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  • 3 weeks later...

you get catto

inserts TV

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What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to...

an unknowable destiny?

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you get a microwave

inserts normal coin

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What is life? Is it nothing more than the endless search for a cutie mark? and what is a cutie mark but a constant reminder that we're all only one bugbear attack away from oblivion? And what of the poor hooman? Flank forever blank, destined to an existential swim down the river of life to...

an unknowable destiny?

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You get a gold statue of Princess Celestia, but she won't come to life.

*puts a coin with Julius Caesar's face on it*


˙ʎpoqʎuɐ ƃuᴉlooɟ ʇou ǝɹ,noʎ 'sᴉɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟI

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On 4/17/2020 at 7:14 PM, Yoshi89 said:

You get a gold statue of Princess Celestia, but she won't come to life.

*puts a coin with Julius Caesar's face on it*

You get a gold statue of Cesar, but he will come to life AND RULE OVER THE WORLD AGAIN !

*Insert regular coin* (surprise me)

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