The Corrupted Wish Game

[Big Bill Hell 123]

The writer of dystopian novel Brave New World.

 

Granted, your head floods with ideas, overloads, and explodes.

 

I wish I had some pizza.

Edited March 10, 2012 by Tumorfist

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but it was dropped in the kitchen, then thrown out, but the penny pincher of the manager of the store insists that it still gets eaten, you end up eating dirty, trashy pizza

 

I wish I could live in Equestria with one of the mane6

[potatoturtles 4]

Granted. You are a statue of Celestia in the Library that has no senses as per usual with statues.

 

I wish I didn't have wishes.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, the paradox makes the universe implode.

 

I wish I had telekinesis.

Edited March 10, 2012 by Jadefire

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but one day when using it for heavy lifting it randomly fails and you get crushed from what you were lifting with it

 

I wish I weren't as depressed as I have been for about 3 years straight until I found mlp and I weren't getting used to mlp and becoming depressed again

[potatoturtles 4]

Granted. You rediscover MLP only to infinitely loop through depression.

 

I wish I had more pony swag.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. I'm not corrupting that one.

 

Darn I got ninja'd, and I am corrupting that one.

 

Granted, you have the smallest amount possible that could still be considered an increase.

 

I wish I could see 120 seconds into the future.

Edited March 10, 2012 by Tumorfist

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It's boring.

 

I wish somepony from Simtropolis would actually visit this place.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it's a troll.

I wish this wish couldn't be corrupted.

[Znex 936]

Granted, instead it becomes depressed and mopes around in a corner for the rest of eternity.

 

I wish I had a jetpack.

[ZomBrony 347]

granted, but you don`t know how to use it and kill yourself attempting to use it on your first try

 

 

I wish I knew what song I want to listen to next

Edited March 10, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You know the song, but you can only remember the melody and not the name, and it drives you crazy.

 

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but that song no longer exists.

 

Granted. Your eaten on a sandwich.

 

I wish the people in my history class could read.

Edited March 10, 2012 by Tumorfist

[ZomBrony 347]

granted, but you are soon captured, killed, and eaten

 

granted, but they took your ability to read and you can no longer read

 

I wish watching videos on youtube didn't count towards my download limit

Edited March 10, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[MrMinimii 0]

Granted, but they lag every single second.

 

I wish Spring break was two weeks.

[potatoturtles 4]

Granted, but you suffer from broken limbs the entire time and have no fun.

 

I wish Minecraft was more fun.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. It's so fun you never do anything but play Minecraft for the rest of your life.

 

I Biology didn't have so much work.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but it can only be done through the use of Forge mods, and there's something wrong with Forge.

 

Your wish has been rejected. Reason: Wish command absent.

 

I wish for something random.

Edited March 10, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you end up having too much fun, get completely addicted and can never stop playing, you eventually die of starvation and dehydration that you didn't even notice

 

I wish people would post better songs in the Rate song, then post another! section

[potatoturtles 4]

Granted. Pinkie Pie is real for the next minute.

 

Granted. The songs are so good your ears bleed and you can no longer hear good music.

 

I wish I had some diamonds.

Edited March 10, 2012 by potatoturtles

[ZomBrony 347]

granted, but like Rarity in Return of Harmony you become obsessed with it and piss of everyone around you, you eventually lose all your friends and without any support your will weakens which physically weakens you and you end up getting crushed under it's weight

 

I wish I could listen to more then one video at the same time and still have them sound good

[Znex 936]

Granted, but then your ears explode from listening to so much stuff.

 

I wish I could type responses to more than one topic at the same time and still have them read good.

[potatoturtles 4]

(Read well) Granted. But then everyone hates you for being a ninja and you get hunted down.

 

I wish I could stop correcting people....

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Everyone is constantly wrong and nothing is ever done correctly, not even cellular reproduction.

 

I wish I will never get ninja'd ever.

[Znex 936]

Granted, instead you ninja everyone else and they all get mad and hunt you down.

 

I wish I could samurai everyone.