What would you do if you're an MLPforums moderator?

[Clarity 3,094]

Abuse your imaginary powers here.

Edited November 7, 2012 by Clarity

[Doctor XFizzle 8,651]

Install a personal filter on Tom the Diamond so every time he says Trixie in a positive sentence it's changed to Rarity

[Luriel Maelstrom 253]

I'd make a royal merrage between my OC and Vinyl Scratch. I'd install a cheat, that whenever someone someone makes a status update like RD is best pony, it would be automaticly changed to "1234567890-="

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Quit.

[Batbrony 15,994]

Uhhhhhhh... pretty much what I do now I guess, guardian of the night stuff and all... except then I'd have real authority!!! But seriously, I would, if ever given the opportunity to be a moderator, do the best I could to help run the forums. It's the least I could do if I were given such an honor and privilege.

[DeiStar 248]

Change the term "brohoof" for "likes".

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Quit.

 

Zoop: LRP, you're fired.

 

LRP: But I don't even work here...

 

Zoop: How would you like to be a mod, starting now?

 

LRP: Boy, would I!

 

Zoop: You're fired.

[Motion Spark 7,807]

I would never be granted that opportunity, I'm mean, a jerk, outspoken, direct, pervert, ambiguous and fabulous :x

[Aureity 3,055]

Look for topics about members becoming MLP Forums moderators.

[NavelColt 22,877]

Go into Feld0's office, rearrange all his items in the room just enough to make him become paranoid that someone was in there, but not such a mess that action needs to be taken. Repeat for several weeks. Blame it on Scootacool.

[Vicke 3,187]

Demote every single staff member. Take over the site and rule it.

 

Zoop would be my right hand and Jonke would be my left hand. Feld0 can be my right foot if he's lucky

But i think that would be a risky move.

[Bohtty 1,775]

I WOULD... Moderate only the status updates. DUN DUN DUNNNNNN

[~Lawful Jordo~ 2,064]

I would revel in the eternal power that has been bestowed upon me. I would have statues build in my honor, and have my enemies sent to the furthest reaches of the moon. Rainbow Dash would be crowned best pony by law; breaking this law would be punishable by banishment. I would become an unstoppable force across the interwebs, thousands would crumble at the mention of my name.

 

[Queen Cassie 3,057]

Change the term "brohoof" for "likes".

 

I remember when we changed likes to brohoofs. I don't remember if I was on staff at the time though.

 

Oh, are we talking about imaginary scenarios in here, not what we actually did when we were moderators? I'll...I'll go away now.

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

If I had mod powers?

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I would begin my hostile takeover... OF THE WORLD!

Fires would sweep through the city, as people run in anguish...

Despite their best efforts, their defenses were no match against Urdnot Shepard's onslaught...

The once brilliant Earth had burned to the ground and became a desolate wasteland...

Urdnot Shepard rebuilt an empire on top of the ashes of the old Earth. Like a Phoenix, the new Earth was beautiful and brilliant. There was no war, no death, no disease or hunger, and ponies and amazing friendships everywhere. At long last, Earth was finally saved.

All thanks to Urdnot Shepard.

...The end.

And that's how Equestria was made!

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

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[lardbobobo 1,591]

I would ban everybody in this thread and it would be glorious.

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,274]

Ban myself then promote myself to owner of the forums

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

I guess I would post ponies, despite being a moderator and being awake.

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Ban all users that have either a higher post count, higher brohoof count, or earlier join date than me. Therefore I would be the elder of the forums and rule over all.

[Nightfall 3,950]

I'd do something extremely weird, but somehow erase all evidence it was me, and blame Scootacool. Because even though he is awesome, you need to blame him for everything.

 

Or I'd be an average mod her.

[Coco Pommel 669]

If I were a mod for this place, I swear to God.

[spas-ticShotty 3,582]

What the tags say; Applejack the forums. Me and Clari can be partners, while I may hire Dawnpath and Haven to be our lackeys.

[Clarity 3,094]

What the tags say; Applejack the forums. Me and Clari can be partners, while I may hire Dawnpath and Haven to be our lackeys.

Oh, yesss.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Hire that Feld0 guy, he'd seem like he'd do a good job as a mod.