The Corrupted Wish Game

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the nookie kills you.

 

I wish to go to Equestria.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Nice. Thanks.

You go to Equestria, but arrive in the Everfree forest. You spend days in a mad panic are you are attacked and chased constantly. You have a hell of a time finding food or water as monsters are everywhere. By the time you see a way out (and Fluttershy's cottage) you are torn up, exhausted, and starving. You collapse just before you leave the boundaries of the forest (your fingers just pass it). Then you are dragged back into it without any pony seeing you. Your fate is unknown as you are never seen or heard from again +Zero.


I wish I were a werewolf.

[Nuclear Neurotic 56]

Granted. But you are a reverse werewolf. Human during the night and werewolf during the day.

 

I wish that I wasn't so awkward around lots of people.

Edited June 23, 2013 by Nuclear Neur☢tic

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You're now such a social butterfly that you never have time to deal with all of your friends at once.

 

 

 

I wish that I was in New Zealand right now.

Edited June 23, 2013 by Eddy Sparkle

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you are brought in by a plane, and pushed out while the plane is in the air, falling to your death.

 

I wish I could be in New Zealand too.

[Skye42 59]

Granted. But it was dissapionting.

 

I wish to be a rock, and live in the glorious rock cycle. :3

[Nuclear Neurotic 56]

Granted, but you are ground up into cement and used to build a public bathroom. 

 

I wish I could talk to cats. 

[Skye42 59]

Granted, but you have forgotten on how to speak english and any other laguage you learned.

 

I wish to have plastic grapes.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

Granted, but they spontaneously catch fire and melt into a purple pile of goo..

 

 

I wish ponies were real.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you find out ponies are actually real.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponies

 

I wish to drink hot kool aid.

[Skye42 59]

Granted, but it tasted like toilet water.

 

I wish that I could time travel.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it works only once and is only able to travel you back to the time of the dinosaurs.

 

I wish to run my own country.

[Skye42 59]

Granted, but you are a teribble president and get assasinated in your sleep.

 

I wish for rainbows!

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but they were made in the Rainbow Factory.  

 

I wish for kittens with jet-packs! 

[Skye42 59]

Granted, but they all crashed and died.

 

I wish for coins to fall from the sky (lol we will die from this perhaps)

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but the momentum of coins falling from raincloud height is too much for our raincoats and umbrellas. None of those lucky enough to survive happen to work at a bank.  

 

I wish for a bottomless milkshake!

[Skye42 59]

Granted, You try to drink all of it, but you get diabeetes and die.

 

I wish for more wishes!

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. You now have IDEAS for more wishes, but have used up the ones you actually had left. 

 

I wish for a time machine!

[RileyJC1243 4]

Granted. It is as complex as the Time And Relative Dimension In Space(TARDIS),so you can not understand it,making it basically useless for time travel. It also does not have artron energy to work.

 

I wish American society was as great as Equestrian society.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted, but we all turn to ponies.

 

I wish I could sing Hey Jude in Ponyville.

[just ignore me 86]

You get to sing in ponyville but everypony is asleep.

 

I wish i had a plush of Capricorn pony

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's cursed. You become utterly obsessed with it, taking it everywhere, looking after it better than yourself or anything els and talking to it like it were alive (it's not). Friends start to avoid you, and your family is really worried. Whrn you overhear someone saying that they have to get rid of the plushie. You know that they have to be dealt with now. Have fun!

 

 

I wish that I could get a good nite of sleep.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, someone creepily films you sleeping without you knowing, and then spams it all over the internet.

 

I wish I was good at swimming.

[Malao 27]

Granted. So are the sharks.

 

I wish for infinite nachos.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You are crushed under their weight.

 

I wish for world peace.