The Corrupted Wish Game

[Skye42 59]

Granted, You try to drink all of it, but you get diabeetes and die.

 

I wish for more wishes!

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. You now have IDEAS for more wishes, but have used up the ones you actually had left. 

 

I wish for a time machine!

[RileyJC1243 4]

Granted. It is as complex as the Time And Relative Dimension In Space(TARDIS),so you can not understand it,making it basically useless for time travel. It also does not have artron energy to work.

 

I wish American society was as great as Equestrian society.

[Kawaii Besu 28,010]

Granted, but we all turn to ponies.

 

I wish I could sing Hey Jude in Ponyville.

[just ignore me 86]

You get to sing in ponyville but everypony is asleep.

 

I wish i had a plush of Capricorn pony

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's cursed. You become utterly obsessed with it, taking it everywhere, looking after it better than yourself or anything els and talking to it like it were alive (it's not). Friends start to avoid you, and your family is really worried. Whrn you overhear someone saying that they have to get rid of the plushie. You know that they have to be dealt with now. Have fun!

 

 

I wish that I could get a good nite of sleep.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, someone creepily films you sleeping without you knowing, and then spams it all over the internet.

 

I wish I was good at swimming.

[Malao 27]

Granted. So are the sharks.

 

I wish for infinite nachos.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. You are crushed under their weight.

 

I wish for world peace.

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Granted but you died

 

I WISH TO DIE

[Transblitz 129]

Granted but you are now a zombie

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

I do not understand you wish but.... GRANTED, except   and  's start to hunt you down for food.

 

(Whoop! I'm the muffin!)

 

I wish for derpy to be real.

i mean i wish for angry people and sad people :L

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

This is starting to go off topic. Thus, I shall make another wish.

 

 

 

I wish that everyone would stop arguing about the XBOne and the PS4.

[Transblitz 129]

Granted, but everyone is arguing over the Wii U and Ouya.

I wish for the ability to paint

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you can magically paint lava, and nothing else.

 

I wish to move to New Zealand.

[Transblitz 129]

Granted, but you have no home.

 

I wish for a Lamborghini.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's stolen and the interior smells dubious.



I wish that I would learn how to use Ren'Py already!

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but you are really bad at it.

 

I wish to rule the world.

Edited July 1, 2013 by ÷Zero

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted, but the next day dies from illness

 

I wish i lived in ponyville

[Appetite4Democracy 451]

Granted, but Pinkie turned you into a cupcake.

 

I wish that this wish won't get corrupted in any way.

Edited July 1, 2013 by Appetite4Democracy

[tehsmartcookeh 15]

granted but it got corrupted anyway

 

 

I wish I was fluffle puff

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted but fluffle puff hunting season

 

I wish pinkie was at my party

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but she goes cupcakes on everyone.

 

I wish for a sandwich

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, there's smelly trash in between the bread and it's called a sandwich.

 

I wish for every government to be libertarian.

[Eureka 1,119]

Granted. Now their are no intelligent libertarian people.

 

I wish Slenderman wasn't so sexy scary.