The Corrupted Wish Game

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but he doesn't care. A dad's love is special no matter what!


I wish Leatherbehlt understood this

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. *tears begin running down my face*

 

I wish it wasn't so cold outside so I could take a long walk with my foal.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but its raining..we'll watch TV instead!

I wish I knew what you liked to watch

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you soon die after

 

I wish leatherbehlt wasn't sick. I kind of feel bad for him. No homo btw

Edited February 19, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted, but he hates you for being a homophobe.

I wish Leatherbehlt gets better.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but he goes back to hating you.

 

I wish to be a pie

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it's a mud pie.


I wish to be the genie from Aladdin

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you make fun of me for watching a tv show originally directed towards little girls.

 

I wish I had a bottle of ginger ale right now so I could stop myself from puking.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you get to be stuck in a bottle for a good 40,000 years and then when you're freed, you get bored out of your mind.

 

I wish I could sell my body for money.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but the Ginger Ale contains bacterias that makes you puke even more

 

I wish I could go back to the future

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. *paradox inbound*

 

I wish it was easier to avoid time paradoxes.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but history becomes boring.

I wish LeatherBehlt would give me a hug [Having a crummy day.]

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the only people who pick you up are toothless hobos looking for a cheap trick.

I wish I wasn't feeling down -_-;

[Leatherbehlt 465]

IMMA GIVE YOU A FUCKING HUG! IMMA GIVE YOU A HUNDRED MOTHERFUCKING HUGS! *HUGS THE SHIT OUT OF GOLGO*

 

I WISH THE ADRENALINE RUSH THAT TLT IS GIVING ME RIGHT NOW FROM HIS DISCORD SONG WOULD NEVER WEAR OFF!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but to fix it you overdose on hugs from me.

 

I wish I wasn't thinking about death right now.

[Flicker 141]

Granted. You are now dead.

I wish I was a pony living in Equestria.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you still have the mindset of a human. God knows a human could fuck everything up in Equestria. Fucking humans, trynna break the 4th wall and shit. I oughtta join up with North Korea and blow all their asses up.

[Callisto 1,877]

Granted, but you get so pumped up you randomly toss a guy off a bridge.

 

I wish I was a genius.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you use your intellect to find a way to keep my previous adrenaline rush going, and I throw you off a bridge.

 

I wish I had 5 hour energy.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you're now bouncing off the walls for 5 hours.

 

 

 

I wish that Twilicorn would be Demoted to Extra.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but... BUTTSECKS!

 

I wish Mike would turn me into a pegasus again.

Edited February 20, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Antismurf9001 1,271]

Granted, but you're captured and put in quarantine by thousands of bronies who are fearing a plague of wings across Equestria.

 

I wish that Theory of Computation wasn't stupidly overcomplicated.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, due to the fact that I have no idea what it is, I mess up the wish and giraffes take over the world.

 

I wish I could be like Zecora.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, you're now like Zecora... when people didn't like her.

 

 

 

I wish that there were just a few more applicants for the Equine Biology course at Star Swirl Higher Education Centre.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the large class is too hard for the professor to teach, and less gets done per simester.

 

I wish I sish wish shwish swish swiiish swish swishh swish... *falls over*