The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Jeddaven 42]

Lolno. This is one of those times I'm glad I keep guns in my house.

[Vicke 3,189]

I have no gun.

I have fists.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

you want to make this wierd huh? *gets nekkid and pours oil on body* lets wrestle!

[Agent153 50]

Too late for this crap....

*pulls covers over head* stay on your side and I won't knee you.

[Vicke 3,189]

Hmm, you are old enouth >:3

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

*puts gun on nearby table*

 

(think really hard)

[Vicke 3,189]

Umm....

Hi :3

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

i talk to you in a menacing way that sounds something like this

 

vegeta-me    gohan-you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl33Nt5P6Uk

[Cocodrillo 1,565]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_um5-wu-_8

 

Because Coconut Records are best Records.

 

The point is: ITS NOT YOU ITS ME.

Edited January 26, 2013 by Suntouched Coco

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

im ok with this

[The Soldier 2,044]

 

 

How do you like me now?

Oh now, you're going to pay for this...

DId you see what she did to my face?

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[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

ehhh...im going to make mexican food. it you're still here im pouring the food all over you and eating you along with the food.

(oh yeah im going to start going there)

[UGXwolf 2]

Probably just roll over and go back to sleep

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

don't worry my child...dying is only the beginning

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

[Quill The Pony. 175]

Aww. He's just curious.

[Dr. Vojislav Seselj 691]

Foursome! 

[Concord 1,982]

[Devious Detonation 442]

 

 

 

Here, have a good laugh.

That's my "heyheyhey" face, I think.

[Derpydeponson 21]

Bludgeon with bedside lamp then dial 911 then cry and apologize the hide the body under the bed an deny calling for an ambulance then nurse back to health then chat with for a while and hope we get along.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

This happens way to often around here.

 

Leaps out of bed. Hits button on wall. Outside wall drops. a Catapult flings bed and naked occupant a mile out to sea.

Wall folds back up. New bed drops from ceiling. checks bed for naked sleepers, finding none, goes back to sleep.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Are you the legal age, if not GTFO

Because if I get in trouble, it'll be a very NAKEDive situation.

Edited January 27, 2013 by Feather Spiral

[Devious Detonation 442]

You're not funny.

Get off my bed!

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

I don't know who you are but i can tell you this...if you don't get your naked arse out of my bed there will be consequences. I know for sure some one will get a beef stew surprise in their face. Knowing that, I do not think you want to stick around and find out what else there is in store for you. I will give you until the count of five to get dressed and get out of here before i start my series of...events. 5...4...3...2...1...

[Devious Detonation 442]

I am Perttu Kivilaakso, but I don't think we've met.

 

You see this cello bow in my hand? It cuts through iron like a knife through butter.

 

Get off Apocalyptica's hideout before I turn you into sushi.