The Corrupted Wish Game

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it still tastes bad.

 

I never wish for anything anymore. Happy trails.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but that wish never happened, so the universe exploded.

MT wishes for non-rotten tomatoes.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but trixie steals them. Then they rot from looking at her, then she gives them back to you.

 

I wish for fresh air.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but the lack of trace gasses you are used to leads to breathing problems.

MT wishes for muffins.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, so you steal them and get chased out of manehatten for stealing in the middle of a large crowd.

 

I wish I had supapsychollotgy skills.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the head cases you deal with cause you to commit suicide from laughing too hard.

I wish Leather competed in the hunger games!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the material known as Leather that you wanted in the hunger games, was used for the Haymitch's jock strap in the 2nd book.

 

I wish I could see as clear as I do now EVERYDAY.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you accidentally stumble into a gay strip club and see it all perfectly.

MT wishes for all the world's wheels to disappear.

[Stovebolt 14]

Granted, but now you've lost your Cruise Control.

 

I wish I was an Alicorn.....

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now you're a mary sue so you're kicked out of every roleplay on the site.

 

I wish there was an interesting roleplay I could join right now.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but it ends terribly.

MT wishes that Leatherbehlt would join his army.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but I turn on you as soon as we're about to kill Celestia and Luna, I knock you out and hand you over to the princesses. They will proceed to shove their hooves up your plot and use you as a puppet, causing all your soldiers to kill each other.

 

I wish it were always this easy to think of counter plans.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they're replaced laughing gas. While your soldiers are attempting to destroy the wheels, they inhale it and start lazing around Equestria not really giving a damn about your orders.

 

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but MT's army deals with it so long that they stop having plans and just randomly attack.

MT wishes to be royalty.

[Appetite4Democracy 452]

Granted.

 

You think of counter plans easy, but none are any good.

 

I wish that this wish would not be granted.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the paradox won't work because Muffin Queef ninja'd you.

 

I wish that I could understand the Lawful VS Chatoic thing going on.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted. You figure out but your mind crumbles into oblivion and your body is destroyed. Also You come back but no one knows you exist.

 

I wish that I was a rich man who has the luck of the devil and the fists of chuck norris

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. Someone came into your mansion and opened up an umbrella inside of it. Now all your luck is gone!

 

I wish for a gala apple.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the mane 6 completely ruin it, making it entertaining for Celestia to watch.

 

I wish I would get off my computer and go to sleep.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

MT wishes for fancy tea.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but It tastes like crap

 

I wish for pie

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you wasted your only wish on that.

MT wishes for 1000000 bits.

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[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but they fall on top of you and crush you.

 

I wish the above corruption would happen so that I could take some of the money and then proceed to burn TWASPMT's corpse.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but the fumes smell like rotten tomatoes, magic, talent, epicness and muffins.

MT wishes for more musical talent.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, and with great talent comes a buckload of greed and ego, so everypony hates you once you let the moneys go to your head.

 

I wish I had an MLP plushie.