FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 (Hey! Tulsa isn't that bad!!! At least here on the moon it doesn't look bad....) Granted, but there must be only one moon house, and Moon Base 22A don't lose to no man/woman. Your moon home is destroyed after 2 hours of brutal gladiatorial combat. I wish for my chips to come back from those rage lasers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but they're burnt. I wish my hedgehog wouldn't bite me whenever he smells food on my hands. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted... but the only food he doesn't bite for smelling is my burned moon chips.... AND YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! I wish I could get Letherbehlt to stop stealing my moon chips for his friggin hedgehog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but now their mine. I wish you would do the chacerron macerron dance. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but you have to teach me by dancing it in front of as many people as possible... I wish I got my moon chips back (I'm hungry and tomorrow is movie night.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but today was movie night, and I missed out on the first movie because I was late. I wish I hadn't missed out on the first movie. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but you missed the second movie. I wish the rules were changed so that there could be 2 moon houses. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but that just means I can build a house so leatherbehlt stops stealing my friggin moon chips! (I didn't mean this movie night... tomorrow is heist movie night!) I wish I had some popcorn and chocolate for heist movie night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 (edited) Granted, but I steal them. I wish I was given a moon house that I was allowed to keep. Edited January 12, 2013 by ThatSpiritofChaos Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but it's only for rent (every first tuesday of the month, better not be late, I'm a VERY aggressive landlord) I wish I could get you guys to rob a bank with me... building all these moon houses is expensive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocco 567 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 (edited) granted! you enlist me to help you plan a heist on bank of america in Orlando fl. we plan everything to a T and even pay off homeless people to create a diversion using noting but cheese, two hamsters, a chainsaw and a single spork. we attack at dawn, ar15s's at full draw loaded down with ammo, c4 and the most important thing of all, peach preserves. but something goes wrong you drop the peaches and the splatter on the floor covering me and you both. the sent of food drives the homeless into a mad feeding frenzy, instead of robbing a bank we find our self's attempting to fend off a herd of hungry, insidious homeless with chainsaws. we fight hard for 3 days and 7 nights and return to our hide out, our bodies broken and our life's wasted. its just then you turn on the tv to show that all the homeless have turned into peach eating zombies! whole orchards are being depleated, grandmothers across the nation have nothing to make cobbler out of, and worst of all 7 people that have a special food imunity and that can only eat peachs (one of them morgan freeman) are in endanger of dieing! you change the channel to FOX new only to see you and I fending off the hord of homeless zombies with one word across the top of the screen...hope...and that the whole world is looking to use to defeat them all. we share a glance of epic awesomeness and grab our guns and hit the streets. with a shifty glance skyward we embark on a epic journey to rid the world of the zombie homeless peach eaters, and become best friends. damn almost forgot! i wish i had me some damn peaches! Edited January 12, 2013 by dash blast 4 Fallout Equestria: The Wildest Dreams 221K words and counting!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/357237/fallout-equestria-the-wildest-dreams Letting Go 67k and nearly done!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395523/letting-go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 (edited) MOST AWESOME CORRUPTION EVER!!!!!! Edit: Granted, but they come with the homeless zombies. I wish all people on this forum could be at least a tenth as awesome as Dash Blast here.... XD Edited January 12, 2013 by FractaLuna 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Your wish is denied. No one can be as awesome as Dash Blast. I wish I could have a moon house that was mine only and I don't have to pay rent on. Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just some guy 1,070 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted.Unfortunately,your forgot your space suit and your moon base doesn't have life support. I wish I was as creative and awesome as Dash Blast is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, however by doing that you must BECOME dash blast... I wish you didn't decompress my tenant... he was my only source of income. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocco 567 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 i feaking lol'd at that in real life! granted but he starts coming up late on the rent and soon just stops paying. late one night he skips out on you leaving you with a destroyed home to renovate and several dead moon men bodies to depose of. see if you had not left me on earth to sell deep space real estate on the freaking moon this wouldn't have happened! i wish i could be that awesome all the time and not just in spurts! Fallout Equestria: The Wildest Dreams 221K words and counting!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/357237/fallout-equestria-the-wildest-dreams Letting Go 67k and nearly done!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/395523/letting-go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but you must join me for awesome ON THE MOON! (we can blow up a nazi moon base or something) I wish these stupid bodies were easier to get rid of. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antismurf9001 1,271 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but that involves zombifying them. On the plus side though, you control these zombies and now had a zombie army. Well, now that I died, I wish I was reincarnated as a cello-playing, heat-resistant military robot whose ultimate goal is the destruction of the entire pigeon species. "Ceterum censeo background ponies delendas esse" - Stellafera Credit for the Octavia vector goes to the awesome Harmonic Revelations Credit for the creation of my avatar and signature goes to the amazing Wubsie Once again, thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 (edited) Granted, now the pigeons are after you after they knew your wish. I wish for big mac. YUMMY! Edited January 12, 2013 by DoomPony 'ey b0ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but instead you get Big Macintosh (aj's brother) and he has a gun. You don't want to eat that. I wish Morgan Freeman could also eat apples so that the homeless zombies wouldn't steal all of his food. 1 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 granted, now you they ate your food instead! I wish for BIG BOWL OF DORITOS! 'ey b0ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but the homeless zombies eat them. I wish my moon army had an air force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wubsie 1,123 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Sure, but the air force is parked right outside of a black hole. Have fun. I Steam I PhotoBucket I Youtube I Ask Me Anything! I Quote Feld0 spelled backwards is illuminati Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, but you forgot to make a wish, so you don't get anything. I wish Fallout 4 was out already. ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erza 581 January 12, 2013 Share January 12, 2013 Granted, now you are stuck in the game. I wish that I'm a pegasus. 'ey b0ss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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