The Corrupted Wish Game

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but it was a wish that destroyed the world.

 

I wish Rainbow Dash was real and me and her could never die.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Everything else fades out of existance and you float in an infinite void for all eternity.

 

I wish I could decide whether or not i want to got out to eat.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you go out to eat but it's REALLY expensive and you have very little money left

 

I wish I hadn't closed youtube, now I don't remember what I was watching!

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but you were listening to a song that blew your eardrums out and you became deaf.

 

I wish I was a pony!

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Granted, but you are a pony of the opposite sex

 

I wish Rainbow Dash was real

Edited March 11, 2012 by RainbowDash92

[Proailurus 214]

(I wouldn't care, lol)

Granted, but she would be old and die the next day, and you would never meet her.

Edited March 11, 2012 by LightningWing

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. You join LightningWing and Rainbow Dash in the infinite void.

 

I'm still unable to corrupt the nonexistent.

 

I wish I had some money to donate to the site.

Edited March 11, 2012 by Tumorfist

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but there would be an error and the money would be lost forever and you would never reach Donor status.

 

I wish I had claws =P

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but they have minds of their own and rip you to shreds

 

I wish I would upload my pony pic already, I'll forget about it sooner or later and my pony will never be known

Edited March 11, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Everypony hates it.

 

I wish I was a jedi.

Edited March 11, 2012 by Tumorfist

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you get owned as soon as you enter the warzone

 

I wish whoever grants this wish will be serious about it

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. I'm so very serious, my gaze breaks your spine and turns your liver into gel.

 

I wish I was good at writing.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but it will be at writing clopfics, and everyone will hate you.

 

I wish I was a pony that lived in Equestria and was a pony and knew Rainbow Dash and me and her were immortal I wasn't floating in a void. Beat that!

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but you both get Malaria, Cancer, Leprosy, and Ebola so your terribly sick for all time.

 

I wish I had something productive to do that didn't involve biology homework.

[Electrobolt 2,069]

Granted, but it's arithmetic homework

 

I wish a portal to Equestria existed

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted but no one can use it.

 

I wish I personally knew a guy named Paul.

Edited March 11, 2012 by Tumorfist

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. He's your killer.

 

I wish everypony who's already wished for something would have their wishes come true.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but they were all corrupted

 

I wish I was a dragon.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. They come true corrupted and everypony is miserable/dead/dead&miserable and Trollestia becomes jelly of master trolling and sends you to the moon for 9999 years.

 

Granted. Your despawn instantly and cease to exist.

 

I wish I had a Volcano Taco.

Edited March 12, 2012 by Tumorfist

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, it erupts and a bunch of lava-taco meat burns your face and you live the rest of your life with an ugly scarred burned face.

 

I wish I wasn't so angry right now.

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted.I'm sorry rules, not corrupting.

 

I wish is 20x more wise than I am now.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, people are jealous of your wisdom and kill you.

 

I wish you were brought back to life =P

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. You have to die so i may live.

 

I wish you back to live and nopony has to die for it.

[Proailurus 214]

Granted, but you said nopony, so some poor random person dies.

 

I wish I was a cat,

Edited March 12, 2012 by LightningWing

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted. Your eaten by a wolf.

 

I wish you the best of health.