The Vending Machine.

[Robin Hoof 47]

You get scootaloo the red nosed chicken.

 

Inserts bacon (why did I do that, now I don't have bacon!)

[Loriem 639]

You get a live pig.

 

 

*Inserts my teeth, they seem to have fallen out in exchanged for this set of completely sharp teeth.*

[Wayzer 1,418]

You get a toothbrush

 

*Inserts spy"

Edited December 8, 2013 by Wayzer107

[Loriem 639]

Yo get a pyro.

 

 

*Inserts brick.*

[Sunny Fox 5,951]

Gets told a joke much later on.

 

Inserts a pair of Daedric Waraxes.

[Luximus 482]

*please try again later when I'm sleeping*

 

inserts a troll

[Irish Mist 119]

You get a pair of Homestuck horns. 

 

*inserts a sandwich* 

Edited December 8, 2013 by SmileyV

[Gay Bird 421]

get pootis

 

insert dispenser.

[Luximus 482]

get's a kitty

 

inserts a party canon

[Sunny Fox 5,951]

Gets a tattoo of the word FOREVER!

 

Inserts two white mice.

[DubWolf 17,264]

A third one appears and they become bllind!

 

*inserts a humpback whale statue*

[Sunlight 357]

*breaks vending machine*

 

*inserts ending machine repairman*

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get an "ending machine". It has one button on it, reading "Push to End"

 

 

 

I insert this website:http://www.riddlydiddly.com/

[SanityNotIncluded 335]

You get something which doesn't display properly on my browser.

 

*Inserts updated browser*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

The machine gives up on you, and not only forces you back to your old browser, it also sends you back to Windows 2000.

 

*inserts the Animus*

[Aniki 386]

You receive a [Game Ruining Concept]!

 

I insert [NES Cartridge].

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

insert Nerd

 

get @@Aniki,

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

*inserts laughter*

[Sunny Fox 5,951]

Gets a bag of guffaws.

 

Inserts a bad review of "Daring Don't"

[Robin Hoof 47]

Gets an 8 bit review of Castlemania.

 

Inserts an old set of pastels.

[That One Techpriest You Used To Know 2,286]

Get a single multicolored pastel!

 

I insert Redmont and Blutarch Mann.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@,

 

insert key

get another crateeee argh!!! crateception!

[Wayzer 1,418]

get's a lock

 

inserts a lightsaber

[Robin Hoof 47]

Get you get an invitation to the dark side and a cookie.

 

Inserts Flufflepuff.

Edited December 9, 2013 by Robin Hoof

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get Chrysalis.

 

 

I insert a box.