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AJ: What in the hay just happened Twilight?!

TS: My spell worked! That's what happened!

FS: Well I don't like it! Take us back!

RD: Y-yeah! P-p-please!

PP: Why?! Leave a place like this? Do you know how many pony parties I can hold in this star thingy?

Rarity: Well... it could be much worse...


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  • 2 weeks later...

I love little children. Wait, what?! No! I don't eat children! I wanted to be a teacher. But they ran away because I have no face. And I drive ponies insane.


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Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster,

and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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Welcome to Everfree tours. I'm Slendermane, and I'll be your guide this evening. Please keep close and stay with the group, and no agitating the manticores.

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Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster,

and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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The Captain

(His noble Crew)

 

My gallant crew, good morning.

(Sir, good morning!)

I hope you're all quite well.

(Quite well; and you, sir?)

I am in reasonable health, and happy

To meet you all once more.

(You do us proud, sir!)

 

I am the Captain of the Pinafore;

(And a right good captain, too!)

You're very, very good,

And be it understood,

I command a right good crew,

(We're very, very good,

And be it understood,

He commands a right good crew.)

Though related to a peer,

I can hand, reef, and steer,

And ship a selvagee;

I am never known to quail

At the furry of a gale,

And I'm never, never sick at sea!

 

(What, never?)

No, never!

(What, never?)

Well, Hardly ever!

(He's hardly ever sick at sea!

Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,

For the hardy Captain of the Pinafore!

Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,

For the Captain of the Pinafore!)

 

I do my best to satisfy you all--

(And with you we're quite content.)

You're exceedingly polite,

And I think it only right

To return the compliment.

(We're exceedingly polite,

And he thinks it's only right

To return the compliment.)

Bad language or abuse,

I never, never use,

Whatever the emergency;

Though "Bother it" I may

Occasionally say,

I never use a big, big D--

 

(What, never?)

No, never!

(What, never?)

WELL, HARDLY EVER!

(Hardly ever swears a big, big D--

Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,

For the well-bred Captain of the Pinafore!

Then give three cheers, and one cheer more,

For~ the Captain of the Pinafore!)

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"Excuse me, is this the right way to Canterlot? I'm afraid I can't see where I'm going. Is that your stomach growling?"


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Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster,

and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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I am an engineer, in my profession I take deep pride.

 

To it I owe solemn obligations.

 

Since the stone age, human progress has been spurred by the engineering genius.

 

Engineers have made usable nature's vast resources of material and energy for humanity's benefit.

 

Engineers have vitalized and turned to practical use the principles of science and the means of technology.

 

Were it not for this heritage of accumulated experience, my efforts would be feeble.

 

As an engineer, I pledge to practice integrity and fair dealing, tolerance, and respect, and to uphold devotion to the standards and the dignity of my profession, conscious always that my skill carries with it the obligation to serve humanity by making the best use of Earth's precious wealth.

 

As an engineer, I shall participate in none but honest enterprises.

 

When needed, my skill and knowledge shall be given without reservation for the public good.

 

In the performance of duty and in fidelity to my profession, I shall give the utmost.

 

 

- The Obligation of the Engineer

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