The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Without your armor, your combat capabilities appear to have decreased by 86.436%. I would suggest that you put it back on.

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

We already know very well that my presence has a very high chance of causing you to shut down. Don't you think you'll be even more vulnerable to shut downs when you have removed so many important parts?

Edited July 7, 2014 by FortyTwo42

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

How bout you take your shut downs and walk away before I use my gamma waves to shut you down... and shut down any of your important parts.

[Hyper Tumble 1,483]

[LZRD WZRD 1,929]

What is wrong with your faaaaccceee??? 0_o

Edited July 7, 2014 by LZRD WZRD

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Seriously? There is a f**king lizard in my bed? I just wanted to get home and have regular Night (never said what time it is that we find them naked) I don't even own a lizard so how you got in here is beyond me.

Edited July 8, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

I believe my creator would find this to be inappropriate. They would say: "KOS-MOS, this is completely inappropriate!" And yet, I do not understand how it is.

[Wingnut 6,946]

Young lady, I think you're confused. 

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

I think you are wubbed.

[Minepro 107]

Fluttershy?!! No- I just- I- Oh my go- *sigh* F**k it!

*jumps in bed snuggling fluttershy*

I hate lagging.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

You have 2 choices.

 

1.Get out of my base, unharmed.

 

2.Stay,and I burn you alive.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

Well first I'm going to block the crotch from my eyes and then stare at what nobody has ever seen before... The Pyro: unmasked

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

I thought I kept my bedroom door locked! How the heck did you get in hear?!

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

EWWWW IT'S A LINK! DX

[Invincible 2,091]

*Pew pew* Lasers and stuff!

[Miss Wolf Link 4]

How did you get in my room?! I lock the door every time I leave!

[Celestial Panzerhund 289]

I'm gamma waves... I go through anything... except lead...

[Dj Bron3 19]

My lazer is bigger than yours. . . .get the ruler.

[Acoustic Cloud 2,202]

Yes please.

[Wolf General Alpha 636]

Who are you? What is going on? What was I doing last night?!? 

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Hmm... I guess you'll have to pay the tax, do my washing and GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! 

Though, honestly, I'd offer you a cup of coffee and some breakfast before you go. Hospitality guys, hospitality. 

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Aren't you always nak-

 

Oh goodness! Why did I have to say anything at all? Please, don't shed all of your fur like that!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

How did I get drunk enough for this? We undead cant get intoxicated!!

[FortyTwo42 1,287]

Uhh... I think I'll just go quietly call the police...

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

I had a run in with the police, once.

 

My ghouls ate well that day.