The Vending Machine.

[Totally Nyx 36,040]

You receive a standard deck of playing cards that's missing a card.

*inserts a metal ruler*

[Wingnut 6,991]

You get a protractor.  
 

Insert a cinnamon roll…

[Totally Nyx 36,040]

You receive a bag of sugar and two bags of flour.

*inserts a can of Mountain Dew*

[Shadowmoth2011 150]

You get Doritos

*inserts a hat in the shape of a lemon*

[Totally Nyx 36,040]

You receive a lemon the shape of a hat.

*inserts a golf ball*

[Shadowmoth2011 150]

You get the flag that often marks where golf ball holes are meant to go in? IDK I'm not a golf expert 

*inserts the coat that Owl City's mean older brother stuffed snow down*

[Nsxile 26,950]

You receive a coat made of snow 

*inserts a hairball and a toaster*

[Flutterstep 47,079]

You receive a toasted hairball. 

*inserts a cheese burger*

[Northern Star 1,024]

You recieve an old smudged coupon for a  Burger King meatless whopper.

*inserts a McDonald's bag*

[Espy Vibe 4,280]

You get a happy meal toy! 

 

*inserts an ice cube*

[Cash In 22,313]

You get...water.

*inserts a bowling ball*

[Espy Vibe 4,280]

You get a STRIKE! Let's watch that replay! 

 

*inserts a chocolate coin*

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,227]

You get a bucket of chocolate ice cream.

*Inserts a cylinder of R-410a refrigerant.*

[Crimson storm 1,837]

*gets baby powder*

 

*inserts nickle*

[Espy Vibe 4,280]

Uranium comes out 

 

*inserts my hoof*

[Crimson storm 1,837]

*gets horseshoe*

 

*inserts bottlecap*

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,227]

*You get an old Apple IIe computer.*

*Inserts duct tape.*

[Espy Vibe 4,280]

Out comes a bottle of glue!

 

*inserts kale*

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,227]

You get a bookshelf.

I put in a pair of rainbow pattern socks.

[Espy Vibe 4,280]

Out comes Skittles! 

I put in a rose flower

[SparklingSquirrels 21,341]

You get a watering can

*inserts one Niue dollar coin*

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[Mirage 24,767]

You get a Nintendo Switch!

 

I put in my winter hat cause it's hot and why not.

[Theautisticrebel 304]

You get a jacket

*Inserts a golden coin pony*

[Espy Vibe 4,280]

You get a bag of cheese puffs 

 

*inserts the crumbs at the bottom of a cereal box*

[Gun Metal Zebra 2,227]

You get a coupon for 25% off of your next bag of cereal.

I put in a 9x19mm cartridge.