The Simple Docturine

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Some may remember this crossover song lyric parody I did for Sombra. Well, I -did- finally think of one for Discord :3 Though it may not be what you were expecting it made me laugh when I thought about it.

 

Original Song: The Gospel Truth, Opening Sequence to 'Hercules'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRq7lLawQB4

 

For shits and giggles I imagined the five muses as Twilight's five friends. Dashie is the fat one, Applejack is the one that says 'lighten up, dude!', and Rarity is the tall one with the crazy poofy hair. Also key point, I skipped a single line in the beginning of the actual song because as it so happened, I made it work without it.

 

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Long ago, in the distant land of primal Equestria, there was a dark age of terrifying magic and relentless anarchy. But among this foreboding magic and strife, were the vibrant Alicorns. But what could an alicorn do against such evil? Now, that is what our story is a-

 

Dashie: Would you LISTEN to this guy? He's making this story sound like some Equstrian mishap!

 

AJ: Lighten' up, partner!

 

Rarity: We'll take it from here, dear.

 

You go, mares.

 

R: We are the muleses; goddesses of friendship, and the keepers of fashion-

 

D: Rarity you mean PASSION. Even WE coulda taken on all that bad stuff with our bare hooves-

 

R: OUR story, actually begins at the very start of the dark times, many generations ago...

 

Back when the globe was new...Equestria was stuck in a pinch, and everywhere an impish jerk called Discord made ponies cringe!

 

D: It was a LOUSY place. There was nonsense wherever you went.

 

R: Where chaos ruled and cho-co-late and cola fell with no relent!

 

D: You say it, girl!

 

All: But then the princesses came!

 

D: They focused their harmony!

 

All: A blast!

 

D: Turned that dope to stone!

 

All: That was fast!

 

And on their own halted chaos, with true class! And that's the simple truth-the girls were just too righteous to relax!

 

AJ: And that's Equestria's first triumph.

 

D: Aww, yeah!

 

AJ: The princesses tamed the land while still quite young.

 

All: Though bronies it may seem impossible, that's the simple truth. On Canterlot mountain life was sweet, and crisp as apple pie!

 

Though bronies it may seem impossible, that's the simple truth~

 

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Too bad I couldn't find any art to go with this :c

Edited December 6, 2012 by ~Chaotic Discord~

[Batbrony 16,055]

Heh, not bad.  Never been a huge fan of that movie myself, or the music for that matter, but that's a pretty clever reworking of the lyrics from that song.  Kudos!