Zalgo 593]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants.

[Shypony 10]

Uh, I really like your mane? -Smile-

[Princess Periwinkle 3,775]

Is this Subway cuz I got a footlong... 

[Lostwanderer 367]

The sky is the limit, but not for somethings.

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

Your father must be a lumberjack, because I get wood whenever you walk by.

[Lostwanderer 367]

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk past you again?

[Crystallize 279]

Who cares about the Grand Galloping Gala. I can give you the best night ever whenever you like.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Sorry,you ain't my type

 

(best pickup line evarrr!!)

[Lostwanderer 367]

Objection! Clearly, you want to date me

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You are giving me a headache

 

(another great pickup line)

[Lostwanderer 367]

OH sorry about the blood, my heart just lept out at you.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Blood!! The beautiful blood!!!

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I like Pokémon!!

[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

You remind me of Pokemon, cuz I want to Pikachu 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Derpy is best pony!!!!!!!!

[Persian 46]

How about we go swimming together? *cue Gant's theme starting to play*

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I am Damon Gant!!! Let the hugging commence!!

[~Starlight~ 764]

(This is the worst pickup line ever, and you guessed I made it...)

 

You must be inbred because you're perfect...