The Vending Machine.

[Loriem 639]

You get a wave of pure awesome.

 

 

*Inserts gasoline.*

[SCS 7,533]

You get a car. 

 

*inserts cabbage*

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get lettuce.

 

*inserts pizza*

[Loriem 639]

You get money.

 

 

*Inserts Russia.*

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get nothing, it wouldn't fit.

 

I insert a token from Chuck E Cheese's.

[DubWolf 17,247]

You get 1 ticket!

 

*inserts viking*

[Sunny Fox 5,950]

You get a superbowl trophy.

 

Inserts heavy water.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get soap scum.

 

 

 

 

I insert a bottle of sheep's milk.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

You get lamb meat.

... Mmmmm...

 

*puts in a Miku plushie*

[Silverhoof 2,844]

You get a build-a-bear coupon.

 

Inserts a live goldfish.

[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a dead goldfish.

 

I insert a Los Pollos Hermanos apron.

[Loriem 639]

You get fried chicken.

 

 

I Insert a Plutonium core and Uranium 238 with multiple conventional explosives.

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

you get dirt

 

 

Inserts world

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Gets a destroyed vending machine

 

Inserts new vending machine

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Gets a new vending machine jammed into a broken vending machine.

 

Inserts vending machine repair kit.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

It's rejected. Apparently, this vending machine is broken.

 

*inserts actual dollar for once*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

*Gets back a counterfeit dollar*

 

*Inserts horribly made prison shank*

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

gets a Jeff The Killer

 

 

inserts the portal from Equestria Girls

[drawingpandapony 84]

You get the Equestria high school

 

*Inserts America from Hetalia*

[Loriem 639]

You receive a hater, a violent one.

 

 

*Inserts a WWII era bomb I found in my backyard under som dirt.*

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[Enemy Stand 446]

You get a mushroom cloud.

 

I insert a can of corned beef.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

You get a corned beef sandwich (watch out for sharp pieces of metal).

 

Inserts scrap of paper with '$5' written on it in sharpie.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

You get a British five-pound note.

 

 

I insert a bunch of unripe bananas.

[Loriem 639]

You get a Banana Bread.

 

 

*Math homework.*

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You get a protractor! Hope your teacher will believe you when you say that a vending machine ate your homework...

 

*Inserts baguette*