The USER above you is naked in your bed. Your reaction?

[Will Guide 21,362]

"How do you prefer to be addressed?"

[Maple Bat 3,568]

Where did you come from and why are you in my house?

[Valeska 184]

I walk into my bedroom unaware, looking at my phone, and starts to sit down on my bed. The bed feels different. Looks down at my back right to see a naked person in my bed. 

"Gahhhh!" I jump back and throw my phone at them, while averting my eyes. "What the crap is going on!!?" I don't wait for a response but run out of my room. I peek in a few minutes later to see if the person is still in my room, hoping to God that I am just seeing things. When the person still remains to be seen on my bed, I go back into my living room, find another phone and call the police.

[DeadAccount 4,604]

I must be more tired than I thought o_O;;

[DJ Wolfe 5,349]

O hai, you. 

[DeadAccount 4,604]

Hello there..?

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

........

[spoopy_gander 30]

*sits on edge of bed* 

[Guest]

And here I thought I was alone in the house. 

[DeadAccount 4,604]

Oh gosh Dx

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

If you want to stay, you're gonna have to cover yourself.

[Will Guide 21,362]

"I don't care if you're nude. I indulge in it myself once in a while."

[rolle 320]

...What happened last night?

[Will Guide 21,362]

"I hope we didn't do anything without mutual consent"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Why do you keep speaking in quotes?

[Will Guide 21,362]

37 minutes ago, (-_-) Panzysoldat said:

Why do you keep speaking in quotes?

Because in quotes, it's what I would say to the naked person above me rather than narrate what I would do seeing said naked person.

Anyways, If it was you naked on my bed, I'd slowly back out and wonder what I've been eating to see this!

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Uhh...I can explain..

Just now, WiiGuy2014 said:

Because in quotes, it's what I would say to the naked person above me rather than narrate what I would do seeing said naked person.

Anyways, If it was you naked on my bed, I'd slowly back out and wonder what I've been eating to see this!

Quotation marks are usually used to say something someone else said.

For example. "Fuck this shit. Now I'm gonna eat my own shorts." 

[Telferi 6,906]

...What happened last night...?

[Nyankee-No4 3,269]

How did you get here go damit i forgot  lock a door  facehoof

Edited April 7, 2017 by Werdowp

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

*throws a blanket on you* dude! Please get some clothes on!

[Regal Shadow 825]

*Immediately crumples into a ball on the floor, with my arm over my eyes* What the crape? Please get some clothes on... then we can talk. * blindly grabs the nearest blanket, and throws it, while proceeding to wave my free arm in the direction of the door*

[Messy Mane 9,032]

*pushes you off my bed* Get'cha own bed m8!!! >:C

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

It was only a matter of time before you ended up in another man's bed, Tony. 

[DeadAccount 4,604]

Huh? 

[Lunarpalette 2,175]

*closes eyes quickly* Um.... please aquire some attire please.