The Corrupted Wish Game

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Granted, but wishes are for bishes, and the bishes get ninja'd ver easly.

 

Say wut now?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Say wut now?

Dawg, I be sayin dat, when you be gotta relyin on yo wishes and shiz like dat, you aint gon' think you gots to work fo it, ya know dawg? Den when you be realizin' all like "oh snap dawg, dis aint just gon come true all out o de blue y'know" i's too late fo 't yknow? Den you be gettin' aww lazy n dat stuff, den when dose ninja's be comin fo you plawt, you ain' gon' care bout dat, which is why yo plot got ninja'd by me, n you had go n edit yo shiz.

 

I wish I knew how to spell correctly.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, welcome to Grammar Nazism.

 

MT wishes he didn't know how to spell.

[Soundgarden 2,758]

Dawg, I be sayin dat, when you be gotta relyin on yo wishes and shiz like dat, you aint gon' think you gots to work fo it, ya know dawg? Den when you be realizin' all like "oh snap dawg, dis aint just gon come true all out o de blue y'know" i's too late fo 't yknow? Den you be gettin' aww lazy n dat stuff, den when dose ninja's be comin fo you plawt, you ain' gon' care bout dat, which is why yo plot got ninja'd by me, n you had go n edit yo shiz.

 

I wish I knew how to spell correctly.

 

Ar u srs? Ai dident now haow to gaet red af nenjasss. Nd u tak mach mach cwap, dident andersand singel ward af waht u sai. 

Mabe u tak abot drems? Ai dunno, bat i nat sur

 

 

On topic: No need to grant you that, you can't spell anyways

 

I wish MT could stop talking in a third person perspective

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Yo dawg yo plot gon' get 'rested by the graham cracker nazi when dey find out bout dat, y'know right? *becomes grammar nazi while you become not know how to spell* Granted, but you're gonna have to be part of my fueher's "glass of juice, not gas the jews!" legacy.

 

I wish I wadn't no grammar nazi.

 

Above: I'm not changing my post any more than this sentance, you insult my ability to spell (and the pony I'm being shipped with) you ain't gonna be replied to.

Edited March 5, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you have a grammar stalin.

I wish I didn't have balls of fail.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now you have Asian balls.

 

I wish that nopony would get offended by the above statement.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, did I mention that I peed in that bucket earlier?

 

I wish I wasn't so tired right now.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, however everypony is now incredibly racist towards Asian ponies and it's all your fault.

 

 

 

I wish that there was no racism, sexism, homophobia or any kind of negative discrimination in the world.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but now we can't make fun of Asian balls no more.

 

I wish the above wish would become realized.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted but... TEENAGERS GET BORED AND KILL THEMSEL-...

 

MT wishes that tomatoes were never rotten.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, they just naturall taste bad.

 

I wish I could find somepony with a mic on BF3.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they're al CoD kids.

 

 

 

I wish I had more hard drive space. And a better Internet connection.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it gets filled up with virus infested pirated fake cod data and your little brother is one of the kids playing BF3 with me, so your internet is crappy due to the PS3 hogging all the bandwith.

 

I wish I knew how to overclock my computer without breaking it.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The there are fifteen bottles hidden in your house. Drink the correct five in the right order for the antidote. Get it wrong, and suffer a horrific death involving excess mucus chocking you. Drink any of the other ten bottles, and you'll suffer locked in syndrome, which won't bother you for very long, as you have seven minutes before the virus starts to eat your flesh and boil your internal organs.
Death will be extremely painful and last around twenty five minutes.

Your seven minutes started four minutes ago by the way. Have fun!

I wish for a good night of rest.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you dream of moon wave's old avatar and wake up screaming.

 

I wish I was dead.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You reincarnate as yourself, but despite knowing exactly how your life pans out, you are powerless to change anything and walk the same path. Time, after time, after time.

You die of severe testicular torsion by the way.


I wish I could be a better sadist. 

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you hate doing it.

 

I wish iiiiiiiiii.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

You are dropped into hell and forced to watch Nyan Cat for eternity for wasting everyone's time with that wish!

I wish I wasn't so vindictive.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now my plothole smells like banana ice cream.

 

I wish I could live in the city with my family.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. The city gets demolished. Luckily, you're all still alive(can't say the same for the other ponies living in the city).

 

I wish someone here can give my cute avatar a hug!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No.
 

iWish TNPTP would grant my wish.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but TPRH is listening to Fluttershy Rap (reggie wats) so he talks in 3rdp person and ruins the fun of your wish.

 

I wish people would understand the meaning of the song I'm listening to right now. It's beautiful. Ish. Still, means something.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but the experimentation required to discover how to do this takes weeks of constant work, which causes you to lose all connection with society (including love interests, friends and family)

 

 

 

I wish that I could bring anime characters into the real world.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. The boor bastards are bored to tears in this hell hole.

 

I wish I could have a bottle of chapstick.