The Corrupted Wish Game

[Callisto 1,876]

Granted, but you tripped and fell back in.

 

I wish I was a good artist.

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Granted, but no one will realize your talent until several decades after you've died.  In the meantime, you decide to cut half of your ear off.

 

I wish that eating healthy tasted better.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but the food is just as unhealthy as anything it tastes like.

 

I wish my moon house was back...

[Lightning Dasher 149]

Granted but your house is set on fire and your insurance doesn't cover it.

 

Now, technically I made it out of the pit before falling back in. Loop hole!

 

I wish I could manipulate reality.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you accidentally freeze time and Nelson from the simpsons laughs at you.

 

I wish I could've seen the look on FractaLuna's face when she saw her moon house catch on fire after I kicked it and it floated off into space and it reappeared on the moon.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but it is a look of triumph as the laws of physics realize that fire can't exist on the moon. (getting a wish related to your own is AWESOME)

 

I wish my moon house had a TV that didn't just show MLP.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the reception is crap.

 

I wish I had 20 bags of smart food and Doritos for tomorrows movie night.

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but they're up at my moon house, and you're not invited

 

I wish my moon laptop had a strong enough signal to see things on the movie night tomorrow (today here at moon base 22A)

[Lightning Dasher 149]

Granted, but the signal ends up sending coordinates to a missile that is fired and destroys your moon house, thereby completing the initial destructive intent.

 

I wish I could control time

[Callisto 1,876]

Granted, but you end up wiping out all of humanity.

 

I wish Spongebob would end.

[Brook 663]

Granted, but he gets a re-boot with 3D animation

 

I wish it would be October 2013 right now, so I could play Pokemon gen 6 already

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the game is rushed and becomes crap.

 

 

I wish I was capable of becoming the Evil Dictator of the Brony Fanbase and making them invade Poland.

[Brook 663]

Granted, but you get sued by the Nazis for copyright infringement 

 

I wish I had a girlfriend

[FractalMoon 378]

Granted, but she leaves you when you become hopelessly obsessed with Pokemon Gen. 6

 

I wish my moon house was back

[Brook 663]

Nope, ain't gonna happen. But you can have your house on Neptune back... if you want...

 

I wish everyone in the world would be good and rational people 

[FractalMoon 378]

granted, but they find a good and rational reason to hate and kill each other.

 

I wish my Jupiter house was back... (It got asploded during another forum game

[Brook 663]

Granted, but it is now housed by

 and he does NOT like you

 

I wish I had some marshmallow sandwiches right now

Edited January 11, 2013 by Brook

[The Awesome One 1,315]

Sure. But while I was making them I accidentally put in some cyanide for extra flavor too!

 

*serving time*

 

I hope you like it! I put in a special ingredient too?

 

Oh really wha-aefwnes foieuwngweprg8 h4tw98hb *ded*

[FractalMoon 378]

(isn't Gnarles Barkley more than one person?)

Nonetheless, granted... but they are marshmallow CYANIDE sandwiches... (my own special creation XD )

 

 

I wish that all my houses were un-destroyed.

(isn't Gnarles Barkley more than one person?)

Nonetheless, granted... but they are marshmallow CYANIDE sandwiches... (my own special creation XD )

 

 

I wish that all my houses were un-destroyed.

(darn it! ninja'd!)

[Erza 581]

Granted, now your houses are haunted.

I wish that i can hug fluttershy.

[Brook 663]

Granted, you get one hug, but it's discorded Fluttershy

 

I wish I was giant

[Erza 581]

Granted, now everybody was smashed by you.

I wish that have a chance to go to Equestria, ponyville!

[Brook 663]

Granted, but you have to kill someone and take their place (would you still do it?)

 

I wish DoomPony would be giant

[Erza 581]

Granted, now i'll smash you into pieces .

i wish that Brook would leave me alone for sometime.

[Brook 663]

Granted.

That's it. I oblige.

 

I wish DoomPony would be happy